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Round 1 Does he read books quietly at home? No Does he read in public places specifically so people can see what he's reading? Yes. Does he sit at a bar and read Deepak Chopra? No Does he sit at a bar and read the Great Gatsby? Yes It's George!  Round 2 Does he live in an apartment? No Does he have a sign in his yard? Yes Does it say "In Our America Loves Wins"? Definitely not Is it a typo-filled screed about the 2nd Amendment? Yes It's Alfred! 
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does his mustache smell of saffron? ... uh... *checks guess who handbook 5e* wow okay, ye- it's char char, the apple bottom to my jeans, the angel of mercy and light who desendeth upon such a wretch as i, who's kisse-  you win please stop i miss my old cellmate
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Does he play golf? yes Would he bring an over-sized golf bag with a keg built into it? yes 
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Does she like spicy food? No Has she ever thought about calling ICE on her latino neighbors? Yes 
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Does he barely hold his composure while in a state of existential dread? Yes Oh, that's Alex. Correct 
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Does he, after helping out volunteering at Sunday school, pack up his bicycle saddle bags and head to the public access studio to film his weekly program in which he teaches the future of america the importance of God, staying sober, and counting to 10 using a wacky but loveable array of hand puppets he has dutifully crafted from salvaged pipe cleaners, buttons, and scraps of corduroy discarded at the county flea market over the last five years? ...*sigh* ye-- IT'S RICHARD 
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Does he speak almost exclusively about the power of the proletariat? Yes Does he hang out in front of gas stations, asking teenagers if he can bum a smoke? Indeed It's Bernard! 
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Christoph posted:Round 1 Hahaha |
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The neighbourhood is worried Why? People have been seeing someone walking around their yards late at night Have the police been called? Multiple times, but this person always manages to evade them Has anything gone missing? Well, flowers have been cut from gardens and And? It's Claire, isn't it? Well done! 
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Does he have a basement? Yes Is he in the basement now? Yes Has he done something? Yes Is he proud of what he's done? no What have you done, Robert? What have you done? 
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TODD BONZALEZ posted:Does he have a basement?
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Does she live alone? No. Does she live with someone else? Yes. Is that person alone? Never. Does she sit placidly on her shelf looking cute, just waiting for darkness to fall and a fitful sleep to claim her owner so she can murder them with a kitchen knife? Yes. Say no more. 
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Alsoquote:this whole thread |
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google THIS posted:Also
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When they poured across the border was she cautioned to surrender? Yes. This could she do? No. And she...took her gun and vanished? Yes. It's Maria! 
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Do they hang out a lot at the yacht club drinking Mai Tais? Yes Do they try desperately to put out an heir of respectability in command? Yes Do they wear expensive furs? No Do they wear a captains hat they bought at the gift shop while telling stories of their many adventures at sea despite not owning a boat and being deeply terrified of the sea? Yes! Oh! It's Eric! 
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Do they hang out a lot at the yacht club drinking Mai Tais? does he like to steal mother’s clementines and squirrel then away behind the skin of his chin
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Do they work in an office? yes, sort of Customer facing or back office? Umm... Both.. Uh-huh. Supervisor? Yes Government office? Yes Would they be upset if I brought form 4984-B without first filling out and submitting form. 4984-A? Very This isn't the first time they've had to deal with this problem today. Not at all. I'm going to have to go fill out form 4984-A, take another number, and sit back down and wait for it to be called, right? Yes I can't just come back up to the counter... NEXT! J73? It's Anne! 
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Is he really into intricate mechanical devices? Yes Like, extremely into them? Yes Would he explain their inner workings to me with a level of pedantic detail that would shame the engineers who designed them? Oh definitely. It's Tom. 
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Does he want to watch Netflix? No Does he want to see a movie? No Does he want to take in a show? Yes It's Paul! 
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TODD BONZALEZ posted:When they poured across the border maria is my waifu Finger Prince posted:Is he really into intricate mechanical devices? i have asked you before to please not dox me
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Does he twiddle his fingers and speak with a heavy austrian accent? yes Does he regularly invite children to his home? yes Is his house literally made of candy? yes oh it's bill.. 
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