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Snoochiedians: Humanoid aliens with a vertical ridge on their nose. Their society is built around the consumption of marjuyada, a barbiturate that increases hunger and reduces motivation. They are negotiating with our heroes for mass quantities of pizza-like foodstuffs.
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The Dominion: They sell Dominos.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:10 |
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Funkopids: Small, squat, blocky creatures with beady eyes and limited mobility.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:45 |
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The Proporpians: their society is regulated almost entirely around real estate. Owning more real estate, and developing it more productively, is the main measure of virtue, and most conflicts are caused and solved by the courts examining deeds. Also they're porpoises.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 21:23 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Funkopids: Small, squat, blocky creatures with beady eyes and limited mobility. i would link a picture of a porg here but theyre too gross and i dont want to look at them
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 22:07 |
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cuntman.net posted:i would link a picture of a porg here but theyre too gross and i dont want to look at them
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 22:30 |
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Pipipupupipul: Malodorous, misshapen, monstrosities who troll Galactic Internet forums from the safety of their homeworld, Besssmynt.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 22:43 |
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the rothstrygizzians: a sinister race of subterranean....it's a guy under a carpet sample. the same as last week's alien and the one before that. I give up.
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 04:04 |
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Telerians: No, not the Talarians, Tellarites, Terellians, Terrelians, Terrellians, or Tyrellians. The Telerians are a Human-like alien species who wear small blue hats with propellers on the sides. They are an aggressive people whose technology rivals the that of the heroes of the show.
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 04:41 |
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The Voice of Labor posted:the rothstrygizzians: a sinister race of subterranean....it's a guy under a carpet sample. the same as last week's alien and the one before that. I give up. Trying to workshop how I'm involved in this joke somehow
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 07:21 |
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d'Loreans: a race of stainless steel beings who get busted for smuggling cocaine
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 17:26 |
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Roth posted:Trying to workshop how I'm involved in this joke somehow Don't worry, I'm sure Ami's computer will finish its analysis soon. Look at that thing beep away.
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# ? Jun 18, 2020 09:47 |
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Croachidugs-A beetle-like species that infests starships. They feel comfortable coming out when the lights are off. However, as soon as someone turns on the light, they scramble to the nearest hiding place. Also, they poop wherever they feel like it.
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# ? Jun 18, 2020 19:02 |
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I hate to tell you this buddy, but you have mice.
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# ? Jun 18, 2020 19:04 |
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Vermuliks: A rodent-like species that walks on all fours and has a semi-prehensile tail. They are incredibly good at solving puzzles or designing solutions, but have an obsessive-compulsive need to gnaw on something at all times.
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# ? Jun 18, 2020 19:10 |
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Copulatorz. They're notorious for being horrible spacists.
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# ? Jun 22, 2020 23:07 |
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Jizzians: sentient white blob-like slime creatures. Only available on streaming services. Too hot for broadcast.
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# ? Jun 23, 2020 05:14 |
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space otters conquering Uranus with dexterity and guile
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# ? Jun 23, 2020 15:42 |
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Filthy Hans posted:space otters Lol
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# ? Jun 23, 2020 19:11 |
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feebleoids. denizens of a planet with 1/20th earth's gravity. they are the aliens of the weak
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# ? Jun 23, 2020 19:55 |
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Oversplainites. Well, ACTUALLY, I think you'll find they prefer to be called...
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# ? Jun 23, 2020 20:08 |
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Felinalates: Yes I know we've already got cat-people, but those ones are "Honorable, yet sexy" while these ones are "Sexy, yet honorable."
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# ? Jun 23, 2020 20:47 |
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The Bork. Remember those Shiba Inu memes? Our marketing department suggested we straight up base an entire alien race on them for comic relief to net more viewers and network subscriptions. The captain of our vessel learns a valuable lesson about not taking life too seriously and the Bork crew member learns about English grammar.
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# ? Jun 23, 2020 21:26 |
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frogge posted:The Bork. Bork? Sounds Sweedish...
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# ? Jun 25, 2020 10:23 |
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Swedes... IN SPAAAAACE! bork.
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 22:38 |
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Pigmaliens: A sentient porcine-like species obsessed with sculptures.
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# ? Jul 19, 2020 22:50 |
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Flurphanarians, highly advanced, highly aggressive energy beings. They get defeated by the power of love.
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 08:32 |
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Humens: a strange alien race from the other end of the universe that coincidentally evolved to look, sound, and act exactly like humans, because we ran out of budget extra early this week
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# ? Jul 20, 2020 19:32 |
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RBA Starblade posted:Humens: a strange alien race from the other end of the universe that coincidentally evolved to look, sound, and act exactly like humans, because we ran out of budget extra early this week I absolutely do not remember the movie or series the following exchange is from but it was something extremely B list and 80s where a young man gets his friends to help him save a young 'alien' woman and one of them actually stops him and asks, "If she's alien, how come she looks like us?" And without missing a beat, the protagonist replies "Don't you believe God created us in His image? Well, how many images do you think He has?" I had a hard time deciding whether I wanted to punch the writer who came up with that, or congratulate him.
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my personal favorite, species 8472
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