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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


https://vocaroo.com/mVfga7I8Pfr


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


prepuce repurposed posted:

schnitz you are a treasure

Sometimes inspiration just strikes me

Here is the original-ish song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBi2Mg60H7c


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


We have been spending some time cogitating on the necessary relationship between the ‘stall man’ and the gloryhole, and our research has raised some interesting questions. Which begat the other? Is the gloryhole the prime attraction of the stall for the stall man, or did the stall man form, from his own consciousness, the gloryhole, so that he might commune rapturously with other likeminded stall men? In all our study of the ‘urinal man’ or indeed the ‘stall woman’ we find no comparable pass-through and the gloryhole seems to be a construction entirely unique to the ‘stall man’ experience. There is some debate among urinal men about the propriety of urinal dividers, and one imagines this springs from a similar locale in the male psyche as the stall man’s fascination without the gloryhole. We see in the urinal man a similar conflict-at once he desires connection with his fellow urinator, yet also desires a certain privacy, a privacy we think best termed a ‘self intimacy.’ The tension between this desire for visual, and indeed perhaps physical, connection with his fellow Urinator and his deep seated, and yet so often unacknowledged, desire for this self intimacy leads many urinators to be unable to successfully complete the act of urination outside the context of a stall. It is from this particular set of men, whom we refer to as ‘self intimate urinators’ that we find an astonishing number of ‘Stall men’ are drawn. It seems there is some overwhelming urge to preserve that sense of self intimacy afforded by a urinal divider or, indeed a stall, in this subset of men, and of them, a particular type seems deeply predisposed towards the use and excavation of gloryholes. While our early research has been by no means conclusive, we feel that this is an important area worthy of further study.


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


https://vocaroo.com/opfAW4NwUnD

:clint: :itoilet:


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


prepuce repurposed posted:

this made me reflect. drat

Hope it made u think :thunk:


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


I don't know why these words keeping popping into my brain!

A cautionary tale:
https://vocaroo.com/nuNFbQ4PRIh


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


prepuce repurposed posted:

lmfao

If you're going to keep cranking these out I humbly request something by Conway Twitty or Lynn Anderson

I mostly like bluegrass and more the outlaw/western swing end of country and I'm not actually really all that familiar with their stuff, but write me a song and I will try and sing it maybe!

I had an idea this morning for the bluegrass song 'dark hollow' but I already forget it!

E: I'm not really a very good guitar player so I tend to stick to 'three chords and the truth' kind of stuff because if starts getting funny chords idk what to do :banjo:

e2: the idea of Stall man Rocky Top or Fox on the Run is making me lol but i haven't thought of, ya know, any words

Kaiser Schnitzel fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jun 17, 2020


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns



there needs to be an inventory done of all stall-adjacent smilies


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


There once was an old king of norway
who like to partake in a four-way
with two goats and a cow
he's make quite a row
but that was only his foreplay

This very same lech of a ruler
had tastes that were rather peculiar
he liked getting bit
while taking a poo poo
and his farts resounded like thunder

This foul and perverted old King
never would gently caress in a dwelling
He'd bang under trees
and feel the cool breeze
as his cock was massively swelling


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


There once was a fella named puce
Who loved posting while dropping a deuce
In a stall he would sit
While taking a poo poo
For he had a stupendous caboose


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Idk if i will get to any of these tonight but I was listening to Dwight Yoakam all day and it was awesome and i had a bunch of idears and i am writing them down here so i DO NOT FORGET

'Dim lights, rank farts, and loud loud shittin' (Dim Lights, thick smoke)

'The stalls of Bakersfield'

'Stall sittin man' (Honky tonk man)

'Stallin' (Jackson by johnny cash)


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Dwight yoakam is definitely a stall man because he always wears a cowboy hat and a stall is the only place he could ever get out of those skin tight jeans to do his bidness


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


does anyone play lap steel???? gonna need backup here. Would be good for stall men really, you can practice your lapsteel while stallin'


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


my best bad buck owens impression

https://vocaroo.com/o2IlwCRBlpI


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