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You think it would ever be good done in modern era? "Mon dieu! What is that man doing with his anus?"
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# ? May 31, 2020 05:34 |
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In the film Murder on the Orient Express, Poirot is thrown off the train during a drunken rampage where he smears mustache oil all over his anus and gapes it broadly in the dining cart while ranting and raving about "orientals."
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# ? May 31, 2020 05:36 |
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I like his moustache it's cute
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# ? May 31, 2020 05:37 |
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I expect you're wondering why I invited you all to zis zoom meeting today
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# ? May 31, 2020 06:40 |
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Hell yes I watched it. It ruled. But mostly I remember the guy from his role in "Wing Commander"
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# ? May 31, 2020 07:03 |
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The David Suchet series kicks rear end OP
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# ? May 31, 2020 07:03 |
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waiting for the brothers chapman remake
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# ? May 31, 2020 08:18 |
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Of course mon amie
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# ? May 31, 2020 08:48 |
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It's pretty sad that netflix still refuses to produce my erotic poirot&marple erotic crossover fanfic Spoiler: Yes, they both eat rear end
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# ? May 31, 2020 08:54 |
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I was thinking of watching it. Is it good? Little Fires Everywhere was extremely good, except for the very end which was stupid and apparently a complete change of how the book ends.
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# ? May 31, 2020 08:57 |
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i own (got it out of a free box next to the bathroom in the local library 3 years ago) one (1) Poirot dvd
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# ? May 31, 2020 09:07 |
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I liked the episode where they're at an all girls school and there's a hunky gardener who turns out to be a secret agent and there's a foreign princess at the school who turns out to be a revolutionary and when she's found out she immediately switches from speaking posh to cockney even though she's not English.
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# ? May 31, 2020 09:11 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:i own (got it out of a free box next to the bathroom in the local library 3 years ago) one (1) Poirot dvd One where there's a 10 second loop of some old as gently caress song in the menus? I bought all those dvds for my mom and jesus christ that loop drove me crazy just trying to show her where to find the subtitles
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# ? May 31, 2020 09:12 |
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Poirot's sidekick Hastings is a real oaf.
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# ? May 31, 2020 09:14 |
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Grevling posted:Poirot's sidekick Hastings is a real oaf. Hastings is the pinnacle of human existence. Impressed by everything, falls in love with everyone. We all should be a little more like Captain H.
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# ? May 31, 2020 09:16 |
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Icochet posted:Hastings is the pinnacle of human existence. Impressed by everything, falls in love with everyone. We all should be a little more like Captain H. Also he drives cool cars and is dense.
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# ? May 31, 2020 09:24 |
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Icochet posted:One where there's a 10 second loop of some old as gently caress song in the menus? I bought all those dvds for my mom and jesus christ that loop drove me crazy just trying to show her where to find the subtitles yeah i got the one where he debunks a murder while dealing with a crackpot mystic, the second is in america and the third one i don't remember it all occupies the same space in my head as nero wolfe and dr house and the thin man
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# ? May 31, 2020 09:28 |
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Waltzing Along posted:I was thinking of watching it. Is it good? My Wife is a big fan of British television from the 90's and detective shows and loves it. (Ask Me About How Much I Hate Keeping Up Appearances)
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# ? May 31, 2020 10:06 |
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Mrs Bucket? Actually its pronounced Bouquet. Repeat one and only joke for like a decade. Mainstream British sitcoms are the loving worst.
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# ? May 31, 2020 10:24 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:Mrs Bucket? Actually its pronounced Bouquet. excuse me we brought you Fawlty Towers you uncultured swine
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# ? May 31, 2020 10:28 |
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Poirot is cool, I discovered the show relatively recently and have watched a couple of eps and read some stories. Imagine the work that went into that moustache, as well as mystery solving. "I am better than ze police." I can't imagine Poirot being anyone but himself. Set the show in 2050 and he'd still have the same appearance, habits and mannerisms.
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# ? May 31, 2020 10:41 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:In the film Murder on the Orient Express, Poirot is thrown off the train during a drunken rampage where he smears mustache oil all over his anus and gapes it broadly in the dining cart while ranting and raving about "orientals." That was based off a real event that happened to Benjamin Disraeli
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# ? May 31, 2020 10:43 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:The David Suchet series kicks rear end OP The guy absolutely nails it as Poirot, and basically *is* the book character down to every quirk. And Japp is million times more interesting sidekick than Hastings. I watched the new John Malkovich one where the Poirot is a retired hasbeen, but my mind kept constantly going "that's not Poirot". They also changed Poirot's backstory to something that simply did not make sense at all. For a private eye who has a god-like talent to spot clues, errors and mismatching evidence. Der Kyhe fucked around with this message at 10:55 on May 31, 2020 |
# ? May 31, 2020 10:52 |
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David Suchet once held up filming to ring his wife because he couldn't remember how many sugars Poirot had in his tea. That's how dedicated he was to the character.
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# ? May 31, 2020 10:58 |
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Icochet posted:Hastings is the pinnacle of human existence. Impressed by everything, falls in love with everyone. We all should be a little more like Captain H. I have to admit is sincerity his very charming. I like the episode where he gets mad at some Italian mob guy for disrespecting a lady who later turns out (to the audience) to have been playing him the whole time, yet he punches out the mob guy after a cool car chase at the end of the episode.
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# ? May 31, 2020 11:18 |
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i am willing to try out any detective show where the detective work isnt a literal superpower or effectively the same thing (dumb people are apparently ok with thinking smart people just visually rewind time and then play it forward to find out what must have happened)
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# ? May 31, 2020 12:18 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:Mrs Bucket? Actually its pronounced Bouquet. Well SOMEONE's not getting invited to my next candlelight supper when I'll use the Royal Doulton china with the hand-painted periwinkles
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# ? May 31, 2020 13:28 |
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It loving owned OP and ruined David Suchet for me forever, because I can't see him as anyone other than Poirot now. I should see if it streams somewhere.
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# ? May 31, 2020 13:58 |
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I like it when they have stuff from history happening in the episodes like someone being mad at socialists in charge or making GBS threads on modernist architecture.
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# ? May 31, 2020 15:17 |
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Who cares about some french detective?
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# ? May 31, 2020 22:02 |
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I like to watch it with my mom whenever it comes up on TV, even if she knows all the episodes.
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# ? May 31, 2020 22:55 |
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spank my snatch posted:Who cares about some french detective?
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# ? May 31, 2020 22:56 |
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Dell_Zincht posted:excuse me we brought you Fawlty Towers you uncultured swine Sorry to report that Im one of the we.
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# ? May 31, 2020 23:22 |
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i don't think there will ever be a poirot adaptation to match the suchet series. on top of suchet being so excellent, the variable length tv movies were such a perfect format. it was kind of weird how in the later seasons they added an agatha christie stand-in as a recurring character, though.
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# ? May 31, 2020 23:33 |
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he's no Frost.
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# ? May 31, 2020 23:35 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i don't think there will ever be a poirot adaptation to match the suchet series. on top of suchet being so excellent, the variable length tv movies were such a perfect format. He's the definitive Poirot: everyone else is going to be judged against him a d considered a poorer alternative. In the same way that Jeremy Brett is the definitive Holmes.
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# ? Jun 1, 2020 00:30 |
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His buddy Hastings looked like the most boring man alive.
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# ? Jun 1, 2020 00:32 |
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Moo the cow posted:He's the definitive Poirot: everyone else is going to be judged against him a d considered a poorer alternative. Basil Rathbone is the definitive Holmes
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