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Gandalf: *scratches an anarchy symbol into blibo's door* Balbo: "WAHT THE gently caress man I LITERALY JUST PAINTED THAT poo poo"
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The eagles are a noble race not to be used just for "transportation" Gods that could be corrupted ! They must stay away from the EYE
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MERRY: hey i heard old man willow has the new xbox wanna check it out FORDO: natch
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Jun 9, 2020 04:07
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Hit this pipe weed Sam, I got it from a Brown Wizard and it makes you talk like an ent
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(FDORD and SAM GAMMEG are trapped by the barrowwight) hey do you think tom bombadil would fgive us more weed if we went back to his hut
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Jun 9, 2020 04:10
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(FODOR has made it to mount doom): MOTHER gently caress where is that stupid loving ring. its on the loving counter again. i knew it. gently caress my loving piece of poo poo goddamn life, i cant believe this poo poo AGAIN. aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH gently caress
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Jun 9, 2020 04:12
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Ed Helms Deep
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I'm gonna be honest I voted 3
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Jun 9, 2020 04:14
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SAM: whoa look at the size of that oliphant's dick lmao
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shire tindr hopelessly full of wenches that want a man over five feet grindr is the same but instead of wenches its orcs
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free hubcaps posted:SAM: whoa look at the size of that oliphant's dick lmao lol
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Legoman shoot arrows at man. CAVE TROLL.
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Jun 9, 2020 04:23
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Who this? My boy wormtongue. Full of bad ideas but goddamnit he gives sick nasty top
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Jun 9, 2020 04:51
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*baltimore accent* Names teoden. Yeah I live in a swamp town / slut factory next to this big fuckin dragon yo, but cant move because of my bitch exwife and the custody agreement. I fish but cant row a boat because of my last DUI. Go ravens
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Old and busted:. bum fights New hotness:. ultimate goblin mma come on down to the weeping pox inn and place a wager. Not only are they ultimate goblins, theyre also homeless
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Jun 9, 2020 05:02
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FRODO: son of a bitch i ate all of our lembas when i was high last night. we're hosed dude/ STINKY: lol
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Jun 9, 2020 05:06
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what if at the end of return of the king instead of frodo going to hell he is just like “gently caress it” and sparks up huge doober that they all pass around. hahahaha
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Jun 9, 2020 05:08
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lol'd at the thread title and lmao'd at the posts
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Jun 9, 2020 05:14
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lol how much hobbit weed would you bring if you were doing the whole frodo's adventures thing. I'd probably want at least a qp because I imagine it was a lot of days of just walking. also all the trauma keeping you up at night
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Jun 9, 2020 05:14
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how long did frodo's whole shindig last anyway I was never super into lotr and have no idea
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frood: i will take it! I will take the ring to mordor... though... fordro: eldrin: what? fordo: what? elront: you just said "though" frodd: no i didnt gandarf: yes you did frodo: no i didnt
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Jun 9, 2020 05:20
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the best part is when they finally got to mount doom to destroy the ring and sauron was asleep in a recliner and they didnt even wake him up to fight. he was really overweight and it was just too sad.
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Jun 9, 2020 05:20
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sam put the ring on my dick watch my nut disappear
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FORBFO: Look! Sting is glowing! Orcs must be close behind!! STIRDER: thats a toy we gave you as a prank lmaoooo FRRRRO: omfg
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Jun 9, 2020 05:27
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There And Back Again is actually hobbit porno and the name pretty much gives away the plot
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Fordor: Whats the Elvish word for homie? Gandorf: Deedee Megadoodoo.
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hey baby, I'm Alatar and that's Pallando. come roll with the Blue Boyz, we'll teach you some real fuckin magic
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frodo: I wish Gollum was dead gandalf: Don't be so hasty. He gives excellent head frodo: goddamnit gandalf gandalf: haha, i'm not even joking
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sambone: drat fyodor your hair is really soft fyodor: yeah i know fyodor: poo poo sam did i say you could stop petting my hair Unfinish3d posted:lol how much hobbit weed would you bring if you were doing the whole frodo's adventures thing. I'd probably want at least a qp because I imagine it was a lot of days of just walking. also all the trauma keeping you up at night old toby aint poo poo mithrandir hooked me up with this grass from harad, it tasted like mint leaf but hits you like a brick of sweet galenas Fur20 fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jun 9, 2020 |
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Jun 9, 2020 05:47
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the king: DEEEAATH! DEEEAATH! DEEEAAATH! soldier: Ugh, this guy is the worst speaker *still rides into battle* *dies*
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imGAY 4 Ganddalf
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well balboa its time we put you on the slow boat to the land of old fucks see you later ya dumb bitch
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