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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
WASPs ruining america is nothing new

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Good news for NBA fans though. Now when the New Orleans Pelicans fold they can move to Seattle and call themselves the Hornets again.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
The article in the OP mentioned these have probably been imported on purpose. Why would anyone do this?!

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

We’ve been misspelling his name for years. It’s actually Jeff Beezos.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Weka posted:

The article in the OP mentioned these have probably been imported on purpose. Why would anyone do this?!

I don’t know but whoever did it better spend every second of every day of the rest of their lives in solitary confinement, strapped to a seatless chair so they can’t move any part of their body, with nothing but tubes to feed them and a hole to poo poo in, getting their testicles and/or other sensitive organs tortured while mind-loving drug cocktails are constantly pumped into their veins. Basically all of the “inhumane” things combined, that’s what should happen to them.

gently caress hornets and gently caress those who aid hornets.

Giganticon
Mar 10, 2010

Pillbug
I'm no biologist but remember when they had pest beatles in Australia so they imported cain toads to take out the beatles, and the toads have now been ravaging Australia for 30 years?

We use Cain toads to kill the hornets. It can't fail.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
toads must be 940th on the list of things ravaging australia. top three from what I can tell

3 - wildfire
2 - clock spiders
1 - australians

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Spectral_beard posted:

I'm no biologist but remember when they had pest beatles in Australia so they imported cain toads to take out the beatles, and the toads have now been ravaging Australia for 30 years?

We use Cain toads to kill the hornets. It can't fail.

No I don’t remember that. Was it before or after the White Album came out?

Giganticon
Mar 10, 2010

Pillbug
Well I learned three things today, one is the band and the bug are not spelled the same, second is that I'm a loving idiot, third that I, along with all of us will probably be stung to death by hornets.

Giganticon fucked around with this message at 08:12 on May 5, 2020

Lliam
Oct 22, 2008

by Hand Knit

(and can't post for 9 years!)

drat. I thought this was the new Marble Hornets.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

there is no excuse for letting a hornet/wasp live

kill on sight

fear is cowardice

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Bullshit fear mongering,

From Sloan Tomlinson, an Entomologist that co runs a large Entomology group.

"Shame on your New York Times.

PSA for all my friends as several have messaged me about the recent “Murder Hornets!!!!!!” NYT article (and the subsequent trash pick up articles from TMZ etc.)

Vespa mandarinia has probably the most infamy of any wasp thanks to sensationalized video of them on nature programs and erroneous “acid venom dissolving your skin!, etc.” “facts” about them. Yes. They are large wasps. Yes. They will attack when the nest is threatened and will sting repeatedly (what’s dangerous is not their venom itself that’s a problem, but the fact their venom loads are large and they usually have hundreds to thousands of workers attacking). In areas with dense populations of them in their native ranges people do die from them (in the US around 40 or more people die annually from domestic dog attacks (actually making them the most likely animal in the US to be attacked and killed by)).

In relation to “invading America”; last summer ONE nest was officially found, and subsequently destroyed in Nanaimo on Vancouver Island. Not long after that another dead specimen was found right at the border in Washington state. As of right now these are the only confirmed sightings. An invasion that does not make. Even if this wasp establishes in any way, it will be destroyed, long before it can spread deep into the country (as a comparison Vespa crabro (the European hornet and ONLY hornet definitively established in the Americas) has been in the Americas since about 1860 and still is not found everywhere and not past the middle of country.

Most of this fear is being spread by beekeepers, who themselves are raising a non-native stinging insect, responsible for damaging ecosystems, and also the most common insect for people to die from anaphylactic shock in the US.

The problem with this fear? Here’s an example from one of the groups I help admin. MOST people can’t tell the difference from one wasp to the next. This is now a dead smashed Vespula squamosa, a native species. This will continue. We’ve had bees, many other wasp species, sawlfies, hover flies, even a moth IDed by novices as V. mandarinia. People already fear insects, especially wasps.

