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creating an extremely gay ghost that can punch someone 4000 times a second
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Jun 12, 2020 09:40
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I also think that telepathy would be cool, but very annoying.
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Jun 12, 2020 09:43
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my can opener has broken, so that power please
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Jun 12, 2020 10:05
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Imagine being able to run super fast. |
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Jun 12, 2020 10:09
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Imagine being able to run super fast. Imagine being able to open a can of tomatoes
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Jun 12, 2020 10:36
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Superpower: Heat the can up so much that it becomes open-able and heats the contents up too so that they become delicious. |
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The ability to speed poop. Like, you gotta poop, go into the general direction of a bathroom and the poop is gone. Clean and perfect.
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Jun 12, 2020 11:28
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The ability to stay fit simply by eating corn chips on the couch and drinking beer and playing video games. |
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Jun 12, 2020 13:49
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a great head of hair
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Jun 12, 2020 14:02
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the power to make friends over the internet
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Jun 12, 2020 17:45
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being able to always tell twins apart
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Jun 12, 2020 20:35
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prepuce repurposed posted:being able to always tell babies apart |
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Jun 12, 2020 21:22
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the power of chill
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Jun 13, 2020 02:01
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The U.S.S.R.
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Jun 13, 2020 04:07
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THE ABILITY TO SMELL LIKE A DOG!!! hey....wait a minute...... https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jun 13, 2020 04:36
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The uncanny ability to always make the perfect post |
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Jun 13, 2020 12:10
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Literally A Person posted:THE ABILITY TO SMELL LIKE A DOG!!!
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Jun 13, 2020 12:15
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The uncanny ability to always make the perfect post cue "the ability to always make the perfect post was inside you all along" style reveal
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Jun 13, 2020 13:51
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The uncanny ability to always make the perfect post u just gotta put it in byob
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Jun 13, 2020 16:54
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the ability to conjure fresh basil
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Jun 13, 2020 20:07
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Manifisto posted:the ability to conjure fresh basil This but coriander/cilantro |
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Jun 13, 2020 20:48
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Finger Prince posted:This but coriander/cilantro with cilantro, I was thinking maybe the power to make people like it
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Jun 13, 2020 20:50
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Manifisto posted:with cilantro, I was thinking maybe the power to make people like it The healing touch of cilantro gene fixing. |
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Jun 13, 2020 20:53
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extra blood
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Jun 13, 2020 21:10
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Jun 13, 2020 22:23
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The Klowner posted:The ability to make all my dumb jokes funny to anyone who hears them either this or the ability to not feel shame when i'm forced to explain a joke
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Jun 13, 2020 22:30
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Heather Papps posted:either this or the ability to not feel shame when i'm forced to explain a joke sorry I don't get it
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Jun 13, 2020 22:31
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Heather Papps posted:either this or the ability to not feel shame when i'm forced to explain a joke the power to give old people the same cultural reference points as me so they can get my extremely obscure tv and video game references |
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Jun 13, 2020 22:32
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The power to summon things from another dimension but the things always seem to be a mediocre ham and cheese sandwich.
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Jun 13, 2020 22:37
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the power to make people stop fighting by giving them a bunch of grapes to share
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Jun 13, 2020 23:39
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Heather Papps posted:extra blood |
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Jun 14, 2020 03:47
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Literally A Person posted:The power to summon things from another dimension but the things always seem to be a mediocre ham and cheese sandwich. This is a really good one. You would never go hungry. And the sandwiches are at least mediocre. |
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Jun 14, 2020 20:22
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Bibliomancy I feel like bringing a bible to life would just mean that there's a drat book following you around telling you how much you suck and asking you for money. https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jun 15, 2020 15:48
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Literally A Person posted:I feel like bringing a bible to life would just mean that there's a drat book following you around telling you how much you suck and asking you for money. "Biblio-" Fr. Prefix, "Book-" "mancy" Ln. Suffix, "magic" |
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The Mighty Moltres posted:"Biblio-" So like instead of pulling a rabbit out of your hat you pull out a copy of John Knowles A Seperate Peace??? https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jun 15, 2020 16:06
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Literally A Person posted:So like instead of pulling a rabbit out of your hat you pull out a copy of John Knowles A Seperate Peace??? Have you ever been beaned in the head by a hardcover? It ain't a joke. |
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Have you ever been beaned in the head by a hardcover? Yes. 
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