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blatman
May 9, 2009

14 inc dont mez



worf is basically living in a heavily armed space van and the surrounding docking ring probably reeks of space weed and blood wine, the vibrations from his loud klingon opera constantly knocking sensors out of allignment and screwing up the holodecks

also that first scene where he's ordering prune juice at quarks is :vince:

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blatman
May 9, 2009

14 inc dont mez



this talk about queer trek got me thinking, so there was that one episode where quark teams up with a woman pretending to be a man so her horribly sexist society will take her seriously right, and her entire gender change outfit is fake ears and pants, why does lobe size not scale up with wealth due to the availability of expensive lobe augmentation surgery

if humans could get big high-tech dongers that actually functioned right then every short-sighted rich guy would be packing a 14 incher and ferengi are basically cartoon capitalists so this seems like it should be canon

blatman
May 9, 2009

14 inc dont mez



honestly I forgot he had giant satellite dishes on his skull, I was just thinking brunt had smaller ears than quark but I was under the impression brunt had more cash money

blatman
May 9, 2009

14 inc dont mez



the biggest issue with tng isn't that data would casually update historical figure holograms for convenience or that geordi never gets laid, it's that geordi didn't install a phaser in his visor so he can cyclops bad guys

blatman
May 9, 2009

14 inc dont mez



as long as your extremely mobile death star has a bar and a few hologram sex dens you're still allowed to register the ship as a diplomatic vessel

blatman
May 9, 2009

14 inc dont mez



why yes I would like to play poker with you guys, a psychic empath, a card-counting android, a guy with a magic sunglasses that can see through the cards and the man with the highest charisma score in the universe

I will join you all as soon as I recover from being attacked by an empty plastic barrel

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blatman
May 9, 2009

14 inc dont mez



that episode where odo becomes kurzon and shows his transformation by loudening his shirt

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