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Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
It is with a heavy heart and great sorrow that I bring news today, a day which will live in infamy and extreme sorrow: we have lost our dearly beloved comrade-leader... the Great Heavyweight in the global fight to uphold Juche ideals and destroy the capitalist swine; the Infallible Champion of International Labour and Self-reliance; the Unwavering Soul at the core of the Worker's Party of Korea... Our Great Hero and Marshall of the Republic, Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has passed today at the elderly age of 36.

김정은

January 8, 1984 - April 25, 2020

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Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1254103393481527296

how the gently caress does tmz always get the scoop on all the cool rear end deaths gently caress

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

dude was a real juchebag

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

Spoondick posted:

dude was a real juchebag

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
this is the official kju death thread

even if he's still alive he's as good as dead.


lol @ the fact that north korea, a state which values women somewhere between a dog and a pack mule, will have a female head of state before the U.S.

the glass ceiling has been absolutely shattered, god bless the dprk

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/KingstonAReif/status/1254214406856216576

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
The wretched imperialist stenographer lap dogs are probably fooled again

Anyways rest in power butterlord of the North until your triumphant return in a week

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3rFgr0Tu1c

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

this is the official kju death thread

even if he's still alive he's as good as dead.


lol @ the fact that north korea, a state which values women somewhere between a dog and a pack mule, will have a female head of state before the U.S.

the glass ceiling has been absolutely shattered, god bless the dprk

It's tragic but this is a win for girl bosses everywhere

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

it's her turn

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I assume Kim Jong-un is going to return to life within the next couple days, because according to Western media the DPRK has resurrection technology.

anyway why does the US still have sanctions in place against North Korea during a global pandemic? Seems hosed up.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




lets remember all the good times

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Only the good die young!

RIP to a real one

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Squizzle posted:

lets remember all the good times

Shoot an anti aircraft gun at someone who looked at you funny in remembrance

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
More like Kim Jong-urn

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



rip

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
More like Un Kim Jong

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
rip a fat bastard a year younger than me

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Atrocious Joe posted:

I assume Kim Jong-un is going to return to life within the next couple days, because according to Western media the DPRK has resurrection technology.

anyway why does the US still have sanctions in place against North Korea during a global pandemic? Seems hosed up.

if he comes back he’ll be Kim jong-undead

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Spoondick posted:

it's her turn

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020
thanks google news very cool

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Atrocious Joe posted:

I assume Kim Jong-un is going to return to life within the next couple days, because according to Western media the DPRK has resurrection technology.

anyway why does the US still have sanctions in place against North Korea during a global pandemic? Seems hosed up.

Because we're the bad guys, op

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Wow he really died huh? Good thing I already ironically said goodbye.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 7 days!)

Atrocious Joe posted:

anyway why does the US still have sanctions in place against North Korea during a global pandemic? Seems hosed up.

amerikkka (also we have them against cuba and iran as well iirc)

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Peanut President posted:

amerikkka (also we have them against cuba and iran as well iirc)

We have sanctions against half of humanity at this point while actively murdering our population, quite a land of contrasts.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/grindingpoet/status/1253759688166068227?s=21

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
Btw, did Jong-un tell people to drink bleach?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I think he’s fine but has been staying out of the public eye because he got lip injections and they’re still in that weird extra puffy phase.

Frumply
Dec 7, 2004









https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLmZNnMT0A

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

my take is that he'll be back but somehow even fatter than before

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
the juche lives on

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
He lowkey owned

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time,

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


the cheese did him in

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


want his sister, who will be the regent for whichever son of his inherits if he does die until they are old enough, to be disappointed in me

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Rewatching The Interview in memoriam.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

TeenageArchipelago posted:

want his sister, who will be the regent for whichever son of his inherits if he does die until they are old enough, to be disappointed in me




BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2U-JwrZVCQ

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i've uploaded a book of kim jong un quotes and aphorisms published in 2016, featuring all the great kim quotes. hopefully it will help comfort you in this uncertain time

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