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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

LordSaturn posted:

fascists have always loved skull insignia

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Data Graham posted:

They've been there since ancient times, so they are justified.

They also invented the ice-cream van.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Ugly In The Morning posted:

My all-time high scoring patient was up to 2L of vodka on an average day.

:stonk:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Thinky Whale posted:

Pff you rubes, the only vaccine I need



is JESUS.

As an atheist, do I still get holy protection if I eat lots of easter eggs and hot cross buns?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

OptimusShr posted:

No you need to eat one of those giant chocolate crosses.

Awesome.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Even with a decent zoom, getting the exposure just right for the full moon can be tricky and deserves appreciation. (unless your camera has some sort of "full moon" setting)

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

If I was a multi-millionaire I would spend every single penny on Star Wars merch just to annoy that guy.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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I;m hiding thos beans.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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TheMostFrench posted:

Thumbscrews for your cat?

Finally!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

chitoryu12 posted:

Fellas, is it gay to eat food

Only if your balls touch it.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

vyelkin posted:

within 16 minutes he went from "a few hundred thousand" to over a million

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1250420821333426177

There'll be plenty of jobs at the plague pits.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Neophyte posted:

You're paying for my emergency blood pressure medicine script.

Oops, too late, I'm squirting out my eyes like a horny toad!

Horny is not allowed!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

professor metis posted:

I know! I love seeing the bats overhead flying out every night, I count it as one of the great pleasures of living in the area I do. Bats are great!

edit: actually in the replies to that tweet I'm noticing a second strain of idiocy in some of the people arguing against him:



Everybody knows they're just big bugs.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Skwirl posted:

Like, were ancient Egyptians completely calm and rational about the literal biblical plague?

Well, it didn't actually happen, so...

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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I like my lungs to function.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Turpitude II posted:

The bulb's shape allows it to be easily put into the butt, but taking it out is problematic.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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mng posted:

Typhoid Mary and Corona Karen.

The Karenavirus.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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The Neal! posted:

Hey hey hey that's not fair, the guy has got a few more hours yet, this whole thing could clear right up

Like a miracle.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Agents are GO! posted:

How is that pronounced? Is it æ?

It's "sword".

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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I quite like Grimes' music but I'm beginning to get the impression that she's barking mad.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Nastyman posted:

Imagine how much more hosed we'd be if the idiots in charge where half as smart as the conspiracy theories give them credit for :sludgepal:


“I don't know if half of you are half as clever as I should like; and I think less than half of you are half as clever as we deserve.” - Bilbo Baggins

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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christmas boots posted:

If it’s anything like the military the contractor probably billed them closer to $1000 for it.

Don't forget annual inspection and maintenance costs.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Agents are GO! posted:

Ridiculously smooth. Like a shark.

Ah, the lions of the sea.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1259450328048709633

We've currently had over 6 times as many COVID-19 deaths as swine flu, and rising.

It's about the ratings, not the deaths. Don't you pay attention?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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I didn't realise "British Wife" was a category.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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I like this screenshot from the comments

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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PhazonLink posted:

ah yes 1990s internet censor problem of banning the city of Fishkill and breast cancer support groups in 2020.

why are computation machine stuff so dumb?

I worked on a large system once which had a minimum length of three letters for customer surnames. Which was fine until you still having to deal with Mr. Ng.

And another really old customer service system which did mail-merges to send letters out to all customers, unless the first customer in the file had the initials "GH" which for some reason it treated as a file-identifying magic character string (like "#!" in shell scripts) and wouldn't load it because it didn't think it was a customer name file.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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For this recipe, you will need one medium onion, or six to eight whole bulbs of garlic.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Bobby Digital posted:

Nah the tools stick out from the edges of the links



I kinda want one, even though it's clearly completely useless.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Rondette posted:

The standard UK daddy-long legs has some extremely toxic venom however their weak little bites mean they can never harm us.

It's not October 2020 yet.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Sunswipe posted:



Between the guns and the spare mags, that guy's gotta be carrying about 120 rounds of ammo. I'd love to know what situation he's imagining that needs all that.

Anyone speaking to him for any reason.
"Excuse me sir, do you know the time?"
"I FEEL THREATENED! STEP AWAY FROM ME! I FEEL THREATENED!" *speed dials NRA Murder Insurance Helpline*

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Josef bugman posted:

Also Lawrence Fox is a hilarious loving pissbaby.

I know nothing about him but I guess it's safe to assume he's a big racist/nazi who gargles Farage's balls?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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grittyreboot posted:

How is everyone in the UK at most three degrees of separation from every other person in the UK?

I once went to a friend's party in Glasgow. There I met her friend, Jane.
Several years later I went to a different friend's party in Lincoln (in UK terms, the other end of the country), where I met my wife-to-be. I later found out that my wife's brother was somehow good friends with Jane.

So yeah we all either know or are related to each other.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Cancel culture is bad!
Also, boycott this shop!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Counterpoint:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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The first way is fine, you just need to loop while number > 10, subtract 10 first then you only need to check the numbers 1-10 instead of hundreds of values.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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code:
boolean isEven(int i) {
	String ch = String.valueOf((char)('a' + (i % 26)));
	return "acegikmoqsuwy".contains(ch);	
}

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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How quaint and old-fashioned in its simplicity. Where are all the microservices and code generators?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Speaking as an atheist, I think Christmas is great and we go for it in a big way, tree, turkey, presents, cards, cake, family, decorations. Just none of the churchy stuff.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

A great British restaurant we like serves incredible Michelin-star food like this:


and because of the coronavirus shutdowns impacting their business has started doing restaurant-quality takeaways. There's nothing wrong with pie and chips, but there's a lot of awesome british food out there.

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