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Status_Surge


I need ya, Surge. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.

hey byob i haven't posted here in a while so i know you're all wondering what has 'ole smoking dank weed as a Military Law Enforcement official been up to. well i had a rough couple years and decided to buy a sailboat where i now smoke dmt with a 46 yr old punk rock chick and have vivid dreams of a pineapple captain sailing a neon sign boat in an 8-bit dimension. so not too bad all things considered. if this wonderful forum has any suggestions on what to do on my next dmt trip let me know and i'll come back here and post my experience for your entertainment.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

huh?

owlhawk911

yarr, matey. i'm done with the arrrmy, d'yeh want some dmt? hop on ol cap'n pineapples neon ketch and we'll plunder the digital seas for middle aged booty. up the punks


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cda

owlhawk911 posted:

yarr, matey. i'm done with the arrrmy, d'yeh want some dmt? hop on ol cap'n pineapples neon ketch and we'll plunder the digital seas for middle aged booty. up the punks

This makes me think a funny joke would be something like "what branch of the military are pirates in?" because most people will think "the Navy" or "the Coast Guard" or possibly "the Marines," but then you say "no, it's the Yarrrrrmy." And if for some reason they already know the joke or figure it out, then you say " no you dumb rear end, it's the Navy obviously."

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owlhawk911

cda posted:

This makes me think a funny joke would be something like "what branch of the military are pirates in?" because most people will think "the Navy" or "the Coast Guard" or possibly "the Marines," but then you say "no, it's the Yarrrrrmy." And if for some reason they already know the joke or figure it out, then you say " no you dumb rear end, it's the Navy obviously."

harr, harrr


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Prurient Squid

My gameboard is pafecto
Ushiromiya BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Captain dan and the shrimp fishing and all the different kinds of shrimps but it's in a pirate voice.

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



owlhawk911 posted:

yarr, matey. i'm done with the arrrmy, d'yeh want some dmt? hop on ol cap'n pineapples neon ketch and we'll plunder the digital seas for middle aged booty. up the punks

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



cda posted:

This makes me think a funny joke would be something like "what branch of the military are pirates in?" because most people will think "the Navy" or "the Coast Guard" or possibly "the Marines," but then you say "no, it's the Yarrrrrmy." And if for some reason they already know the joke or figure it out, then you say " no you dumb rear end, it's the Navy obviously."

Great joke idea imo, reminds me of what's a pirate's favorite element

Status_Surge


I need ya, Surge. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.

I should clarify for y'all i was in the yaaaarforce. no trip last night but hopefully tonight i'll have a quality trip for y'all.

nut


I did three touarrrrrrs in iraq

FluffieDuckie


i used the google to help my fellow old person.

"DMT is a hallucinogenic tryptamine drug. Sometimes referred to as Dimitri, this drug produces effects similar to those of psychedelics, like LSD and magic mushrooms.

Other names for it include:

fantasia
businessmanís trip
businessmanís special
45-minute psychosis
spiritual molecule

DMT is a Schedule I controlled substance in the United States, which means itís illegal to make, buy, possess, or distribute it. Some cities have recently decriminalized it, but itís still illegal under state and federal law."

so i take this post to mean he's tripping on a sailboat with a hottie with something called the businessman's special

hope this helps



Status_Surge


I need ya, Surge. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.

FluffieDuckie posted:

tripping on a sailboat with a hottie with something called the businessman's special

yeah that's pretty much spot on

Goons Are Great

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I'm probably the youngest person here and still didn't get the combination of hottie and boats and DMT so you're definitely more hip than me

Okay so is DMT the pirate drug then? Because I always assumed it was cannarrrbis and they were mostly stealing chill from stressed out brits


Heather Papps


hello internet friend




i'm a land pirate, or as landlubbers scream "STOP THIEF!"


thanks everyone for posting, but six and vanisher especially!!!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

FluffieDuckie posted:

i used the google to help my fellow old person.

"DMT is a hallucinogenic tryptamine drug. Sometimes referred to as Dimitri, this drug produces effects similar to those of psychedelics, like LSD and magic mushrooms.