Shame on you New York Times."

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Ultra Carp

Supreme Allah posted:

this is like that show where we all died and we're in hell but nobody realizes it

except for the "nobody realizes it" part, yeah

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
What I'm taking from that article is we must fear these foreign immigrants and their large loads.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Kharnifex posted:

Bullshit fear mongering,

From Sloan Tomlinson, an Entomologist that co runs a large Entomology group.

"Shame on your New York Times.

PSA for all my friends as several have messaged me about the recent “Murder Hornets!!!!!!” NYT article (and the subsequent trash pick up articles from TMZ etc.)

Vespa mandarinia has probably the most infamy of any wasp thanks to sensationalized video of them on nature programs and erroneous “acid venom dissolving your skin!, etc.” “facts” about them. Yes. They are large wasps. Yes. They will attack when the nest is threatened and will sting repeatedly (what’s dangerous is not their venom itself that’s a problem, but the fact their venom loads are large and they usually have hundreds to thousands of workers attacking). In areas with dense populations of them in their native ranges people do die from them (in the US around 40 or more people die annually from domestic dog attacks (actually making them the most likely animal in the US to be attacked and killed by)).

In relation to “invading America”; last summer ONE nest was officially found, and subsequently destroyed in Nanaimo on Vancouver Island. Not long after that another dead specimen was found right at the border in Washington state. As of right now these are the only confirmed sightings. An invasion that does not make. Even if this wasp establishes in any way, it will be destroyed, long before it can spread deep into the country (as a comparison Vespa crabro (the European hornet and ONLY hornet definitively established in the Americas) has been in the Americas since about 1860 and still is not found everywhere and not past the middle of country.

Most of this fear is being spread by beekeepers, who themselves are raising a non-native stinging insect, responsible for damaging ecosystems, and also the most common insect for people to die from anaphylactic shock in the US.

The problem with this fear? Here’s an example from one of the groups I help admin. MOST people can’t tell the difference from one wasp to the next. This is now a dead smashed Vespula squamosa, a native species. This will continue. We’ve had bees, many other wasp species, sawlfies, hover flies, even a moth IDed by novices as V. mandarinia. People already fear insects, especially wasps.

Shame on you New York Times."

maybe the entomologists shouldn't have named them Murder Hornets then maybe

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm sure you want to erase aaaaall of Dr. Murder's entomological accomplishments

swbm
May 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Marble hornets more like

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

"we found one living one and then later we found a dead one a ways away from that but don't worry i'm sure those were the only two on the entire continent"

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Murder hornets don't exist just like coronavirus or global warming or UFOs

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

I. M. Gei posted:

Good news for NBA fans though. Now when the New Orleans Pelicans fold they can move to Seattle and call themselves the Hornets again.

The Hornets were originally from Charlotte, NC. Now, if these things can also fly at Supersonic speeds, we are well and truly hosed.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Kharnifex posted:

"Shame on your New York Times.

PSA for all my friends as several have messaged me about the recent “Murder Hornets!!!!!!” NYT article (and the subsequent trash pick up articles from TMZ etc.)

Vespa mandarinia has probably the most infamy of any wasp thanks to sensationalized video of them on nature programs and erroneous “acid venom dissolving your skin!, etc.” “facts” about them. Yes. They are large wasps. Yes. They will attack when the nest is threatened and will sting repeatedly (what’s dangerous is not their venom itself that’s a problem, but the fact their venom loads are large and they usually have hundreds to thousands of workers attacking). In areas with dense populations of them in their native ranges people do die from them (in the US around 40 or more people die annually from domestic dog attacks (actually making them the most likely animal in the US to be attacked and killed by)).

In relation to “invading America”; last summer ONE nest was officially found, and subsequently destroyed in Nanaimo on Vancouver Island. Not long after that another dead specimen was found right at the border in Washington state. As of right now these are the only confirmed sightings. An invasion that does not make. Even if this wasp establishes in any way, it will be destroyed, long before it can spread deep into the country (as a comparison Vespa crabro (the European hornet and ONLY hornet definitively established in the Americas) has been in the Americas since about 1860 and still is not found everywhere and not past the middle of country.

