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WASPs ruining america is nothing new
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# ? May 5, 2020 04:19 |
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Good news for NBA fans though. Now when the New Orleans Pelicans fold they can move to Seattle and call themselves the Hornets again.
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# ? May 5, 2020 04:40 |
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The article in the OP mentioned these have probably been imported on purpose. Why would anyone do this?!
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# ? May 5, 2020 05:25 |
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We’ve been misspelling his name for years. It’s actually Jeff Beezos.
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# ? May 5, 2020 05:37 |
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Weka posted:The article in the OP mentioned these have probably been imported on purpose. Why would anyone do this?! I don’t know but whoever did it better spend every second of every day of the rest of their lives in solitary confinement, strapped to a seatless chair so they can’t move any part of their body, with nothing but tubes to feed them and a hole to poo poo in, getting their testicles and/or other sensitive organs tortured while mind-loving drug cocktails are constantly pumped into their veins. Basically all of the “inhumane” things combined, that’s what should happen to them. gently caress hornets and gently caress those who aid hornets.
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# ? May 5, 2020 05:51 |
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I'm no biologist but remember when they had pest beatles in Australia so they imported cain toads to take out the beatles, and the toads have now been ravaging Australia for 30 years? We use Cain toads to kill the hornets. It can't fail.
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# ? May 5, 2020 06:28 |
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toads must be 940th on the list of things ravaging australia. top three from what I can tell 3 - wildfire 2 - clock spiders 1 - australians
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# ? May 5, 2020 06:56 |
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Spectral_beard posted:I'm no biologist but remember when they had pest beatles in Australia so they imported cain toads to take out the beatles, and the toads have now been ravaging Australia for 30 years? No I don’t remember that. Was it before or after the White Album came out?
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# ? May 5, 2020 06:59 |
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Well I learned three things today, one is the band and the bug are not spelled the same, second is that I'm a loving idiot, third that I, along with all of us will probably be stung to death by hornets.
Giganticon fucked around with this message at 08:12 on May 5, 2020 |
# ? May 5, 2020 07:39 |
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drat. I thought this was the new Marble Hornets.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:07 |
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there is no excuse for letting a hornet/wasp live kill on sight fear is cowardice
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:09 |
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Bullshit fear mongering, From Sloan Tomlinson, an Entomologist that co runs a large Entomology group. "Shame on your New York Times. PSA for all my friends as several have messaged me about the recent “Murder Hornets!!!!!!” NYT article (and the subsequent trash pick up articles from TMZ etc.) Vespa mandarinia has probably the most infamy of any wasp thanks to sensationalized video of them on nature programs and erroneous “acid venom dissolving your skin!, etc.” “facts” about them. Yes. They are large wasps. Yes. They will attack when the nest is threatened and will sting repeatedly (what’s dangerous is not their venom itself that’s a problem, but the fact their venom loads are large and they usually have hundreds to thousands of workers attacking). In areas with dense populations of them in their native ranges people do die from them (in the US around 40 or more people die annually from domestic dog attacks (actually making them the most likely animal in the US to be attacked and killed by)). In relation to “invading America”; last summer ONE nest was officially found, and subsequently destroyed in Nanaimo on Vancouver Island. Not long after that another dead specimen was found right at the border in Washington state. As of right now these are the only confirmed sightings. An invasion that does not make. Even if this wasp establishes in any way, it will be destroyed, long before it can spread deep into the country (as a comparison Vespa crabro (the European hornet and ONLY hornet definitively established in the Americas) has been in the Americas since about 1860 and still is not found everywhere and not past the middle of country. Most of this fear is being spread by beekeepers, who themselves are raising a non-native stinging insect, responsible for damaging ecosystems, and also the most common insect for people to die from anaphylactic shock in the US. The problem with this fear? Here’s an example from one of the groups I help admin. MOST people can’t tell the difference from one wasp to the next. This is now a dead smashed Vespula squamosa, a native species. This will continue. We’ve had bees, many other wasp species, sawlfies, hover flies, even a moth IDed by novices as V. mandarinia. People already fear insects, especially wasps. Shame on you New York Times."
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# ? May 5, 2020 11:19 |
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Supreme Allah posted:this is like that show where we all died and we're in hell but nobody realizes it except for the "nobody realizes it" part, yeah
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# ? May 5, 2020 11:33 |
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What I'm taking from that article is we must fear these foreign immigrants and their large loads.
