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idiotsavant

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Here's the deal, let me tell ya son
In the public restroom, when I go number one
If the place is empty I don't care
The first stall I see, I'm heading there

I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man (come on!)
I'm a stall man
When nature calls

Got anxiety issues that's all I'll say
Gonna handle it my own special way
All I can say, is don't worry Miss
Need my own private stall when I take a piss

I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man, oh

Gotta pee so bad I could fill a moat
I can feel my back teeth start to float
6 cups of coffee the likely source
For why I gotta piss like a racehorse

I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man(yeah!)
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man
I'm a stall man (yeah!)
I'm a stall man

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idiotsavant
when you meet the urinal on the road

kill the urinal

idiotsavant
im doing a wall split from stall to stall pissing into the toilet 8 feet directly below me namastye

idiotsavant
you come into my stall uninvited? yeah you better believe you're gonna leave with piss on your face

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