Most of this fear is being spread by beekeepers, who themselves are raising a non-native stinging insect, responsible for damaging ecosystems, and also the most common insect for people to die from anaphylactic shock in the US.

The problem with this fear? Here’s an example from one of the groups I help admin. MOST people can’t tell the difference from one wasp to the next. This is now a dead smashed Vespula squamosa, a native species. This will continue. We’ve had bees, many other wasp species, sawlfies, hover flies, even a moth IDed by novices as V. mandarinia. People already fear insects, especially wasps.

Shame on you New York Times.
Sincerely,
A. H. Ornet"
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olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
Marble Hornets was a good series

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
One time one of my redneck uncles found a big hornet nest on my grandparents' property and took potshots at the branch the nest was built on with a gun and the branch fell down and obliterated the nest and everybody ran screaming from a giant angry sentient cloud.

Said property haven't had any reports or sightings of such things ever since.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
lotta hosed up poo poo coming out of asia recently. has anyone looked into that?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I saw and killed a big hornet by the lake way before it was cool and I sent to a guy and he said "that's a dragonfly you monster" but I bet he was in on it and it was actually the asian hornet.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Let's make a pact with the killer bees before this gets out of hand.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Cantaloupe posted:

lotta hosed up poo poo coming out of asia recently. has anyone looked into that?

I have. Crazy stuff.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

This guy flew down and landed in the back of my truck yesterday.





Where is the other half of his body?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's gone

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

Wanted By Weed posted:



You guys know we already have invasive giant hornets here in America, right? They're just not super common.

It's just the flu, bro.

GlassEye-Boy
Jul 12, 2001

FogHelmut posted:

This guy flew down and landed in the back of my truck yesterday.


Where is the other half of his body?

Eaten by the murder hornets.

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Spectral_beard posted:

Well I learned three things today, one is the band and the bug are not spelled the same, second is that I'm a loving idiot, third that I, along with all of us will probably be stung to death by hornets.

Also it's cane toads

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Sir Nose posted:

Also it's cane toads

Legacy of Kain Toads

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
There are very few things I'd be gleeful about killing but mosquitoes, cockroaches and wasps are three

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived
I was told I could purchase (1) Murder Hornet itt

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Milo and POTUS posted:

There are very few things I'd be gleeful about killing but mosquitoes, cockroaches and wasps are three

You forgot ticks

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Wanted By Weed posted:



You guys know we already have invasive giant hornets here in America, right? They're just not super common.

The European Giant Hornets are way more chill (as much as a hornet can be anyway) than the rear end in a top hat Asian Giant Hornets.
We've got the Euro Hornets around here, and aside from looking scurry as gently caress, they've never bothered me.

I'm much more concerned with all the drat paper wasps we get, and those rear end in a top hat ground hornets. I've been stung by both those fuckers dozens of times.

Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 19:08 on May 5, 2020

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Spectral_beard posted:

I'm no biologist but remember when they had pest beatles in Australia so they imported cain toads to take out the beatles, and the toads have now been ravaging Australia for 30 years?

We use Cain toads to kill the hornets. It can't fail.

Haha I read about cane toads and apparently there is an idea to use meat ants against them. Come on Australia, just say gently caress it and import all sorts of aggressive fauna to fight each other until its constant warzone

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
here have some hornet murder porn

https://youtu.be/z_nRbJXz_Yo

he feeds the hornet babies to his chickens for extra :black101:

murder starts @ 3:55

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Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

interwhat posted:

I've seen them here and Ohio as well as back where I am from in Maryland. Not sure why this is news. They are scary as gently caress though. When they do a low hover they blow leaves around lol

No you haven't. You've seen a different kind of large hornet but not that one.

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