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Note that the canon reason they do this is because muggles would ask the wizards for help
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Sep 11, 2020 22:27
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muscles like this! posted:So does that mean Snape was volcel? Slytherins gently caress. Voldemort impregnated Bellatrix Lestrange during book six. Yes, this is canon.
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Sep 11, 2020 22:44
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It’s a girl and her name is Delphini. She goes by Delphi Diggory after imperiusing dead Cedric’s dad into thinking they’re related.
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Sep 11, 2020 23:38
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Barudak posted:Is she also somehow a cop? Just a time traveling nazi. Yes the cursed play makes heavy use of time turners and alternate universes if you were wondering E: it’s canon that if Cedric Diggory survives the tournament he ends up killing Neville and causing Voldemort’s triumph. So maybe JK’s one good retcon, it’s clear that Neville was the chosen one all along Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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Sep 12, 2020 00:11
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quote:Meanwhile, Draco reveals the Time-Turner was actually a prototype for a perfected model owned by him (it was made for his father), but they remain unable to rescue the boys due to their uncertainty over which time period they have entered. After Harry receives the message from the boys, he and his allies use Draco's Time-Turner to travel back in time to save them and stop Delphi. While waiting for Delphi, they deduce she intends to convince Voldemort to abandon his doomed attempt to kill Harry, ensuring her father's survival and allowing her to be with him. Im just gonna leave the last three paragraphs of the plot synopsis here and y’all can imagine what leads to this
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Sep 12, 2020 15:38
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In book 2 they don’t have a fight I think, Hermione just gets paralyzed. Oh and before that turned into a furry.
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Sep 12, 2020 20:07
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In the inevitable gritty TV reboot will we get a Hagrid dong prosthetic like for Hodor?
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Sep 12, 2020 23:32
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In book 2 JK goes out of her way to mention everyone’s getting flus and Madam Pomfrey is fixing them instantly with a potion. And then goes out of her way to mention that Filch is sick with the flu. They won’t even cure him.
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Sep 13, 2020 12:44
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Filch is actually really sweet to the nice hufflepuff kids. All the torture talk is just to gently caress with little shits like Harry and Draco.
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Sep 13, 2020 17:34
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I always get slytherin in quizzes and I'm still salty she decided "no they're literally all racists." As a kid I always wished she'd follow through on there being good guy slytherins. I also wanted there to be a reveal that Salazar himself wasn't actually that horrible and the Chamber of Secrets was just a rumor until Tom Riddle made it reality. Also, I feel like you could make Snape a lot better with two changes: first, make clear that by the time of their deaths he's gotten over himself and is a genuine friend to Lily, even if he still hates James. Second, make him be a double agent from the get go, because he wants to be, not a committed death eater who turns "good" just because of Lily.
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Sep 14, 2020 20:26
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Roth posted:Fourth: Make Alan Rickman less hot  e: he looks like a british Bob Odenkirk
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Sep 14, 2020 20:45
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Part of me wishes this game had come out before I had completely soured on Potter poo poo. I would've gone crazy for this as a teenager.
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Sep 17, 2020 20:59
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https://www.quora.com/Has-Harry-Potter-heard-about-9-11quote:I’m sure he has. The majority of The Cursed Child took place in the twenty-first century. And 9/11 was the biggest, and only major, terrorist attack on America. Many countries mourned for America. Buckingham Palace played the star spangled banner in honor of America.
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Sep 18, 2020 00:29
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Do you think the 2016 wizard election also went to a chud? e: lmfao quote:Alternative names Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Sep 18, 2020 |
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Sep 18, 2020 01:01
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The one in six would be Tony Blair wouldn’t it? Did wizards participate in the invasion of Iraq?
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Sep 18, 2020 16:34
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There was some kind of owl/broom air force that helped the entente in ww1. The gym teacher was involved. Yes, the one from the 90s.
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Sep 18, 2020 20:06
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Like I said earlier, the whole magical world makes more sense if the 11 schools and all the rest are all just one set of super elite british-founded private schools that are the only magical communities the dipshit british purebloods recognize, and 99% of the rest of the wizarding world is just living their lives laughing at these assholes. Notice how not a foreign soul besides Fleur cared to help out with their insane racist civil war. The school in Africa is like 20 magical rhodesian kids that even the british wizards look askance at these days. (also magical Rhodesia is going strong and the Malfoy family runs their equivalent of AIPAC) Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Sep 19, 2020 |
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Sep 18, 2020 23:07
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Her writing is really hit or miss imo. There’s extremely good and funny chapters and ones that are a horrible slog. Book three is the high point. Which incidentally is when she stopped using a real editor, which tracks. She improved over time and then went Lucas In The Prequels once the infinite money went to her head.
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Sep 22, 2020 17:07
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reignofevil posted:Four and five are probably my favorite of the series. I wouldn’t say they’re my faves but I was of the perfect age to be 110% IN for the teen angst and romance that everyone complains about
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Sep 23, 2020 14:51
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In book 3, Ron and Hermione fight bc Hermione’s cat seems to have eaten Ron’s rat. Hermione has no answer except “that’s what cats do.” And is eventually justified because Ron’s rat turned out to be an evil dude the whole time. Excepppptttt The assumed killing happened months before that reveal and that is such poo poo pet owning. Yes it’s what cats do. And some dogs will murder your cat in turn as their nature commands. Being a responsible pet owner means not letting them just run rampant and murder other animals, especially your friends’ pets!! gently caress Hermione here.
