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there was a sign at the liquor store that said due to the federal reserve coin shortage please use exact change. when did this happen? have you heard of this or seen similar signs?
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:19 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:14 |
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my green is lean and my coin is spent i ain't busted but i'm badly bent
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:21 |
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this is item no 47 on the 'signs your nation is collapsing' pamphlet I've been distributing
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:22 |
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Hmmm I have a lot of change sitting on top of my dresser wondering if I should use it now because it's worth more? or save it because the shortage could get worse
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:22 |
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OP working on his latest batch of rear end pennies
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:23 |
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my laundromat had signs up about coins, guess I’ll be washing my socks on the bathtub soon THANKS APOCALYPSE
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:23 |
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How long till we start using bottle caps instead?
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:25 |
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it took me for -loving- ever to find a duke ellington quarter and i really want to coat it w lucite and put it on my truck shift lever
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:26 |
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a glitch posted:How long till we start using bottle caps instead? long before fallout there was a scrooge mcduck comic book about it \/\/\/\/ the bottom layer (3 feet) is diamonds dee eight fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jun 16, 2020 |
# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:27 |
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The ultra wealthy literally have cubic-acres worth of coins in their money bins. Maybe redistribute some of that.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:31 |
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please god does someone have a link to confirm im hyperventilating
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:31 |
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Considering all the fake news on the internet I don't blame you for turning to taped-up signs on liquor store windows for your day to day information needs.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:34 |
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"Hey I need to buy some coin rolls for the till." Sorry sir, we're short this morning, maybe try after lunch. *puts up sign stating that the Federal Reserve has been syphoning off coins from circulation for years, never to be replaced.* "This is it," says the liquor store owner. "It's finally here. They've finally done it, the madmen. They've decided to hoard nickels." Local News 6 caught up with the owner of the local store and asked for more information on this developing story. "Well it's clear, ain't it?" Said the man, who declined to be named for the piece. "They've wanted them coins for years, and now they got 'em. I know what they're up to. Takin' them coins. That's fine. Don't think for a minute the citizens of this county aren't ready and willing to defend their coins! How are we gonna break a dollar? You can see it clear as day what's happening here."
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:40 |
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Coins are stored in the coin purse aka the balls
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:49 |
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the store lied to you. we should do away with coins and he is bravely leading the way by making you pissed off so you wont care if the price is raised 1-5 cents. good for him. all pennies are worth more melted down then as a penny but its like superman two decimal poo poo nickels arent far off either so we should just one up canada and stop coins all together
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:52 |
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This is good for bitcoin
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:54 |
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Just use bitcoins op. ^^^ you suck!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:54 |
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When I was a kid I used to bite coins like a dummy because pirates did it in cartoons Maybe pirates are eating all the coins op
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:57 |
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There is no coin shortage. Maybe there's going to be marginally less 2020 coins minted, but the circulation of previous year coins will offset any of that and I highly doubt the difference will be noticeable.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:00 |
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Lol who the gently caress uses physical money? It's 2020.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:05 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Lol who the gently caress uses physical money? It's 2020. Sometimes it's fun to SPEND. Showing a card to a machine doesn't feel like SPENDING. Slamming down coins does.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:11 |
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Mario!!!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:11 |
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Is that a roll of dimes in your pocket or are you just happy about the coin shortage?
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:13 |
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I knew my 64oz chevron cup filled with loose change will finally pay off.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:14 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Lol who the gently caress uses physical money? It's 2020. The one and only time I'm ever bothering with physical bills or coins is with loving vending machines that don't have NFC for who knows what dumb reason. I never touch a coin otherwise!!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:15 |
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you broke my grill posted:there was a sign at the liquor store that said due to the federal reserve coin shortage please use exact change. when did this happen? have you heard of this or seen similar signs? The liquor store owner just got tired of going to the bank for the weirdos who still dont want to just use a card and blamed the government so customers don't get pissed off at them. Its an old trick and I fully support them.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:16 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Lol who the gently caress uses physical money? It's 2020. you try hittin some fucker with a sock full of debit cards then
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:16 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Lol who the gently caress uses physical money? It's 2020. last time somebody tried it started a nationwide riot would not recommend
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:17 |
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It's me, I've been putting my change in the same drawer for years!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:22 |
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dee eight posted:you try hittin some fucker with a sock full of debit cards then mine are all metal
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:41 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Lol who the gently caress uses physical money? It's 2020. have to use cash at dispensories
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:48 |
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TomBosleyExp posted:have to use cash at dispensories the ones here all take debit card hehe
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:49 |
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Das Boo posted:It's me, I've been putting my change in the same drawer for years! MONSTER!!!!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:55 |
Pennywise the Frown posted:Lol who the gently caress uses physical money? It's 2020. Some of us live in states where weed is still illegal.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:58 |
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They are not all up my butt ok?!? I checked
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:01 |
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nvm
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:04 |
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Zartosht posted:Some of us live in states where weed is still illegal. Uh lol I send my friend cash over Venmo for weed
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:14 |
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There was a guy in CSPAM warning about this like a week ago based on talks with the feds at his job gently caress if I can find the post though.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:16 |
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Zartosht posted:Some of us live in states where weed is still illegal. Hmm. True.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:49 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:14 |
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Wasn't there a John Oliver about how pennies are stupid and expensive? If so I can only imagine that the US went all in on pennies after that aired.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:54 |