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The ability to stay fit simply by eating corn chips on the couch and drinking beer and playing video games.

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Manifisto posted:

the ability to conjure fresh basil

This but coriander/cilantro

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Manifisto posted:

with cilantro, I was thinking maybe the power to make people like it

The healing touch of cilantro gene fixing.

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Do you think if the human torch or whichever shoots fire from hands having superhero held a fistful of mesquite or pecan wood chips he could use his power to make tasty bbq? Because that would be a pretty rad power to have.

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The ability to deep fry foodstuffs using only the power of your mind, and there's no mess or frying oil to deal with.

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Literally A Person posted:

Are the fries greasy afterward?

As greasy as your mind wants to make them.

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You gotta season yourself. Your mind just takes care of the deep frying part. What you put on the food or in the batter is up to you, but you still gotta do it.

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