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sexy: large, intimidating, but realistically endomorphic build black leather trenchcoat wrapped around lean muscle- the veneer of professionalism, but not quite tamed. a bad boy straps and buckles. goth/jock peeled back lips, stapled flesh, and glimpse at raw, anatomy-book-red muscles suggest bulging, monstrous form is too muscular for his own thick, coarsely-textured skin to contain a sexual beast ready to be let loose yet there's also this hint of that rough-textured flesh at the shoulder and fingers, showing this boy's got some skin under all that leather after all t e n t a c l e s NOT sexy:  exaggeratedly broad shoulders give impression of dainty chicken legs jacket is a loving garbage bag tiny little caution signs and ionizing radiation hazard signs? did an 8 year old boy with a single sheet of stickers decorate this motherfucker? tight, narrow sash placed at the waist makes jacket look like a loving sundress. creates a baggy effect on torso and legs- no sense of physical form. waifish, like he could snap in half at the waist. garbage bag coat somehow devolves into, like, mummy bandages as it gets close to his arms and chest? rotting, crooked, useless human nose and pale, necrotic-looking flesh gives impression that he's wearing somebody else's face as a mask, ala lisa trevor, universally regarded as the least sexy monster in the series:  haggardly knobby ol' corpse bitch gently caress u (still talking about remake nemesis) hints of flesh through mummy bandages provide no allure because, again, skin looks like a web of decaying, stretched-out corpse-suit indistinct chin, neck like a science fair volcano, tall, pill-shaped head; altogether make head look like a goofy pointed little mound stupid loving metal thing that I assume is supposed to be the restraining device that was previously built into his trench coat because god forbid any part of this look sleek and functional the boots are ok overall, I don't understand how anybody on the dev theme thought I would want to gently caress this huge, huge disappointment, because Mr. X had a GIANT sexiness upgrade between original and remake, especially form 2, going from ken doll anatomy with no recognizable musculature to rippling abs and pectorals and TROUSERS, leaving the fun bits to the imagination (wonder where they got THAT idea from....)   now you might be saying to yourself, "well, what about nemesis' second form?" and, okay, the bestial, abdomina-dentata look has its appeal, especially the garbage-bag coat turning into a tattered loincloth hot drat!   holy gently caress those thighs... but lbr, this is not iconic. it does not have a distinctive silhouette, it this could be any generic clawed beastie from something like the splatterhouse remake, or the metro games, the darkness, the suffering, whatever and we are comparing form 2's and sorry but AS. IF.  the motherfucking og no. contest. those hips don't lie. game over. checkmate. bullseye. bingo. so WHY did they decide to make the nemesis less sexy in the remake? and WHEN is capcom finally going to start listening and give gamers the nude,, fully sexual nemesis we've all been waiting for?
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Chrs posted:Theres a load of dumb nerds talking about a class action lawsuit because they can't look up Jill's skirt anymore lol what a bunch of freaks
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Sgt. Politeness posted:OP not even gonna mention speedo mode? go on.....
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Nooner posted:Why does that zombie have a rocket launcher? he's really strong
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