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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Saucy minx.

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Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

I'm mildly curious what she looks like now. In my mind, she's either inflated to the size of Melissa McCarthy or she is an exercise freak with a stomach you could bounce quarters off.

There is no third option.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Moo the cow posted:

I'm mildly curious what she looks like now. In my mind, she's either inflated to the size of Melissa McCarthy or she is an exercise freak with a stomach you could bounce quarters off.

There is no third option.

I just assumed she was already this.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

BigBadSteve posted:

Im the long hard pole on the right.


The Breakfast Sampler posted:

i'm the one on the left. still pretty good!

literally and figuratively surrounded by poo poo posts

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
Don't all people have stomachs that would bounce a quarter? I'd be more impressed if the quarter hit the stomach and stayed there

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Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos

Statutory Ape posted:

literally and figuratively surrounded by poo poo posts

She's the high priestess card

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

The Breakfast Sampler posted:

i'm the one on the left. still pretty good!
when youre holding up the ceiling does the ceiling ask "is... is it under me yet?"
hahaha nerd
*drives away in a jeep full of microwaves moms*

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I miss microwave's mom

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

no one posted da third pic

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Telebite
Aug 23, 2018




Telebite
Aug 23, 2018




DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Wait, so did he or did he not post the pic himself initially

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

:yeshaha:

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Wait, so did he or did he not post the pic himself initially

He did. Way back in 2007

Axemanic photoshopped it in 2010. Why he had that photo for 3 years, and just how creepy that is, I leave to your imagination.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1955

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Its sad that if this happened on the forums today people would get probated and banned for doxxing basically right away

Thank god it didn't because thems some juicy rear end tiddies dayum :drat:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Telebite posted:

no one posted da third pic



Wait... why is there a vent right under the door?

Is that groverhaus?

Was there a Microwave's mom/groverhaus crossover I missed?

:allears:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

LabyaMynora posted:

Wait... why is there a vent right under the door?

Is that groverhaus?

Was there a Microwave's mom/groverhaus crossover I missed?

:allears:

It’s a closet door. Still weird but :shrug:

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

LabyaMynora posted:

Wait... why is there a vent right under the door?

Is that groverhaus?

Was there a Microwave's mom/groverhaus crossover I missed?

:allears:

Afaik nobody knows the answer to the mystery of... microwave's dad!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Weka posted:

Afaik nobody knows the answer to the mystery of... microwave's dad!

He busted his nut so hard that he's just a shriveled up skeleton lying in the bed.

Microwave's dad:

Rod Hoofhearted fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Jun 2, 2020

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Moo the cow posted:

He did. Way back in 2007

Axemanic photoshopped it in 2010. Why he had that photo for 3 years, and just how creepy that is, I leave to your imagination.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1955

What's the photoshop in question? The one with the anime version of her?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Saving a picture of some kids mom is dumb, otoh, my patience for people upset over their own post history is minimal

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Bold Robot posted:

What's the photoshop in question? The one with the anime version of her?

the duke nukem one on page 3

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Moo the cow posted:

He did. Way back in 2007

Axemanic photoshopped it in 2010. Why he had that photo for 3 years, and just how creepy that is, I leave to your imagination.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1955

why are you calling it creepy for him having it 3 years later? we're literally in a thread posting about it 13 years later lmao

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

gently caress SNEEP posted:

why are you calling it creepy for him having it 3 years later? we're literally in a thread posting about it 13 years later lmao

There's a difference between remembering when something happened and having a personally-curated version of goonporn.rar on your hard drive.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I compulsively right-click and save images that I think are interesting or funny in some way

I'd never be able to find a specific one three years later, though

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

gently caress SNEEP posted:

why are you calling it creepy for him having it 3 years later? we're literally in a thread posting about it 13 years later lmao

it wasn't a Thing then. it's very much a Thing now.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Moo the cow posted:

There's actually a good chance that Microwave's kid could be talking about their hot mom now.

Now who feels really old?

In 5 years microwave's kid posts their grandmother on Reddit/oldschoolcool

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

Telebite posted:

no one posted da third pic



I like moms that wear Abercrombie & Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone
Since that summer
Since that summer

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's ok to do creepy poo poo if everyone else does it amirite?!?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Tato posted:

I like moms that wear Abercrombie & Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone
Since that summer
Since that summer

lmao

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Colonel Cancer posted:

It's ok to do creepy poo poo if everyone else does it amirite?!?

star citizen megathread

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Honestly that lady should be pretty proud of herself that she was so hot that shes still a meme 15-20 years later and her son owned himself so hard he can't post anymore because he posted his hot mom.

Nobody is going to remember me like that.

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

muscles like this! posted:

IIRC this guy started a "yummy mommy" thread so other people could post their hot moms.

It did not work.

Some other guy actually started the thread and Samurai Asspirate hijacked it eventually. He even described his attempts at seducing his step mom, like jacking off with his room door open and asking her to give him a hand.

Telebite posted:

no one posted da third pic



She's trapped in the Grover House

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Jesus gently caress that poor step mom

E: tbh, phrasing

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
As a woman, growing up with a beautiful mother sucked

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Moo the cow posted:

There's a difference between remembering when something happened and having a personally-curated version of goonporn.rar on your hard drive.
here ill give you access to this top secret nsa data archive
https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Aforums.somethingawful.com+microwave+mom

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020


CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Now I want to know more about WiMAX for laten...

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

LabyaMynora posted:

Wait... why is there a vent right under the door?

Is that groverhaus?

Was there a Microwave's mom/groverhaus crossover I missed?

:allears:

I remember that it had a water heater in the closet, so the vent is there because the water heater is in there

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
did you just make a point that a microwaves mom picture couldnt be found with google in 2010 because that would be dumb as hell


but this would be even faster
https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1955

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Jun 2, 2020

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