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Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

You think it would ever be good done in modern era?

"Mon dieu! What is that man doing with his anus?"

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

In the film Murder on the Orient Express, Poirot is thrown off the train during a drunken rampage where he smears mustache oil all over his anus and gapes it broadly in the dining cart while ranting and raving about "orientals."

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I like his moustache it's cute

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003





I expect you're wondering why I invited you all to zis zoom meeting today

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Hell yes I watched it. It ruled.

But mostly I remember the guy from his role in "Wing Commander"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The David Suchet series kicks rear end OP

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

waiting for the brothers chapman remake

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Of course mon amie

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
It's pretty sad that netflix still refuses to produce my erotic poirot&marple erotic crossover fanfic

Spoiler: Yes, they both eat rear end

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I was thinking of watching it. Is it good?

Little Fires Everywhere was extremely good, except for the very end which was stupid and apparently a complete change of how the book ends.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

i own (got it out of a free box next to the bathroom in the local library 3 years ago) one (1) Poirot dvd

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I liked the episode where they're at an all girls school and there's a hunky gardener who turns out to be a secret agent and there's a foreign princess at the school who turns out to be a revolutionary and when she's found out she immediately switches from speaking posh to cockney even though she's not English.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

i own (got it out of a free box next to the bathroom in the local library 3 years ago) one (1) Poirot dvd

One where there's a 10 second loop of some old as gently caress song in the menus? I bought all those dvds for my mom and jesus christ that loop drove me crazy just trying to show her where to find the subtitles

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Poirot's sidekick Hastings is a real oaf.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Grevling posted:

Poirot's sidekick Hastings is a real oaf.

Hastings is the pinnacle of human existence. Impressed by everything, falls in love with everyone. We all should be a little more like Captain H.

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

Icochet posted:

Hastings is the pinnacle of human existence. Impressed by everything, falls in love with everyone. We all should be a little more like Captain H.

Also he drives cool cars and is dense.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Icochet posted:

One where there's a 10 second loop of some old as gently caress song in the menus? I bought all those dvds for my mom and jesus christ that loop drove me crazy just trying to show her where to find the subtitles

yeah i got the one where he debunks a murder while dealing with a crackpot mystic, the second is in america and the third one i don't remember it all occupies the same space in my head as nero wolfe and dr house and the thin man

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

Waltzing Along posted:

I was thinking of watching it. Is it good?

Little Fires Everywhere was extremely good, except for the very end which was stupid and apparently a complete change of how the book ends.

My :siren: Wife :siren: is a big fan of British television from the 90's and detective shows and loves it. (Ask Me About How Much I Hate Keeping Up Appearances)

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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Mrs Bucket? Actually its pronounced Bouquet.

Repeat one and only joke for like a decade.

Mainstream British sitcoms are the loving worst.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



EL BROMANCE posted:

Mrs Bucket? Actually its pronounced Bouquet.

Repeat one and only joke for like a decade.

Mainstream British sitcoms are the loving worst.

excuse me we brought you Fawlty Towers you uncultured swine

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Poirot is cool, I discovered the show relatively recently and have watched a couple of eps and read some stories. Imagine the work that went into that moustache, as well as mystery solving. "I am better than ze police." I can't imagine Poirot being anyone but himself. Set the show in 2050 and he'd still have the same appearance, habits and mannerisms.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

In the film Murder on the Orient Express, Poirot is thrown off the train during a drunken rampage where he smears mustache oil all over his anus and gapes it broadly in the dining cart while ranting and raving about "orientals."

That was based off a real event that happened to Benjamin Disraeli

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The David Suchet series kicks rear end OP

The guy absolutely nails it as Poirot, and basically *is* the book character down to every quirk. And Japp is million times more interesting sidekick than Hastings.

I watched the new John Malkovich one where the Poirot is a retired hasbeen, but my mind kept constantly going "that's not Poirot". They also changed Poirot's backstory to something that simply did not make sense at all. For a private eye who has a god-like talent to spot clues, errors and mismatching evidence.

Der Kyhe fucked around with this message at 10:55 on May 31, 2020

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



David Suchet once held up filming to ring his wife because he couldn't remember how many sugars Poirot had in his tea.

That's how dedicated he was to the character.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Icochet posted:

Hastings is the pinnacle of human existence. Impressed by everything, falls in love with everyone. We all should be a little more like Captain H.

I have to admit is sincerity his very charming.

I like the episode where he gets mad at some Italian mob guy for disrespecting a lady who later turns out (to the audience) to have been playing him the whole time, yet he punches out the mob guy after a cool car chase at the end of the episode.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i am willing to try out any detective show where the detective work isnt a literal superpower or effectively the same thing (dumb people are apparently ok with thinking smart people just visually rewind time and then play it forward to find out what must have happened)

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

EL BROMANCE posted:

Mrs Bucket? Actually its pronounced Bouquet.

Repeat one and only joke for like a decade.

Mainstream British sitcoms are the loving worst.

Well SOMEONE's not getting invited to my next candlelight supper when I'll use the Royal Doulton china with the hand-painted periwinkles

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



It loving owned OP and ruined David Suchet for me forever, because I can't see him as anyone other than Poirot now.

I should see if it streams somewhere.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I like it when they have stuff from history happening in the episodes like someone being mad at socialists in charge or making GBS threads on modernist architecture.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Who cares about some french detective?

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

I like to watch it with my mom whenever it comes up on TV, even if she knows all the episodes.

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

spank my snatch posted:

Who cares about some french detective?
Shh, you're not supposed to spit that line out until you've been apprehanded by bobbies.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Dell_Zincht posted:

excuse me we brought you Fawlty Towers you uncultured swine

Sorry to report that Im one of the we.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't think there will ever be a poirot adaptation to match the suchet series. on top of suchet being so excellent, the variable length tv movies were such a perfect format.

it was kind of weird how in the later seasons they added an agatha christie stand-in as a recurring character, though.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

he's no Frost.

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i don't think there will ever be a poirot adaptation to match the suchet series. on top of suchet being so excellent, the variable length tv movies were such a perfect format.

it was kind of weird how in the later seasons they added an agatha christie stand-in as a recurring character, though.

He's the definitive Poirot: everyone else is going to be judged against him a d considered a poorer alternative.

In the same way that Jeremy Brett is the definitive Holmes.

ramenpower
May 6, 2007

Society must take every means at its disposal to defend itself against the emergence of a parallel power which defies the elected power
His buddy Hastings looked like the most boring man alive.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Moo the cow posted:

He's the definitive Poirot: everyone else is going to be judged against him a d considered a poorer alternative.

In the same way that Jeremy Brett is the definitive Holmes.

Basil Rathbone is the definitive Holmes

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