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vanisher

Some homeless guy with the same name as you racked up debt and now the city placed a lien on your house! Lose $200,000.

# ? Jun 12, 2020 18:39

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:25

vanisher

Your dog ate a raisin, lose $3,000 for emergency vet treatment.

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jun 12, 2020 18:40

Shugojin: THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

You pissed a libertarian off and now they're filing FOIAs on your timesheets because you work for the county government!

# ? Jun 12, 2020 18:43

vanisher

Congratulations, in Round 5 of reopening the government has allowed your workplace to reopen! However the company you work for is going bankrupt due to lack of customers and is slashing your pay (lose $5,000 per turn from salary). Choose either: Spend $5,000 on career training to keep your pay (spin wheel, if you land on 1,3, or 5 you signed up for a scam and lose your money and job), or Spend $0 to accept permanent pay decrease.

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jun 12, 2020 18:48

Heather Papps: hello friend

congrats! you've gained a degree in journalism!
whoopsie! the field was in the process of devastation during your education and now you have a worthless degree and SO MUCH DEBT!!!!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 12, 2020 19:03

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Your son wants to become a twitch streamer! He got his first sponsorship, but they only pay in bitcoin! Lose 500k.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Jun 12, 2020 19:05

vanisher

# ? Jun 12, 2020 19:39

vanisher

You tell your college friends about your rock collection and they give you an idiotic nickname for the rest of your life. All players must now refer to you to "Mayor McRocks" for the remainder of the game.

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jun 12, 2020 19:48

biosterous

the ice cream-eating assassin doesn't kill but does stain the seats of your car. pay $5000 to have it reupholstered.

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Jun 12, 2020 20:18

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

poo poo the bed. Pay $1,000 for new mattress.

barnold fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Jun 12, 2020

# ? Jun 12, 2020 21:07

vanisher

Someone stepped on your toe. Shout "OUCH" but do not tell the other players why. Remove wife from car, leave her on the board near your landing space.

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jun 12, 2020 21:21

vanisher

One of your children has run into the forest and been adopted by wolves. Remove child from car.

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jun 12, 2020 21:23

nut

Buy new IKEA living room set. remove your shirt and begin profusely swearing and sweating

# ? Jun 12, 2020 21:41

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

vanisher posted:

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jun 12, 2020 22:00

vanisher

You fell outside a Chili's.

If you are beyond the half way point on the board you must pay $10,000 in medical fees. Return your "Life Insurance" card if you purchased it, as it its now voided due to the injury. If you are not beyond the half way point, disregard.

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jun 12, 2020 22:20

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Arrested for getting caught smuggling a ham! Do time.

# ? Jun 12, 2020 23:53

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You are now living in a van down by the river, haunted by Chris Farley.

Draw again.

# ? Jun 12, 2020 23:57

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Your children all grow up to have successful careers going around the world doing stand up comedy telling everyone how hosed up YOU were as a parent.

# ? Jun 12, 2020 23:59

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Your dog has worms! Spend $2000 trying to get all the poo poo stains out of everything you cherish!

# ? Jun 13, 2020 00:00

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You hosed up and accidently sent a dick pic to your boss's wife.

Spend $500 "going Dutch" because your boss wants to go out to dinner with you.

You now have 25 dick pics on your phone from your boss, and HR is on speed dial!

# ? Jun 13, 2020 00:03

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Your children all grow up to have successful careers going around the world doing stand up comedy telling everyone how hosed up YOU were as a parent.

my worst fear

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jun 13, 2020 00:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

papercut! immediately forfeit the game.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 13, 2020 00:52

vanisher

Your dick is caught in a rat trap! Pay $1,000.

# ? Jun 13, 2020 03:05

vanisher

You tied your shoes successfully.

Stand up and make a hero pose, other players must clap.

# ? Jun 13, 2020 03:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

clicked on the goat man link right after falling for updog and then making a thread using the HOT! tag

skip next turn and pay :10bux:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jun 13, 2020 03:34

Stoner Sloth

Give the correct Dewey Decimal Classification number for Museum Science in order to be become a librarian and win the game instantly.

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Jun 13, 2020 04:35

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Congratulations, you made it through graduate school! Putting all that effort will pay off to ensure you don't have to work sould-destroying jobs. But... the "manager" who barely finished their Bachelor of Commerce degree is in love with pointless rules and holds mandatory meetings where they lecture endlessly without knowing what they are talking about. Security still checks your bags for stolen office supplies when you leave even though you make six figures. Lose: Your sanity.

# ? Jun 13, 2020 05:33

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Your Home Owners' Association suggests introducing drug testing. The motion carries. Lose: Your collection of research chemicals. Also, your dignity.

# ? Jun 13, 2020 05:37

FutonForensic

vanisher posted:

# ? Jun 13, 2020 06:13

vanisher

Bright Bart posted:

Your Home Owners' Association suggests introducing drug testing. The motion carries. Lose: Your collection of research chemicals. Also, your dignity.

All the old ladies in your HOA hand wrote your name on the ballots for HOA president, congratulations! The constant calls about petty issues force you to take an unpaid vacation. Lose 2 turns.

# ? Jun 13, 2020 06:23