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owlhawk911

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yarr, matey. i'm done with the arrrmy, d'yeh want some dmt? hop on ol cap'n pineapples neon ketch and we'll plunder the digital seas for middle aged booty. up the punks


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owlhawk911

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cda posted:

This makes me think a funny joke would be something like "what branch of the military are pirates in?" because most people will think "the Navy" or "the Coast Guard" or possibly "the Marines," but then you say "no, it's the Yarrrrrmy." And if for some reason they already know the joke or figure it out, then you say " no you dumb rear end, it's the Navy obviously."

harr, harrr :pirate:


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owlhawk911

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dmt is the juice your brain squirts out when you die that makes people think there's an afterlife. aka the "spirit molecule" you can also refine it into a meth-style crystal from certain cacti and smoke a whole bunch and meet god and kick his rear end. i have sworn never to try it until i find a shaman to administer ayahuasca on account of literally everyone who has ever offered me some also being an evangelist for sacred geometry and crystal healing

op is *not* loving around with this midlife crisis and i salute him

godspeed you! cyber marina pirate


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owlhawk911

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rude


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owlhawk911

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

My step brother loves to smoke DMT and tell people about the reptilians that secretly control the world. Or at least I assume he still does. It's been a few years since we last spoke.

people into reptoids usually have seen the evil of the world and can't live with people treating each other that way so they blame it on something external, like reptoids. but really people just suck sometimes. cash rules everything around me :(


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owlhawk911

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i hope your brother's doing alright


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