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Sep 24, 2020 04:39
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Does no one in Hogsmeade gently caress? Hogwarts doesn't seem to have any students from there. Also, do scottish children have to go all the way to London to get to Hogwarts?
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Sep 25, 2020 17:49
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Let’s all not talk about Dumbledore’s galaxy brain plan to get Harry to lick that snitch to find the Resurrection Stone
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Sep 26, 2020 15:58
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Would Ron have to chop off his hand to rebirth Harry?
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Sep 26, 2020 18:56
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Sydin posted:I like how Creevey dies and there is exactly zero fanfare to it, like during the final battle Harry just walks past a bunch of bodies and offhandedly thinks "there's Creevey, dead" and then he just moves on. Even Harry doesn't give a poo poo that he's dead so I'm not sure why Rowling thought we would. Isn't this exactly as much fanfare as Lupin and Tonks get? And in the movie, Lavender Brown. Who, it cannot be said enough, was played by a black girl until the movie where she had to kiss Ron.
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Sep 27, 2020 00:10
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oh boy principal photography on fantastic beasts 3 has started. e: and there's gonna be five of these loving things
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Sep 28, 2020 20:32
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So I kinda sorta half watched the second fantastic beasts and I guess Grindelwald being 1. german and 2. allies with Hitler is just tossed out now? Also why the gently caress is the wizard pokémon movie about this poo poo?
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Oct 9, 2020 20:28
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FunkyAl posted:What I'm seeing is, that Voldemort is still on the loose and Harry Potter, our last hope, Has now died and been abducted by a ghost. I hate to say it folks, but it might just be time to pledge allegiance to the dark lord I'm a slytherin. Way ahead of you, boss. magical e: not a nazi, just trying to save my skin!
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Oct 9, 2020 22:51
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The Shrieking Shack pointed out that it seems like JKR was lowkey coding Rita Skeeter as a trans woman, rather grossly, in her first appearance and now I can't unsee it.
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Oct 11, 2020 17:38
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Zore posted:Yeah, remember last time Voldemort died he turned into like some kind of spirit form and then posessed Quirrell less than 10 years later and got back on track with the whole 'coming back to life' thing. The after getting blown out of Quirrell he's back with Peter's help in under two years with a rudimentary body that he can cast magic with while waiting for the insanely complicated 'abduct and send Harry to a graveyard' plan to go off. \ I think he kinda was supposed to be lacking minions. Pettigrew and Crouch Jr were the only ones willing to risk anything to aid him (other than the folks in Azkaban.) Malfoy and the rest of the crew came back only after he rezzed, because they were scared of him/wanted to be on the winning side. Voldy implies that he knows this in the graveyard and Crouch Jr spells it out in his frothing villain rant after he’s revealed.
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Oct 11, 2020 22:33
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Making it unforgivably evil to kill murderous wizard nazis with the painless death spell is incredibly centrist lib
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Oct 12, 2020 00:45
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DBZ is so much better than Potter what the gently caress are you people whining about
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Oct 12, 2020 17:53
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I'm a big fan of the Goblet of Fire game that's a horrible ripoff of the LotR film games, and the final games that are even horribler ripoffs of Gears of War. Harry Potter and the Tedious Cover Shooter. Also I'm unironically excited for the dumb victorian Hogwarts rpg and I'm ashamed of myself for it.
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Oct 13, 2020 15:44
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chaleski posted:I slow down time and use all my action points to Flipendo a Death Eater in the nuts six times in a row before he ragdolls across the room at mach five and clips through a wall That's what I'm hoping for the new one. Especially because it's far enough removed from the Voldemort poo poo that I can finally be a good slytherin. I wanna be low key scummy rogue, not likeable but also not a loving incel or nazi. Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm just picturing Fatalities and realising duelling would work way better as a fighting game lol that deleting and regrowing your bones is just Tuesday on the good guy side, and the worst thing the bad guy wizards can think of is instant painless execution.
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Oct 13, 2020 19:11
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galagazombie posted:House Slytherin was literally founded by a man who hid a Snake Monster in the bathroom in order to murder That's a fair point but my wizard lore is 90% emo fanfic from a decade ago and 10% anything JK Rowling ever wrote, and I'd like to run up the percentage. e: dramione forever no questions please. Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Oct 13, 2020 |
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Oct 13, 2020 20:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE4IpoJTXjU let's not forget what the school's biggest idiots had to say as soon Draco got his birthright
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Oct 13, 2020 22:49
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holy poo poo the actual Luna Lovegood was in the dumb harry potter musical. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a81FO-2TxNg&list=PLvep3WS9e8tRA_amclMNdVkVqNazfebXk&index=2
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Oct 13, 2020 22:54
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I need to pick up on The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, witch school being Bizarro Catholic school never stops being hilarious That show is way better than any Potter media
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Oct 15, 2020 20:34
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CptAwesome posted:Quirrell went to Albania in the late 80s/early 90s because he is a vehement anti communist and assisted in the liberalisation of the country Out of character for Jo to make such a character the villain
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Oct 18, 2020 22:04
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Like the thing is that using the rules of weird magic poo poo would work to beat Voldemort given he's all about that kind of poo poo Harry avada kedavra's Voldemort and then gets thrown into Azkaban for life by a resurgent Cornelius Fudge after the postwar election.
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Oct 19, 2020 16:55
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