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last year I bought an ornamental gravy boat with a simple but rustic design it’s a huge hit with the fam(ily) on Canadian thanksgiving and kurismasu but what do I do with it on the in between. frankly, I spent too much money to hide it in some cupboard I tried using it for my morning juice by it only holds maybe 2 days of juice and I spilled it in the fridge and now the bottom of all my jars are sticky |
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Jun 21, 2020 17:39
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Fill it with pancake syrup and instead of a gravy boat call it a friend ship |
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Jun 21, 2020 18:33
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Best of luck, I hear the maintenance on those things can really be killer
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Jun 21, 2020 18:47
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Maybe rent it out on the weekends for pleasure boaters?
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Jun 21, 2020 18:48
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I just ate gravy on something. why make it a seasonal thing? you should leave some bouillon and flour in your boat to serve as a constant reminder of what it should be filled with |
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Jun 21, 2020 20:14
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Donate it to charity. Donate all of your possessions to charity. Sell your house. Buy a tiny house. Write a book about it and make millions. |
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Jun 21, 2020 20:24
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it's hard work living off the gravy river, but being self-sufficient is incredibly rewarding
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Jun 21, 2020 20:48
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i followed bits of pieces of the advice abov e and am now sitting in a tiny house but the gravy boat is taking up more than its fair half of the apartment and also i have to leave tomorrow b/c it's a timeshare
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Jun 21, 2020 20:51
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lemonade stands are real popular in the summer, but people get tired of lemonade. set up a gravy stand or help a kid do so. what' better way to beat the heat?
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Jun 21, 2020 20:57
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| Just never stop making gravy OP | |
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Jun 21, 2020 21:24
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nut posted:last year I bought an ornamental gravy boat with a simple but rustic design it’s a huge hit with the fam(ily) on Canadian thanksgiving and kurismasu but what do I do with it on the in between. frankly, I spent too much money to hide it in some cupboard I tried using it for my morning juice by it only holds maybe 2 days of juice and I spilled it in the fridge and now the bottom of all my jars are sticky A. post a picture ov the gravy boat and 2. when you make pancakes, etc. use the boat for maple syrup. you can then warm the syrup up for 15 seconds in the nuker. (that's what we Yankees (that's what Americans call ourselves) call the microwave). ---------------- |
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Jun 21, 2020 21:32
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Doctor Dogballs posted:A. post a picture ov the gravy boat 
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Jun 21, 2020 22:28
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is this a bad time to admit that i don't like gravy
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Jun 21, 2020 22:30
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how come the gravy goes inside of the gravy boat. you would think it was intended to sail gravy seas but no
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Jun 21, 2020 22:30
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owlhawk911 posted:how come the gravy goes inside of the gravy boat. you would think it was intended to sail gravy seas but no this makes me wonder a lot about the love boat
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Jun 21, 2020 22:31
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i put a reasonable serving of hot buffalo flavoured pretzel bites into the gravy boat but honestly it was a lot bigger than necessary and it just looked kinda sad when i looked down and saw the whole snack i think I probably ate them faster than I would've under normal circumstances
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Jun 21, 2020 22:33
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nut posted:i put a reasonable serving of hot buffalo flavoured pretzel bites into the gravy boat but honestly it was a lot bigger than necessary and it just looked kinda sad when i looked down and saw the whole snack i think I probably ate them faster than I would've under normal circumstances before someone asks ya i did press down on a single crumb and ride it up the edge like a quarter pipe and out the spout and it did not bring me extra joy
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Jun 21, 2020 22:34
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nut posted:is this a bad time to admit that i don't like gravy that is a very nice gravy boat. you should write a poem about a gravy boat being owned by someone who doesn't like gravy. you should write it from the perspective of the gravy boat. |
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Jun 21, 2020 22:43
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The Voice of Labor posted:that is a very nice gravy boat. you should write a poem about a gravy boat being owned by someone who doesn't like gravy. you should write it from the perspective of the gravy boat. While you are up there I below, unfilled, but loved yet what will i hold
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Jun 21, 2020 22:44
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nut posted:before someone asks ya i did press down on a single crumb and ride it up the edge like a quarter pipe and out the spout and it did not bring me extra joy i was gonna ask yeah but my next question is how did this action not gladden your heart are you ok? nut posted:While you are up there 
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Jun 21, 2020 22:46
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1. Get a girlfriend. 2. Fill the gravy boat with blue fluid. 3. You know what to do from here... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 21, 2020 22:49
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Drydock it for conversion to a reefer |
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Jun 21, 2020 23:04
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nut posted:While you are up there |
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Jun 21, 2020 23:36
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slushie boat
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Jun 21, 2020 23:41
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i can help u OP. pretty sure the "boat" part of "gravy boat" stands for Break Out Another Turkey
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Jun 22, 2020 00:28
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nut posted:While you are up there really beautiful op
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Jun 22, 2020 00:42
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Queso Refritos Salsa Rice Sour cream Guacamole Carnitas All at the same time. Basically a tortillaless burrito bowl just stir it up and eat it with a spoon. Curry. |
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Jun 22, 2020 00:58
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Fill it with poutine ya dingus
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Jun 22, 2020 01:25
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i've realized it ceases to be a gravy boat when i put anythng else in it and then whats the point in having an ornamental gravy boat
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Jun 22, 2020 01:29
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The beauty is that it can be much more than a gravy boat. Dont put the gravy boat in a box
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Jun 22, 2020 01:30
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jpeg posted:The beauty is that it can be much more than a gravy boat. Dont put the gravy boat in a box it came in a box
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Jun 22, 2020 01:34
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Nobody puts gravy in a box |
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Jun 22, 2020 01:36
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idk why I made this but I'm laughing at it so it must be a good post
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Jun 22, 2020 01:38
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albany academy posted:Nobody puts gravy in a box Nobody. 
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Jun 22, 2020 01:40
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jpeg posted:idk why I made this but I'm laughing at it so it must be a good post
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Jun 22, 2020 01:56
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Jun 22, 2020 02:03
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gravy boat, gravy boat, oh gravy, gravy gravy gravy boat, gravy boat, oh gravy, gravy gravy gravy boat, gravy boat, oh gravy, gravy gravy gravy boat! *splurt* [ba dum, dum, dum] my gravy's in a gravy boat tell you why I don't want gravy on my apple pie and when I do my crazy rockin' dance my gravy spills onto my pants
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Jun 22, 2020 02:05
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jpeg posted:idk why I made this but I'm laughing at it so it must be a good post
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Jun 22, 2020 02:11
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Doctor Dogballs posted:2. when you make pancakes, etc. use the boat for maple syrup. you can then warm the syrup up for 15 seconds in the nuker. (that's what we Yankees (that's what Americans call ourselves) call the microwave). This is a great idea but I think there is a little cultural misunderstanding here. All canadian households are required by the the federal govenrment to keep a special maple syrup boat in good repair and use no other vessel for containing maple syrup. Exact specifications of the boat are left up to the provincial governments (must contain 2L of syrup and have provisions for use with a drinking straw in Quebec, in BC it is only required to maintain 500ml but must be made of biodegradable materials and be readily convertible to a bong in case of emergency etc etc), but failure to produce the syrup boat on demand by any government official is punishable by a real hosing.
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jpeg posted:idk why I made this but I'm laughing at it so it must be a good post Lol |
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