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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Jericho is already a hall of fame commentator, what a crazy stat roll this man got at char gen

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I wanna see Wardlow & MJF vs BBB, I need a Butcher and Wardlow hoss off

edit: or maybe Wardlow can face turn? there's a real dearth of hoss' on the face side

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
the crazy thing to me was that he literally wasn't even out of breath after tossing around 180lb man for several minutes

he's in his prime at 32 and seems to have a hell of a gas tank for a big guy, he might be a dark horse for a title shot

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
they'd probably have to pay some kind of hefty penalty to completely cancel the show, so from a "the company needs to survive" position, it's probably better to cobble together the best show you can under the restrictions, but it's obviously not a great proposition for everyone else. it's just a lovely situation all around :(

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I think we'll get Jericho vs Mox rematch to end Moxley vs Inner Circle, and free all of them up for a big rowdy feud with Dark Order,

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Big Show gave us the greatest gimmick ever though: the Giant just wants to have a god damned smoke.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

DLC Inc posted:

No idea what the plan is with Kip, thought he'd have maybe won. Ah well.

Badly need to see Wardlow against someone like Archer or Brodie. Wardlow is actually really good. Think he could be really fun in a triple threat or fatal four way sometime.

i want more Superbad intergender stuff! the tag match with Best Friends should add OC and Penelope

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Gumball Gumption posted:

I think the worst thing about Hager, besides all of his politics and hate, is that he seems like a nice dude in person. I get the impression that everyone in the back likes him so they're blind to what a charisma vacuum he is.

he does seem pretty genteel for an oaf, he's probably really friendly sounding even when he's talking about the coming race war and how he's going to secure the future, like that totally committed zealous believer who's happy/secure in how correct and blessed they are

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I feel like the retirement stipulation was only for Kip and he'll get murdered by Archer

I don't think Dustin is going away until a rubber match with Cody after they revisit their amazing match at some point. I can already see the finish with Dustin out and Cody reluctantly pinning in front of a crowd going nuts with all the energy/emotion

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
my brain is telling me it'll be Cody v Archer but my heart wants Darby to hoist that gold

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I like Darby going into the final over Cody, and then maybe a Darby vs Cody rematch for first shot at Lance Archer?

You could have Cody heel it up a bit by invoking EVP powers to book it that way and push him more towards tweener

I don't know that a heel Cody is even possible, but I feel like part of the arc he's building will have to include some hosed up poo poo

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

coconono posted:

Kenny looks like he's loving around because mostly he is. The matches with PAC, Bucks and Moxley were all gameface moments. Everything else was him trying different stuff.

i remember in that video of him working with the young guys and talking the business, he talked about how he's kinda "done it all" and mostly looks for ways to challenge himself and keep himself engaged, and he wants to be the best in any type of match situation that could ever come up, I respect his dedication to the craft, and he's going to be an asset to the business for literally decades

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
excited for the day PAC hoists big plat

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

imagine a Broken Matt Hardy and The Unnatural tag team tho

and then soemtimes they'll wrestle as Matt Hardy and The Natural Dustin Rhodes

and after awhile they start cutting promos against each other demanding a match


and then one gets booked :ohdear:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Rarity posted:

I will not have anyone disparage Adam Cole's height :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Td2CTuiVY

holy poo poo, that laugh slays me

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

CobiWann posted:

For some reason now I miss Patrice O'Neal. :(

aw, yeah, it has the same infectious quality that Patrice's had

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Pres10Vance/status/1253448285358096384

:stare:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
it sounds like they'll go live for a show and during that day film a bunch of extra darks and at least another couple dynamites, i feel like this is what they did a month or so ago

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

StarkRavingMad posted:

One thing I'm reading that's at least a little hopeful toward the AEW shows resuming:


If they are two-week quarantining people before the shows, it reduces the risk a lot. But I don't know how the hell they maintain that if they are doing a live show every week, unless some wrestlers are cool with just never seeing anyone outside the company again.

coward tony create the AEW commune and just send everyone there to live for 6 months

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

we have to make him cry

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy


lol

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Galaxy brain: Sleeping for six days of the week to watch Dynamite back to back

binging for the new hell world

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

coconono posted:

Jorts Shida

Knock Off Looney Tunes T-shirt Shida

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

their kits match :swoon:

what an unstoppable tag team

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

coconono posted:

I bet you could use Kris Stat's hips as a model for a heavy load bearing clamp. Fascinating body shape.

new wildernesses of horny

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
kris stat's sturdy form found in a rusty cast iron artisan tool and being restored by Random Hands on YouTube

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Omg Brandon's D.Va tank

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
also BTE is a total sausage fest, they need more lady elite in there, and I know they're filming skit type stuff too for their own soc media

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

JUNGLE BOY posted:

To be fair her mental model of what 6 feet looks like is heavily skewed by dating Adam Cole

:vince:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
seems like wrestlers pair off with other wrestlers a lot, like porn stars

if you live some crazy athletic performer lifestyle you probably need certain things from a partner

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Lone Goat posted:

if you're on the road like 250 days you can might as well marry someone also on the road with you (until Vince deems your spouse is Too Hot for you and he puts you on separate brands)

lol, Vinnie Mac is the last feudal lord

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Mons Hubris posted:

Good morning PSP. It is Wednesday. I return to you chastened and humbled, with the following promise:

https://twitter.com/dril/status/638936294937227264?s=21

The Poster's Creed

it has ever served me well

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