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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Look, if you're going to do a shot, you really should be of age to drink, if you're not you should stop reading and go look at porn or something.

The first thing you should know before doing a shot is it's going to make you tipsy, because you are drinking a shot of booze.

The second thing you should know is it should be a shot of something you can stand, because you are drinking a shot of booze.

The third thing you should know is DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. PERIOD.

The fourth and final, but perhaps most important thing while doing a shot is exhale through your nose at the same time so you don't drown on your shot.

So in conclusion,

  • It's going to make you tipsy, because you are drinking a shot of booze.

  • It should be a shot of something you can stand, because you are drinking a shot of booze.

  • DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. PERIOD.

  • Exhale through your nose at the same time so you don't drown on your shot.



Enjoy that shot, and shoot responsibly!

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nut

the little guy who came out after you stepped in his hole: holy moly this is a big pint

Heather Papps

hello friend


"a" shot.... i see. so following grandpas rule about finishing what you started does not apply here. this is gonna make things a lot better i think!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Goons Are Gifts

Real men enjoy their shot with exactly 26 tiny tastes in between
You gotta get it under your tongue


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Thank you OP I have never been very good at taking shots and I think your advice may be helpful.


I found this NWS advice from a fine old blues man On how to drink a beer very helpful in college and I hope it might help someone here too:
https://youtu.be/TCbOK5qAI4w


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Stooge


the correct way to enjoy a shot is to get a little bit of booze on the top of your tongue, and then inhale sharply.



magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
IMPORTANT PSA: shots from a syringe are NOT the same as shots in a glass. drank novocaine by accident

downside: puts a real dent in my plans to go as charles bukowski this halloween

upside: i can draw a penis on my face and go as a mumblecore rapper instead



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
who else wants to do a shot now that we have clear guidelines

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

prepuce repurposed posted:

who else wants to do a shot now that we have clear guidelines

I’m totally dts (down to shot)

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Gullllllp

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Cheers! **drowns**

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nut

im drinking alcohol but only a little

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

im drinking alcohol but only a little

what's ur poison :beerpal:

Trying

Pipetting vodka onto my tongue at a sensible rate

nut

prepuce repurposed posted:

what's ur poison :beerpal:

makers :)

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
elegant :cheers:

nut


how bout chu

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Bacardi white. Not really meant for shots but I'm crazy like that

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I feel like strong drink should taste like punishment

nut

I will drink 2 that :cheers:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

prepuce repurposed posted:

I feel like strong drink should taste like punishment

or in this case like an oxy pad :cheers:

Finger Prince


Excuse me, but I will sip my Jaegermeister slowly, because it is tasty, and I wish to savour it.

Escape From Noise

Shots from a gun are no fun tho

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


One time I took a double shot and someone made me laugh so hard that booze shot out my nose and I ran in a little circle trying to get away from the pain of nose liquor but it didn't work all im saying here is be careful friends

Turbo Fondant

so is it
*cheers
*tap glass on bar once
*shoot

or

*cheers
*shoot
*tap glass on bar twice

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Khanstant

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Shots from a gun are no fun tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD7dGTt96uY

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