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so im pretty much sick of waking up in the same crappy apartment and going to the same location bound workplace every single day anyone knows a good modern day horde to join? don't need to be mongol or turkoaltaic, as long as i'm able to terrorize the civilized world tia |
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ive been thinking, and i just don't think this sedentary life is "for me". sitting in a chair all day, pretending to look busy when the boss arrives. it all feels hollow, somehow?? i'd rather just ride across the steppes and kill the house bound man |
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Apr 29, 2020 00:56
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roaming the steppes with my antifa brothers atop our honda fits
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Apr 29, 2020 01:00
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playing mount & blade: bannerlord for hundreds of hours so i can learn how to recruit rude teens from rural hamlets and take over the country
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Apr 29, 2020 02:09
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FutonForensic posted:playing mount & blade: bannerlord for hundreds of hours so i can learn how to recruit rude teens from rural hamlets and take over the country it's easy: give them weed
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Apr 29, 2020 02:43
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Roaming the steps on my coffee break. Sewing the seeds of rebellion by scrawling curses in the stairwell. |
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Apr 29, 2020 03:59
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Joining the horde wasn't quite what I expected. Apparently it takes about six years to become a leader-of-four at present usurpation rates, so I'm stuck as a nomadic horse insurance salesman for the moment. I think it will be worth it in the end though. |
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Apr 29, 2020 08:13
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Jaguars! posted:Joining the horde wasn't quite what I expected. Apparently it takes about six years to become a leader-of-four at present usurpation rates, so I'm stuck as a nomadic horse insurance salesman for the moment. I think it will be worth it in the end though. |
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Apr 29, 2020 09:25
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Here's some Mongolian horde music for the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 29, 2020 15:34
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You'll enjoy the horde. Bloodlust always was so much better than dumb blessing of kings.
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Apr 29, 2020 15:45
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Joining a domestic horde of pan and rolling pin welding housewives. They wear curlers in their hair as a sign of strength. |
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Apr 29, 2020 15:47
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Mom my friends and I are gonna go learn horse archery. Why? (Don't say to loot the precious gold and jewels held by the unworthy kings of eastern poland, don't say to loot the precious gold and jewels held by the unworthy kings of eastern poland) to... loot the... precious gold and jewels... from the unworthy kings of... Western Poland. |
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Apr 29, 2020 16:20
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Most people claim to be doing it for the horde and that they joined up to loot and pillage so the grand khan can mount the world stallion, but the truth is that most people are there to ride cool horses and because they couldn't afford a helmet otherwise. |
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