Animal Crossing 20 (Shit-Talking Board Games IV)

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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

PMush Perfect posted:

Whatever you say, buttfruit!

Imagine not loving butts in TYOOL 2020.

Tsk tsk

chaoslord posted:

wtf rude!

Inf, buddy, I'm gonna need a sixer here for IK-team sass

this is just a joke do not give my good friend pmush a sixer

I would never abuse my IK powers.

Except maybe adding fruit icons to everybodies avatars :ninja:

# ? May 25, 2020 04:42

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:20

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

LawfulWaffle posted:

Feeling bad for all the non-apple people, personally. My heart breaks for them.

that's the cyanide talking

# ? May 25, 2020 04:47

Mistaken Frisbee: Jul 19, 2007

PMush Perfect posted:

They made their bad decisions, we were the last two to join. They have no excuse for not picking the best fruit and the best villager.

I was the first to join Team Apple, so I think some of the others were too intimidated that they couldn't meet the high standards of Team Apple. And they were right to be intimidated - Team Apple only accepts the best.

# ? May 25, 2020 06:14

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

_{_{more liek Team Crapple}}

# ? May 25, 2020 07:07

Mistaken Frisbee: Jul 19, 2007

Infinitum posted:

_{_{more liek Team Crapple}}

Good one, Team Bleach (less toxic to consume than your trash fruit).

hexwren posted:

Okay, that's 20, then. I'll try and get to Kinko's before they close, but it's a tight thing. Unfortunately with the holiday, if I can't get out the door and get the stuff printed in the next 40 minutes, it'll be stuck until Tuesday.

In the meantime,

Mistaken Frisbee
Leraika
CirclMastr
TheNabster
FelicityGS

you are each the first to land on your island, and as such, get to name them. Please submit island names while I go get the playing pieces in order.

How about Pomme Island?

Edit: I also just noticed that 3 of 4 of us are rodents.

Mistaken Frisbee fucked around with this message at 08:22 on May 25, 2020

# ? May 25, 2020 08:12

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

just what we need, another island of whinging poms

# ? May 25, 2020 08:21

SHALASHASKA HAWKE: Nov 10, 2016; No child soldier in poverty by 1990

Zetsubou-san posted:

just what we need, another island of whinging poms

# ? May 25, 2020 08:25

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Mistaken Frisbee posted:

I was the first to join Team Apple, so I think some of the others were too intimidated that they couldn't meet the high standards of Team Apple. And they were right to be intimidated - Team Apple only accepts the best.

You should name our island Thebest.

# ? May 25, 2020 08:58

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Thebes is actually located in Egypt, not some imaginary 'T' place.

# ? May 25, 2020 09:08

SHALASHASKA HAWKE: Nov 10, 2016; No child soldier in poverty by 1990

Infinitum posted:

Thebes is actually located in Egypt, not some imaginary 'T' place.

speech impediments aren�t a joke inf

unlike team orange!

# ? May 25, 2020 09:48

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

At least our orchard doesn't smell like the fuckin' BangBus

# ? May 25, 2020 10:10

TheNabster: Apr 26, 2014; "Today I will cause problems on purpose"

I would like to call the island Somewhere.

I look forward to a nice clean game.

# ? May 25, 2020 12:36

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

there's going to be orange peel everywhere I just know it

# ? May 25, 2020 12:46

SHALASHASKA HAWKE: Nov 10, 2016; No child soldier in poverty by 1990

Zetsubou-san posted:

there's going to be orange peel everywhere I just know it

ugh... do we want ants?

# ? May 25, 2020 12:47

UnCO3: Feb 11, 2010; Ye gods!; College Slice

Mistaken Frisbee posted:

Good one, Team Bleach (less toxic to consume than your trash fruit).

How about Pomme Island?

Edit: I also just noticed that 3 of 4 of us are rodents.

Potatoes in disguise the sorry lot of you

SHALASHASKA HAWKE posted:

ugh... do we want ants?

No need to worry about ants when you're pear, they have better taste

# ? May 25, 2020 13:13

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

FelicityGS posted:

Team Pear, any name ideas?

Pearadise.

# ? May 25, 2020 13:32

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Mistaken Frisbee posted:

How about Pomme Island?

Edit: I also just noticed that 3 of 4 of us are rodents.

I like it. Using the French word for apple really highlights our class and sophistication, while it also alludes to the pummeling (pommeling, or hitting them with the pommel of our Nook-branded sabers) we will be delivering to those wretched custodians of the Lesser Fruits.

# ? May 25, 2020 13:50

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Speaking as an Australian, we're not going to be tolerating any bloody Poms this game. :boonie:

# ? May 25, 2020 13:57

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

get your own jokes, fuzzhead

# ? May 25, 2020 15:25

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Zets with the midnight zingers.

Can't believe KFC is still open at this hour mate.

# ? May 25, 2020 15:38

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

gotta get the spiciness somewhere, sure ain't gonna get from your team

# ? May 25, 2020 15:52

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

What team are you on mate?

# ? May 25, 2020 15:53

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

the wi..IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT TEAM YOU'RE ON!!

# ? May 25, 2020 16:07

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

# ? May 25, 2020 16:09

CirclMastr: Jul 4, 2010

hambeet posted:

Islanded here first

Sold. Orange island will be named Islanded Here First

# ? May 25, 2020 17:33

Leraika: Jun 14, 2015; Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

Hello cherry fans, we are now Kirsch Island because I suspect watching the other teams' incompetence will drive me to drink.

# ? May 25, 2020 17:42

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
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Leraika posted:

Hello cherry fans, we are now Kirsch Island because I suspect watching the other teams' incompetence will drive me to drink.

I can dig it.

# ? May 25, 2020 17:47

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

If you're not Team Peach you're a sonuvabeach

# ? May 25, 2020 18:58

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Dog Kisser posted:

If you're not Team Peach you're a sonuvabeach

# ? May 25, 2020 19:03

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

# ? May 25, 2020 19:40

Shadow225: Jan 2, 2007

I'm the new kid on the block

# ? May 25, 2020 19:49

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Shadow225 posted:

I'm the new kid on the block

Shadow225 has joined Team Pear.

AJ_Impy now has naming rights to the island.

Teams, please have your island names in order in the next hour or two.

# ? May 25, 2020 20:11

Shadow225: Jan 2, 2007

Pear a Bawlz, OP

# ? May 25, 2020 22:00

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Orange you going to come up with something better?

# ? May 25, 2020 23:46

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

gently caress it

# ? May 25, 2020 23:47

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Shadow225 posted:

Pear a Bawlz, OP

That�s unpearable

# ? May 25, 2020 23:48

UnCO3: Feb 11, 2010; Ye gods!; College Slice

Cherrysh this time before team Cherry crushes all you trashbin fodder

# ? May 26, 2020 00:03

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

If the other teams were apples, they�d be Red Delicious. This is not a compliment.

# ? May 26, 2020 03:05

Leraika: Jun 14, 2015; Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

If the rest of the teams were cherries, they'd still be delicious because there's no such a thing as a bad cherry, unlike some fruits I could mention

# ? May 26, 2020 03:50

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:20

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

PMush Perfect posted:

If the other teams were apples, they�d be Red Delicious. This is not a compliment.

Ohhhh we're onto negging already?

I appreciate you PMush, you're a valued member of this game.

# ? May 26, 2020 03:54

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