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Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega
By US law, a man does not have to declare candidacy to be elected president, should the body politic opt to in unison select him

Wouldn't it be funny if Lowtax won? Lol, remember when Moot almost became Time's man of the year?

Let's go further. Lowtax for president.

Im not american so i cant do this, but most of you are. Just do it ok you dont care who wins at this point

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Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega
If each of you tell 6 other americans (any) to do it and half of them do it lowtax WILL be president.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Welp, count me in if I make it to the polls.

Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega

Sir Not Appearing posted:

Welp, count me in if I make it to the polls.

Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega
Keep in mind Lowtax can and WILL decline to actually serve as President, once elected. He needs to select a vice, but he won't. Idk what will happen. Especially if hes not in a party. Uh...

Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega
You may have your first non-president in US history.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Petulant Dumbass posted:

Keep in mind Lowtax can and WILL decline to actually serve as President

He doesn't have the spine!

Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega
Oh wait

Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega

Sir Not Appearing posted:

He doesn't have the spine!

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Lowtax should raise taxes on the wealthy and free all the zoo animals

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


I know this is a joke thread but only 7 states allow unrestricted write-in candidates, 35 allow write-in candidates if the candidate registered as such and 8 states don't allow write-in candidates at all.

Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega
I'll fess up: It's my fault Trump got elected, too.

Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega

Basticle posted:

I know this is a joke thread but only 7 states allow unrestricted write-in candidates, 35 allow write-in candidates if the candidate registered as such and 8 states don't allow write-in candidates at all.

wtf so complex

uh which ones?
i hope california and texas and florida

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Petulant Dumbass posted:

If each of you tell 6 other americans (any) to do it and half of them do it lowtax WILL be president.

lmao at you thinking i've got six people I can talk to at all, much less six whose votes I can influence. I haven't talked to anyone but my parents and my wife since early March and my parents are both voting Trump.

On the bright side since mail in voting is so rife with fraud (!!!) my cat might be able to vote.

Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

lmao at you thinking i've got six people I can talk to at all, much less six whose votes I can influence. I haven't talked to anyone but my parents and my wife since early March and my parents are both voting Trump.

On the bright side since mail in voting is so rife with fraud (!!!) my cat might be able to vote.

go outside, tap the shoulder of the first person you see, and say "ron paul"

Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega
i double dog dare you

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Mods? This guy is trying to get me to ignore social distancing?

Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega
:D

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I’ve been writing in “Low Tax” for years.

Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega

Pawn 17 posted:

I’ve been writing in “Low Tax” for years.

You were ahead of your time

Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega

Petulant Dumbass posted:

Keep in mind Lowtax can and WILL decline to actually serve as President, once elected. He needs to select a vice, but he won't. Idk what will happen. Especially if hes not in a party. Uh...

Can someone explain like im 5 what would happen if
the president-elect refused to serve
there was no vice
?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Petulant Dumbass posted:

Can someone explain like im 5 what would happen if
the president-elect refused to serve
there was no vice
?

The US reverts to British Crown territory

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Petulant Dumbass posted:

wtf so complex

uh which ones?
i hope california and texas and florida

Pretty sure Florida doesn't count write-ins

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Petulant Dumbass posted:

Can someone explain like im 5 what would happen if
the president-elect refused to serve
there was no vice
?

Kiefer Sutherland becomes pres

Petulant Dumbass
Dec 26, 2017

The Alpha is the Omega

Big Beef City posted:

The US reverts to British Crown territory

but the british empire doesnt exist anymore

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

Petulant Dumbass posted:

wtf so complex

uh which ones?
i hope california and texas and florida

CA is the "needs to be registered" type.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Maybe if lowtax made it to president, twitter would stop banning him.

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

What if I write in Fragmaster as the President with Lowtax as his Vice President OP? What are you gonna do then? :colbert:

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Who the gently caress knows six people

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:

What if I write in Fragmaster as the President with Lowtax as his Vice President OP? What are you gonna do then? :colbert:
Can't wait for the release of: Doom House: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave

Diet Coke Can
Jul 25, 2004
Ok, this is epic!

Horny Harlan Hill
Jan 15, 2019

Howlin' Harlan's House of Humpin'

Lowtax has a real shot since he doesn't pay his taxes and his wives keep leaving him, but I don't think he has the name recognition to lead the ticket. Maybe for VP if Pence takes Mr Ed a little too deep and has to sit this one out.

Metaphorically sit it out I mean.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

feelix posted:

Kiefer Sutherland becomes pres

David Hayter cruelly overlooked again.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
He can run on name alone and get all the right wing folks

They hate those darn high taxes

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

sorry but I'm already voting for Jose Canseco

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1268992126974451712

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Horny Harlan Hill posted:

Lowtax has a real shot since he doesn't pay his taxes and his wives keep leaving him, but I don't think he has the name recognition to lead the ticket. Maybe for VP if Pence takes Mr Ed a little too deep and has to sit this one out.

Metaphorically sit it out I mean.

He'd also make a good politician since he doesn't have a spine.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Way to get Trump elected again, idiots.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Petulant Dumbass posted:

You may have your first non-president in US history.

Is this a setup because I’m pretty sure we already have one of those

Petulant Dumbass posted:

Can someone explain like im 5 what would happen if
the president-elect refused to serve
there was no vice
?


I would assume it would fall to the vice pres and then Secretary of State, then speaker of the house?

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Jun 21, 2020

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

BigBadSteve posted:

Way to get Trump elected again, idiots.

Goons aren’t the ones running Joe Biden.

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dolphinbomb
Apr 2, 2007



Grimey Drawer
the us already has a transphobic drug-addicted bigot in the white house though

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