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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:well balboa its time we put you on the slow boat to the land of old fucks see you later ya dumb bitch yeah wtf
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when you get home from work and realize you don't have your phone and will have to go in on your day off to get it and get poo poo from your coworkers
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 https://i.imgur.com/wH4s1d2.gifv
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Jun 9, 2020 06:25
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AND MY AXE!
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gandolf: hey check this out check this out *shoots fireworks* hobits: *bites down on a pacifier*
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numberoneposter posted:AND MY AXE! and my rear end lmao
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I recently did my extended edition rewatch and am trying more, but just can't motivate myself to watch the hobbit because of the barrel scene
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Hey check it out
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Gibbis, son of Groin
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Sorryman is the best weed dealer east of Hobbiton I tell you what
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bartomir: dont fordo: ha ha ha bartomir: dont! fordo: *squats over a sleeping glimi son of grimes and poops*
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Hackers film 1995 posted:bartomir: dont I don't remember this scene.
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Fydoo: Sam, Sam, Saaaammmm Smews: Dude shut the gently caress up I'm trying to sleep Fydoo: No dude we gotta go to Brandywine they got some fine rear end bitches Smews: Dude we'll go tomorrow man God drat man stop thinking with your dick all the time
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Elf chicks are CUTE!!!
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Frodo, you must walk across New Zealand for 3 movies and drop this ring in a volcano gently caress that sounds boring It is very boring
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Jun 9, 2020 13:53
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If you wear the ring while taking a poo poo, do the poops stay invisible?
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Brobimer: don't worry dad I'm gonna go to this council and get some aid for our nation you'll see Boromor: lol these hobbits are dope *rolls around in the grass with child-sized men and gently kisses their foreheads*
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Boromir: Ive fought on the front lines against the foes of Mordor for decades. I see my friends fall to this tireless foe every day. Because of their sacrifices the rest of middle earth can rest easy. I think out of everyone here I have the greatest understanding of how much of a challenge it would be to attempt to enter Mordor to destroy the ring and it just doesn't seem feasible- Legolas: shut the gently caress up boromir Elrond: men are so god drat weak omg
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fyodor: I will not go to the mordor gandorf: You must go fyodor: I will NOT eldron: listen here if you do not go the middle east is hosed! fydoro: I REFUSE gimil: poo poo argoron: gently caress bromium: He makes a good point imo
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Jun 9, 2020 14:58
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Lil Peeler posted:If you wear the ring while taking a poo poo, do the poops stay invisible? No, an onlooker would see a poop slowly, and quite disturbingly, materializing out of thin air.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:No, an onlooker would see a poop slowly, and quite disturbingly, materializing out of thin air. Beware the turdomancer!
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The Tom Bomb: my boots are yellow Hobbits: ok tom: look at them Hobbits: we see them Tom: touch them Hobbits: noooooo!
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barlog: cmon dude you've been living in the basement for months you've gotta sort that poo poo out with the hobbits already glanalf: you don't fuckin get it, i'm ghosting them bro. besides they prob think I'm dead or something lol balog: i don't care, stop haunting my rear end ghost boy. go tell em you had to leave and find yourself or some other white girl bs gandal: lol yeah i bet I could tell them im "gandalf the white" now bolog: yeah yeah, gently caress off already gandolf: ok jesus
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Jun 9, 2020 15:32
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Lil Peeler posted:If you wear the ring while taking a poo poo, do the poops stay invisible? What if you were wearing the ring and starred in a bukkake video, you know, just for laughs, I mean? Like would you form an outline of yourself in cum as you get covered in it or how would that work? Because ethereal things can damage you while you're in 'ring mode' but normal things can't see you, but yet you must interact with physical objects because you're standing on solid ground. And I know you're thinking 'Well the ground might not count', but you're wrong because here's the thing, the ground would have to be considered transient, temporal material because it can be worked, moved, eroded, etc. differently between the real world and the ring world or whatever, right up until you hit the firmament of the world itself and when you put the ring on you don't fall to the firmament of the world, disregarding the ground below you between you and it. So you're in this nebulous state of matter between realms that really seems to just fit the authors narrative, here, and frankly I want to know if you're going to be a cum covered 3d outline of a hobbit or not when you're wearing that loving ring.
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Big Beef City posted:What if you were wearing the ring and starred in a bukkake video, you know, just for laughs, I mean? Scientifically speaking cum is ectoplasma, so it exists in both the real and ghost world at the same time.
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Big Beef City posted:What if you were wearing the ring and starred in a bukkake video, you know, just for laughs, I mean? What if you had the cum already on you and then you put on the ring, would it fall to the floor and would it be under your feet or not? because you haven't lifted your feet up yet!!! what if you took the ring off again, would you have cum in your feet? if you jumped up and down would you slip
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me, phoning up the descendants of jrr tolkien to ask them long winded questions about how cum works in middle earth
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consult the semenarillion
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why does a hoblet turn invisible when he wears the ring but the evil dude just crack skulls and poo poo? you'd think he'd also want to be invisible while doing that its just another layer of protection/fear generating whatever plus if you say well he's too evil so he can just not be invisible or visible if he wants because it's his ring well that's stupid why have the ring then if he can just wish up whatever the hell he wants if he can become incorporeal at will and project evil into people and poo poo but he has to have his shiny bauble back honestly they should just give it to him maybe he'd calm the f down maybe
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