Other names for it include:

fantasia
businessman’s trip
businessman’s special
45-minute psychosis
spiritual molecule

DMT is a Schedule I controlled substance in the United States, which means it’s illegal to make, buy, possess, or distribute it. Some cities have recently decriminalized it, but it’s still illegal under state and federal law."

so i take this post to mean he's tripping on a sailboat with a hottie with something called the businessman's special

hope this helps

Thank you, fluffie. This has been very educational. It is fun that the drug is named Dimitri.

owlhawk911

dmt is the juice your brain squirts out when you die that makes people think there's an afterlife. aka the "spirit molecule" you can also refine it into a meth-style crystal from certain cacti and smoke a whole bunch and meet god and kick his rear end. i have sworn never to try it until i find a shaman to administer ayahuasca on account of literally everyone who has ever offered me some also being an evangelist for sacred geometry and crystal healing

op is *not* loving around with this midlife crisis and i salute him

godspeed you! cyber marina pirate


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Status_Surge


I need ya, Surge. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.

owlhawk911 posted:

dmt is the juice your brain squirts out when you die that makes people think there's an afterlife. aka the "spirit molecule" you can also refine it into a meth-style crystal from certain cacti and smoke a whole bunch and meet god and kick his rear end. i have sworn never to try it until i find a shaman to administer ayahuasca on account of literally everyone who has ever offered me some also being an evangelist for sacred geometry and crystal healing

op is *not* loving around with this midlife crisis and i salute him

godspeed you! cyber marina pirate

yeah you gotta find good people to smoke with, most of them are hidden in friendship circles of those himalayan salt lamp evangelists. it's why i'm glad i chose to do dmt with a awesome chill lady friend 20 yrs older than me , than a human paraquat.

Jaguars!



owlhawk911 posted:

yarr, matey. i'm done with the arrrmy, d'yeh want some dmt? hop on ol cap'n pineapples neon ketch and we'll plunder the digital seas for middle aged booty. up the punks

Hell, sounds good to me, a change is as good as a holiday, right?

Status_Surge


I need ya, Surge. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.

heres a terrible picture representation of what i saw there. picture everything made of neon sign lights and it was flowing along that track

nut


but itís a good picture

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation
OP did you ever meet the machine elves? I did DMT once but I never broke through.


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Status_Surge


I need ya, Surge. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.

magic cactus posted:

OP did you ever meet the machine elves? I did DMT once but I never broke through.

nah it was unfortunately over past the pineapple and we woke up. next time i do it i want to try and explore more. the portal was like a greyscale kaleidoscope( or however the gently caress you spell it) that re arranged into a tunnel and then i met my spirit guide the silent neon pineapple.

Bright Bart


Yikes.

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cda posted:

This makes me think a funny joke would be something like "what branch of the military are pirates in?" because most people will think "the Navy" or "the Coast Guard" or possibly "the Marines," but then you say "no, it's the Yarrrrrmy." And if for some reason they already know the joke or figure it out, then you say " no you dumb rear end, it's the Navy obviously."


owlhawk911


rude


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Bright Bart



No I like drugs for real I just had a flashback to watching this documentary on "modern day pirates" and it was like these deckhands who worked for a single trip then spent their entire pay drinking and shooting up and then being really sick when they had to get back on the boats cause they were broke. It was a bit heart-wrenching to see because most of them seemed straight up mentally ill and trying to escape the pain of normal life they couldn't adjust to as opposed to really loving the life.

take the moon



owlhawk911 posted:

yarr, matey. i'm done with the arrrmy, d'yeh want some dmt?

albany academy


cda posted:

This makes me think a funny joke would be something like "what branch of the military are pirates in?" because most people will think "the Navy" or "the Coast Guard" or possibly "the Marines," but then you say "no, it's the Yarrrrrmy." And if for some reason they already know the joke or figure it out, then you say " no you dumb rear end, it's the Navy obviously."

i would'nt have guessed the yarrrrrrmy. thats a good joke

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

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PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

op do u have Wasps on ur boat

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

My step brother loves to smoke DMT and tell people about the reptilians that secretly control the world. Or at least I assume he still does. It's been a few years since we last spoke.

owlhawk911

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

My step brother loves to smoke DMT and tell people about the reptilians that secretly control the world. Or at least I assume he still does. It's been a few years since we last spoke.

people into reptoids usually have seen the evil of the world and can't live with people treating each other that way so they blame it on something external, like reptoids. but really people just suck sometimes. cash rules everything around me


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owlhawk911

i hope your brother's doing alright


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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Yeah. We'll see. I sorta doubt he'll ever drop it. I think it was a lot of factors but the heavy psychotropic usage didn't help. I'm pretty sure he has a place to live and an income.

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biosterous




owlhawk911 posted:

people into reptoids usually have seen the evil of the world and can't live with people treating each other that way so they blame it on something external, like reptoids. but really people just suck sometimes. cash rules everything around me

more like cash ruins everything around me



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