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"Sorry" and "Excuse Me" arent cutting it anymore. The people want something new! "Beg Your Pardon" is a fresh take on an old classic. Step in to the post-Apacolyptic World with some swagger - Step in to it and "Beg Your Pardon"  
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Any GOONS making use of this pandemic to tweak their lexicons? Do share ITT  Oh ... and dont forget to  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 25, 2020 14:41
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Kiss my grits you son of a binch.
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Apr 25, 2020 14:43
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reveal to me the location of the lexicon or meet your doom!
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Apr 25, 2020 14:50
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:"Sorry" and "Excuse Me" arent cutting it anymore. The people want something new! "Beg Your Pardon" is a fresh take on an old classic. Step in to the post-Apacolyptic World with some swagger - Step in to it and "Beg Your Pardon" What type of weak person begs? I DEMAND YOU FORGIVE is mine.
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Apr 25, 2020 14:53
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in 3rd grade one of the kids cousins who was from South Africa came to visit and had a very Proper accent and instead of "excuse me?" she would just say "pardon?" but like a british person so pahhhdon? i think about it a lot.
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Apr 25, 2020 15:01
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beg your hard-on
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Well, I guess I'm just going to have put on some spats or something because I've always said "beg pardon".
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Apr 25, 2020 15:04
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Beg You Are Pardon
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Apr 25, 2020 15:09
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Even if you couldn't hear or understand something someone said it's just easier to pretend like you did
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Apr 25, 2020 15:10
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:in 3rd grade one of the kids cousins who was from South Africa came to visit and had a very Proper accent and instead of "excuse me?" she would just say "pardon?" but like a british person so pahhhdon? Yes! This is the vibe I'm going for. Thank you for the validation  Icochet posted:Even if you couldn't hear or understand something someone said it's just easier to pretend like you did This is about expanding its use beyond a way to ask someone to repeat themself. You seem to have misunderstood my OP - I beg your pardon 
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Apr 25, 2020 15:24
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The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down, and whisper "I beg your pardon?"
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Apr 25, 2020 15:33
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say it enough and the prez will pardon you it is known
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Apr 25, 2020 15:34
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do like the englanders do and say “beg your pudding” instead preferably using your best richard ayoade impression
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Apr 25, 2020 15:49
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I. M. Gei posted:do like the englanders do and say “beg your pudding” instead I always do this. It makes me feel muscular and compact, like corned beef.
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Apr 25, 2020 18:00
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Pardon my lip sutures.
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Apr 25, 2020 18:15
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in France when you meet someone and they're wearing sandals it's polite to say "I really like your toes" so I've been doing that whenever possible
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Tom Gorman posted:in France when you meet someone and they're wearing sandals it's polite to say "I really like your toes" so I've been doing that whenever possible In...France, you say? I see..
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Tom Gorman posted:in France when you meet someone and they're wearing sandals it's polite to say "I really like your toes" so I've been doing that whenever possible While they both start with F, your foot fetish club isn't France.
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Apr 25, 2020 18:28
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Call everyone the honorable gentleperson and see how many angered diatribes you can get up too in a day.
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Apr 25, 2020 18:29
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Pardon refused.
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Apr 25, 2020 18:44
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Let me check my phrase of the day... how appropriate, it's "gas thread, ban OP."
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Apr 25, 2020 20:08
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Pardon pre-emptively denied.
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Apr 25, 2020 20:09
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I. M. Gei posted:do like the englanders do and say “beg your pudding” instead The correct phrase is ‘I dig your garden?’ Unless you’re from Yorkshire in which case we say ‘yer fookin wot mate?’
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Apr 25, 2020 20:10
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On my knees begging pardon but also just being safe and intimating that I'll probably suck you off for some pardon.
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Apr 25, 2020 22:06
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Ill pardon you’re beg. 
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Apr 25, 2020 22:56
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Do what now?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayzvXhTRbII
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Bag lardons?
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Apr 26, 2020 03:00
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I like to blink before I say "beg your pardon" in a flat, sardonic tone
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Apr 26, 2020 05:35
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GIMME that pardon
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Apr 26, 2020 06:00
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If you beg my pardon, then Beg
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Apr 26, 2020 06:01
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I shall pardon your impudent begging, yet that shall be the only pardon vouchsafed to you.
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Apr 26, 2020 11:29
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monkeytennis posted:The correct phrase is ‘I dig your garden?’ I do beg your pardon, we are in your garden.
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Apr 26, 2020 11:40
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I peg your bardon
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Apr 26, 2020 11:48
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Whorelord posted:I do beg your pardon, we are in your garden. The garden is tarnished, I bet your harmin
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Apr 26, 2020 12:49
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i beg of you, have mercy
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Apr 26, 2020 12:58
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pardon the other one, it's got bells on
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Apr 26, 2020 13:45
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You know those situations where “cool,” “thanks,” or “understood” all work pretty much equally well, like if someone you know is giving you directions to a place? Try saying “hell’s bells” instead.
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I'm going to one up you and demand satisfaction from everyone that begs my pardon
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