|
goethe.cx posted:actually pee is stored in the ovaries, the female equivalent of balls Um no pee is stored in the boobs, like a camel, and is connected to the ladyballs through a series of very small tubes. It’s why girls with big boobs have to pee all the time. 
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 03:47
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 10:52 |
|
|
Thanks to the forums of somethingawful.com, I have learned how to make "manbabies."
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 03:53
|
|
|
I've learned that leydig cells have the highest ACE2 receptor density of any tissue in the human body and that SARS-CoV-2 is literally stored in the balls
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 04:25
|
|
|
I learned the internet makes you stupid
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 06:21
|
|
|
My Shoes posted:I have learned a lot of poo poo on these forums ... hell even sex positions (shout out to the goon that explained spitroasting)... don't leave us hanging op, what is spitroasting??
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 08:23
|
|
|
Dixville posted:I learned the internet makes you stupid This may be the only truth on the internet.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 08:40
|
|
|
Bad Purchase posted:don't leave us hanging op, what is spitroasting?? It’s that thing where you spit on your dick and rub it really fast on the carpet to warm it up before you gently caress.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 10:16
|
|
|
the basis of theodicy
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 11:59
|
|
|
I learned where the good internet stopped and the bad internet began. I meet dudes my age who make references to different memes out loud while talking to other grown human beings who are clocked in at their jobs, and nothing will ever make that not lame.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 12:57
|
|
|
Who What Now posted:I learned to never, ever reveal anything about my personal life anywhere on the internet under any circumstances 2001-era SA taught me this and I have since passed it down to my children. Legitimately grateful I learned this early-on thanks to SA.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 13:41
|
|
|
Bad Purchase posted:don't leave us hanging op, what is spitroasting?? It's when you run a thin rod (or "spit") through a piece of meat and cook it over an open fire (roasting)
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 14:34
|
|
|
no that's sounding
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 15:51
|
|
|
Sounding is how bats see
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 16:03
|
|
|
Sounding is something Scooby Doos need to do because they don't have a proper license to use more advanced diving equipment
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 16:03
|
|
|
I also Iearnt about Sriracha on the forums, Believe it or not, I'd never heard of it before. And apologies for initially accusing all Sriracha-sucking goons of having long ago burnt out their tastebuds, I now realise that it's an extremely mild sauce compared to some other truly evil concoctions out there (I also learnt that here). A large bottle with the big cock on it now sits proudly on my kitchen shelf, and I wouldn't make hotdogs without spurting some on.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 16:20
|
|
|
BigBadSteve posted:I also Iearnt about Sriracha on the forums, Believe it or not, I'd never heard of it before. And apologies for initially accusing all Sriracha-sucking goons of having long ago burnt out their tastebuds, I now realise that it's an extremely mild sauce compared to some other truly evil concoctions out there (I also learnt that here). A large bottle with the big cock on it now sits proudly on my kitchen shelf, and I wouldn't make hotdogs without spurting some on.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 16:28
|
|
|
I still don't know what plape is.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 16:29
|
|
|
Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:no that's sounding I definitely learned about this from the forums 
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 16:34
|
|
|
The forums taught me...uh...well....they taught me how to do this:    
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 16:39
|
|
|
E: nm
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 16:46
|
|
|
DarkSoulsTantrum posted:E: nm The worst kind of diver.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 16:48
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 16:48
|
|
|
Literally A Person posted:The forums taught me...uh...well....they taught me how to do this: My posting taught you how to do that.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 16:52
|
|
|
Big Beef City posted:My posting taught you how to do that. Those little birds saying stoked, those are my love letter to you. Hidden in the subtext like any great author would do.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 16:53
|
|
|
I learned how to be paranoid when meeting people, never knowing if they would play the tuba in a very dirty bathtub during their college years. Goons are gross when given the chance to tell stories through anonymity. It's easier to fax than carry a printer to meet someone. All your favorite people on youtube might be secret monsters. Never second guess a poll about webcomics or else you'll wind scrolling past something weirder than you were expecting. The creator of Trixie Slaughteraxe for President is a goon treasure never to be tarnished (give or take the eventual "old age has a good chance to turn them into an rear end in a top hat" thing). EVERY link has a 50/50 chance of being goatse even if the url makes it impossible to be goatse. marathon Stairmaster sesh fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Apr 18, 2020 |
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 17:11
|
|
|
I've learned that posting has consequences
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 17:46
|
|
|
unknown butthole posted:I've learned that posting has consequences Of course. Now people know your butthole. Really doesn't help with the whole "mystique" thing. E: also, does anyone else remember the name for what I thought was the :unquote: smilie?
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:06
|
|
|
That is something I would like to learn from SA.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:06
|
|
|
every time I hear someone in a movie or TV show start a phone number with "555", my brain automatically fills in "golden manbabies"
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:06
|
|
|
Big Beef City posted:Sounding is something Scooby Doos need to do because they don't have a proper license to use more advanced diving equipment loving blast from the past on this one
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:18
|
|
|
I learned that the internet is truly awful.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:22
|
|
|
I learned that I'm gay
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:24
|
|
|
Who What Now posted:I learned that I'm gay I learned that your good with being pegged.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:40
|
|
|
Who wouldn't be?
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:42
|
|
|
Who What Now posted:Who wouldn't be? People without anuses. Ever think of that. No. No you didn't you insensitive jerk.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:45
|
|
|
Literally A Person posted:People without anuses. Ever think of that. He is really mean
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:45
|
|
|
My Shoes posted:He is really mean A total rear end.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:46
|
|
|
See what I did there?
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:46
|
|
|
I learned if you go to goon camp some weirdo will pull a knife on you immediately, but everyone else is pretty cool.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:47
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 10:52 |
|
|
Most of all the forums have taught me that every single hobby is full of the absolute worst people.
|
|
#
?
Apr 18, 2020 18:50
|
|
