|
She's also a TERF, so there's that.
|
# ¿ Jun 7, 2020 02:55 |
|
|
# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:07 |
|
BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:jk expects us to believe you can't magic food but how many times is wizard agriculture mentioned or alluded to in the books? Oh wizards just use muggle money to buy food at the supermarket? Yeah right. wizarding society leaches off muggle society and refuses to acknowledge it.
|
# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 22:42 |
|
can' wait to see bugs bunny kick voldermorts rear end
|
# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 02:50 |
|
Lemniscate Blue posted:I have read precisely one (1) Harry Potter fanfic and it was a goddamn crazy ride that started off zany and light ("What if Gordon Ramsay taught at Hogwarts?") and veered sharply into "nobody gives a poo poo about the trio, here's what it was like for normal people in the Wizarding World under the heel of Wizard Nazis" and holy poo poo did it get dark. gonna need a link
|
# ¿ Dec 22, 2020 01:54 |
|
Arthur is essentially wizard ATF
|
# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 23:25 |
|
Wondering if Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon would have disowned Dudley if he turned out to be a wizard too.
|
# ¿ Jun 22, 2021 18:27 |
|
It's telling of JK that the most evil character she could conjure was not Voldemort, but Umbridge.
|
# ¿ Dec 16, 2021 07:18 |
|
MikeJF posted:Wasn't there a piece of fluff that Ancient Runes was the written form of spell language? nope, fanon
|
# ¿ Dec 23, 2021 19:50 |
|
i bought the lego harry potter games on steam sale. any of you nerds want to join in an lp of them? we can talk poo poo about harry potter for two whole games.
|
# ¿ Jan 5, 2022 02:33 |
|
it's funny because only wizards can become ghosts, meaning only wizards have souls.
|
# ¿ Jan 31, 2022 00:36 |
|
Edgar Allen Ho posted:You really can't get worse from North America's "their magic was fake until the english showed up and enlightened them," so maybe JK can salvage some of her reputation if she plays it wise wait, what?
|
# ¿ Mar 3, 2022 13:56 |
|
welp, another fan fiction ruined by them supporting house elf slavery. nerds suck.
|
# ¿ Mar 13, 2022 08:49 |
|
I'll still probably buy it.
|
# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 15:47 |
|
they'd definitely be a master of wizard kung fu
|
# ¿ Mar 29, 2022 04:06 |
|
Buttchocks posted:As long as there's a magical gardening minigame, that's all I need. There's no way they could screw that up or make it offensive, right? mandrakes in blackface
|
# ¿ Mar 30, 2022 19:41 |
|
the M-word
|
# ¿ Apr 4, 2022 23:36 |
|
Jazerus posted:so...dumbledore was married to wizard hitler? wizard Ernst Rohm
|
# ¿ Apr 5, 2022 04:37 |
|
Cranappleberry posted:he still has the Trace. This would alert the ministry, full of Voldemort's minions, to his location at the Dursley's house. It wouldn't break the "home" protection but it would give them an excuse to arrest Harry. If he apparates from broom, same. It would allow them to know where Harry went and the ministry could break non-ministry protections far more quickly than the Death Eaters alone as happened at The Burrow right after the Ministry fell. the Trace is only on wands, not apparition. JK is just dumb.
|
# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 14:30 |
|
Cranappleberry posted:Incorrect. it applies to any magic done by or near the individual, not necessarily from a wand. wait, so they have a country wide magic detector yet can't find dark wizards by detecting the 3 unforgivable curses?
|
# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 16:34 |
|
ONE YEAR LATER posted:He was campaigning for re-election, at the time of his death he's a sitting NY state senator lol wizards killed FDR?
|
# ¿ Apr 13, 2022 16:25 |
|
the most disturbing parts of harry potter are the parts that are based on britain. just a hosed up hell island.
|
# ¿ Apr 24, 2022 07:19 |
|
would read a fanfic where Maggie crushes the wizards
|
# ¿ May 19, 2022 14:57 |
|
ONE YEAR LATER posted:Maybe he's an animagi and turns into a goat and likes to get busy who amongst us
|
# ¿ Jun 11, 2022 19:42 |
|
I tried to watch the rifftrax of Half-Blood Prince but couldn't make it past Umbridges introduction. Whoever that actor is who played her did such a good job of making her hateable.
|
# ¿ Jun 28, 2022 15:02 |
|
most people, when worldbuilding, would give their fake civilization great musicians, poets, novelists, artists. JK Rowling? Jellybeans that taste like earwax.
|
# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 13:36 |
|
Zesty posted:But what about that one hack writer? ah yes, the man who was a master of erasing memories who worked at a boarding school in the UK. surely nothing sketchy about that.
|
# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 13:42 |
|
just realized something: if Hermione is black, like in Cursed Child, that makes all of JKs statements about her hair...interesting.
|
# ¿ Aug 8, 2022 18:31 |
|
wizards don't know what guns are, despite guns massively predating the statute of secrecy
|
# ¿ Aug 23, 2022 19:10 |
|
Torrent it, got it
|
# ¿ Aug 30, 2022 05:16 |
|
Sydin posted:Agreed, the whole "nuking Japan was a necessary evil to prevent an even worse bloodshed caused by a mainland invasion" narrative is so ubiquitous that even my very leftist HS history teacher who talked openly about the myth of Americana and had us read Zinn parroted it to us back in the day. And of course like all good propaganda it makes a lot of intuitive sense to the layman who's not spent time digging into the historical particulars. Can someone link the nuke video? I was under that impression myself. It's especially poignant for me, seeing as my paternal grandfather was scheduled to dive an LST in the first wave.
|
# ¿ Sep 7, 2022 03:58 |
|
|
# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:07 |
|
Cranappleberry posted:sean is pseudonym. He is actually the real-life Ronald Bilius Weasley. Way not misogynistic enough
|
# ¿ Sep 7, 2022 22:43 |