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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i only brought one tall boy but im just asking if you have any more beers in the fridge?

maybe i can snag one bro?

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Sure thing bro!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I've only got like 3, if you're my guest you should be adding beer to my fridge not taking it. You bum.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Just Corona hope that's ok

dthrone
Jun 6, 2019
I have my own craft beer that I drink out of beakers and tastes like pineapple paint chips, but that was 14 dollars for a six pack so,

yeah bro I have some Natty Lite in the garage.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Bronze Fonz posted:

Sure thing bro!
thanks bro

ill bring over a milwalkee briefcase next time

*chugs last beer in the whole house, the whole universe*

gonna live forever man

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
*pulls down n95 mask to chug beer* :twisted:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dixville posted:

*pulls down n95 mask to chug beer* :twisted:
its a long weekend, everyone is on holiday, take 5

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

numberoneposter posted:

its a long weekend, everyone is on holiday, take 5

My weekend is usually sunday thru Tuesday i have a normal weekend this week :(

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Sure man, Bud Light ok?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




numberoneposter posted:

gonna live forever man

See this quote above? That was five days ago, man.

Seriously, you need to leave.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Yeah I do but they're my dipping beers

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Pretty good posted:

Yeah I do but they're my dipping beers

I like your screenname

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRz8-EXlhBo

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
'ello guv'na, gots me some tesco value bitter in the outhouse if ye lyke?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Cloner of the Elks posted:

'ello guv'na, gots me some tesco value bitter in the outhouse if ye lyke?
:tipshat:
TIP OF THE HAT TO YE GOV, CHEERS MATE, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
:cheerdoge:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNknUbBR0oY

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

No, I don't have any more in the refrigerator.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
got some Nattys, dogg. help yourself.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Oh the vast emptiness

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I have some hummus, some pickled eggs, uh, some bagels, half a pack of some sliced italian sausage thing, and some good yogurt cups in there. No beer. I keep telling you.
You keep asking and i keep saying I don't have beer.
"Brother where's the beer man" you say and I said "Man I don't have beer."
"Bro where beer?" No beer. Hummus and stuff.
"Beer bro." No.
Bee B?" Nnn!
"bllb" and you just kind of drooled that last one as you rolled fatly off the couch and I slid out of the recliner fartily instead of replying while our eyes lolled back in their sockets and the faces of our dead families played in our minds.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's fuckin 10am dude

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I mean I usually buy an ale and let it mellow out for a half year before I drink it but I’ll get 2 next time lol. :munch:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its cool bro i found some beers on the deck

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

numberoneposter posted:

its cool bro i found some beers on the deck

:hellyeah:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Sorry OP, no beer. Can I interest you in a cool glass of almond milk??

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
My terribly obese uncle I used to live with had a freezer full of beer for some reason.
E a fridge full I meant.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

how terribly obese was he

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

No

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Connect the dots, he was terribly obese because of the beer

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

if I had a goon living w/me I would need a full fridge of booze and drink to the point of obesity as well tbh

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
He was trying to lose weight but his job had him driving between three states managing poo poo tier restaurants. When he got back into town we always went to the Chinese buffet. I stopped living there when I quit working at one of the said poo poo tier restaurants

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Turn off your monitor and start chugging those beers, goon.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I have no familiar. Would you like a baby yodA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6CO2JTyarA

Zeluth fucked around with this message at 17:16 on May 17, 2020

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
sure, just none of the ones in bottles, help yourself to a coors banquet tho

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
No beers only vodka

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

I think I have four lagers left, they’re pretty good.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I don't share beers with gamers and you're all loving gamers. Watch some more anime, nerds.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"More anime for ME then!" I say smugly to no one in my empty apartment. "That'll show 'em." I nod knowingly to my wall scroll as it flutters knowingly in the wafting breeze of my rear end.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

oh yah i remember what i was originally going to post

i got cut off in traffic and yelled at the guy "EAT MY rear end!!!!" lmao i didnt even think about it it just happened so organically

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Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

I don't share beers with gamers and you're all loving gamers. Watch some more anime, nerds.

I got some heroin. Ill share

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