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# ? May 5, 2020 11:48 |
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Kharnifex posted:Bullshit fear mongering, maybe the entomologists shouldn't have named them Murder Hornets then maybe
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# ? May 5, 2020 13:22 |
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I'm sure you want to erase aaaaall of Dr. Murder's entomological accomplishments
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# ? May 5, 2020 13:27 |
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Marble hornets more like
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# ? May 5, 2020 13:49 |
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"we found one living one and then later we found a dead one a ways away from that but don't worry i'm sure those were the only two on the entire continent"
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# ? May 5, 2020 14:12 |
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Murder hornets don't exist just like coronavirus or global warming or UFOs
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# ? May 5, 2020 14:15 |
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I. M. Gei posted:Good news for NBA fans though. Now when the New Orleans Pelicans fold they can move to Seattle and call themselves the Hornets again. The Hornets were originally from Charlotte, NC. Now, if these things can also fly at Supersonic speeds, we are well and truly hosed.
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# ? May 5, 2020 14:20 |
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Kharnifex posted:"Shame on your New York Times. \ |
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# ? May 5, 2020 14:49 |
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Marble Hornets was a good series
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# ? May 5, 2020 14:59 |
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One time one of my redneck uncles found a big hornet nest on my grandparents' property and took potshots at the branch the nest was built on with a gun and the branch fell down and obliterated the nest and everybody ran screaming from a giant angry sentient cloud. Said property haven't had any reports or sightings of such things ever since.
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# ? May 5, 2020 15:19 |
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lotta hosed up poo poo coming out of asia recently. has anyone looked into that?
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# ? May 5, 2020 15:21 |
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I saw and killed a big hornet by the lake way before it was cool and I sent to a guy and he said "that's a dragonfly you monster" but I bet he was in on it and it was actually the asian hornet.
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# ? May 5, 2020 16:11 |
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Let's make a pact with the killer bees before this gets out of hand.
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# ? May 5, 2020 16:32 |
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Cantaloupe posted:lotta hosed up poo poo coming out of asia recently. has anyone looked into that? I have. Crazy stuff.
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# ? May 5, 2020 16:35 |
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This guy flew down and landed in the back of my truck yesterday. Where is the other half of his body?
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# ? May 5, 2020 16:49 |
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It's gone
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# ? May 5, 2020 17:25 |
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Wanted By Weed posted:
It's just the flu, bro.
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# ? May 5, 2020 17:45 |
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FogHelmut posted:This guy flew down and landed in the back of my truck yesterday. Eaten by the murder hornets.
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# ? May 5, 2020 18:00 |
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Spectral_beard posted:Well I learned three things today, one is the band and the bug are not spelled the same, second is that I'm a loving idiot, third that I, along with all of us will probably be stung to death by hornets. Also it's cane toads
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# ? May 5, 2020 18:16 |
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Sir Nose posted:Also it's cane toads Legacy of Kain Toads
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# ? May 5, 2020 18:18 |
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There are very few things I'd be gleeful about killing but mosquitoes, cockroaches and wasps are three
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# ? May 5, 2020 18:24 |
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I was told I could purchase (1) Murder Hornet itt
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# ? May 5, 2020 18:26 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:There are very few things I'd be gleeful about killing but mosquitoes, cockroaches and wasps are three You forgot ticks
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# ? May 5, 2020 19:00 |
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Wanted By Weed posted:
The European Giant Hornets are way more chill (as much as a hornet can be anyway) than the rear end in a top hat Asian Giant Hornets. We've got the Euro Hornets around here, and aside from looking scurry as gently caress, they've never bothered me. I'm much more concerned with all the drat paper wasps we get, and those rear end in a top hat ground hornets. I've been stung by both those fuckers dozens of times. Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 19:08 on May 5, 2020 |
# ? May 5, 2020 19:05 |
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Spectral_beard posted:I'm no biologist but remember when they had pest beatles in Australia so they imported cain toads to take out the beatles, and the toads have now been ravaging Australia for 30 years? Haha I read about cane toads and apparently there is an idea to use meat ants against them. Come on Australia, just say gently caress it and import all sorts of aggressive fauna to fight each other until its constant warzone
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# ? May 5, 2020 19:42 |
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here have some hornet murder porn https://youtu.be/z_nRbJXz_Yo he feeds the hornet babies to his chickens for extra murder starts @ 3:55
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# ? May 5, 2020 19:45 |
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interwhat posted:I've seen them here and Ohio as well as back where I am from in Maryland. Not sure why this is news. They are scary as gently caress though. When they do a low hover they blow leaves around lol No you haven't. You've seen a different kind of large hornet but not that one.
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# ? May 5, 2020 20:13 |