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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
David Luiz is a footballer who sucks a gigantic rear end. Remember these things?

1) Having a big cry when Thiago Silva couldn't cover for him in a humiliating world cup match for which he was probably solely responsible for shipping 7 goals?
2) Played for Arsenal?
3) this fine assist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhYItyy5x8E
4) Played for Arsenal?

He's bad and it's pretty funny. Anyway this is a chat thread. Don't be a dick.

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lol @ david luiz

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


I can't believe I was mildly enthused about David Luiz coming to Arsenal last year.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



David Luiz is a good lad who means well

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



He's absolute poo poo at football though

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I remember those things about David Luiz.

I also remember his hair.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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David Luiz: Come to Brasil

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I’m gay

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




This is my favorite Luiz moment, very sensual, erotic even

franks
Jan 1, 2007

Alcoholism is the only
disease you can get
yelled at for having.
Good morning DLM, good morning euroboy

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Thank you GD

Brass Hand
Feb 27, 2020
He looks like Sideshow Bob sometimes haha.

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

I'm rascist, close this thread now

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



fat gay nonce posted:

I'm rascist, close this thread now

just shocking

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
I liked that one tweet about Arsenal going up to 10 when David Luiz got sent off

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I too heart davey louise

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
i find italian food to be underwhelming sometimes

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

RideTheSpiral posted:

i find italian food to be underwhelming sometimes

Well we had a good run, this is probably the end of the thread now

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

David Luiz is poo poo but I don't recall him being particularly responsible for shipping 7 goals in the world cup.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

RideTheSpiral posted:

i find italian food to be underwhelming sometimes

Same?????? Every cuisine has its duds op.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Who was that footballer who got real fat because he could only order carbonara

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
He ain't no Paulo Wanchope imo

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Who was that footballer who got real fat because he could only order carbonara

all of the Andersons

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Skip to 52s to see Luiz being wrecked by Salah

https://youtu.be/7JpuQySmIl0

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lol imagine being a tory

https://twitter.com/jackfmitch/status/1273179291824652293

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

That sure is a sentence lol

It’s not actually from a satirical piece?

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


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sourdough posted:

That sure is a sentence lol

It’s not actually from a satirical piece?

What a great time to be alive when you're not sure if this is satire or not

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
also: David Loluiz

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

shut up blegum posted:

What a great time to be alive when you're not sure if this is satire or not

Apparently it’s fake, but also extremely believable

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Does anyone else vaguely recall that time with Luiz when he was with PSG and in some interview he talked about being a virgin still or something similarly weird and easy to ridicule?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

sticksy posted:

Does anyone else vaguely recall that time with Luiz when he was with PSG and in some interview he talked about being a virgin still or something similarly weird and easy to ridicule?

I thought he made a weird social media post that kinda implied he was a virgin and then denied being a virgin?

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Maybe he's really Christian and was a virgin until he got married? Famous cases include Adriana Lima and most posters on this subforum

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



I'm saving myself for my second marriage

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Weaponized Cum posted:

Maybe he's really Christian and was a virgin until he got married? Famous cases include Adriana Lima and most posters on this subforum

We’re all good Christian lads who mean well

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

shut up blegum posted:

What a great time to be alive when you're not sure if this is satire or not

lol yeah it's fake but satire is basically reality now

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

brazil 2014 was such a great world cup

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
The best and funniest game of football I've possibly seen.

https://youtu.be/a7IMPsyQg6k

Anyone remember who captained Brazil for that game? :thunk:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Fred?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
poor old fernandinho, getting roped into that

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