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I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse *makes a Scooby-Doo style sandwich stack* There ya go slick, one offer with extra pickles, easy on the onion. That'll be $6.95 |
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there ya go, your tax return is all done and the government owes you uhhh... 300 bucks buy yourself something nice *accountant slaps your cheeks before leaving*
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Jun 27, 2020 09:01
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we're gonna get you a nice pair of concrete shoes. Ey Tony! go get the shoe shaped plant pots. They're out back or somethin' you put a plant in a pair of these, it sends a message to all the other plants that they better grow good, or else
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Jun 27, 2020 09:05
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Ehy!
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Jun 27, 2020 09:17
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Oh!
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Jun 27, 2020 09:17
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You're breakin my balls here! At this gender re-assignment clinic in which we are operating. EY!
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Jun 27, 2020 09:19
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Ey you think your some kinda wise guy? I hope so as you have co-founded this school of philosophy with me. Fuhgedaboutit!
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Jun 27, 2020 09:47
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Now pretty soon you gonna be sleepin' with the fishes This section of the aquarium is closed from 9 PM, so you don't gotta worry about being disturbed And if you can't sleep, we've got the nocturnal tank here on your left. |
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Jun 27, 2020 10:31
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gently pendulums a coin on a string back and forth in front of your face while whispering, "fuggedaboutit, fuggedaboutit, fuggedaboutit"
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Jun 27, 2020 10:34
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We're going fill this guy with lead! Because we're building an aquaduct in ancient Rome. I'm wearing a toga over here! Gabagool!
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Jun 27, 2020 11:04
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a pipe smoking dog posted:We're going fill this guy with lead! (The concept of this post is that the mobsters have a time machine)
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Jun 27, 2020 11:05
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*coming dangerously close* What you owe, you owe. With interest. At very affordable 6.45% p.a., bringing back your investment in absolutely no time. Open your business today!
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Jun 27, 2020 11:14
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sure would be a shame if this uh, fine establishment were to burn down, eh? that's why you should make sure to check your smoke detectors frequently. Apart from that, you passed the fire inspection, good job kid.
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Jun 27, 2020 13:43
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Ey you think your some kinda wise guy? I hope so as you have co-founded this school of philosophy with me. Fuhgedaboutit! dihaploidy posted:Now pretty soon you gonna be sleepin' with the fishes
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Jun 27, 2020 15:32
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leave the gun, take the cannoli! make sure to keep your receipt so you can come back and unpawn your gun. no charge for the pastry, it's just something we like to give our customers if we happen to have extras lying around.
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Jun 27, 2020 15:36
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Ey you think your some kinda wise guy? I hope so as you have co-founded this school of philosophy with me. Fuhgedaboutit!
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Jun 27, 2020 17:28
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Welcome to "You Kiss Your MUTHA Wit Dat Mowf" beauty parlor, how can I help youse?
Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Jun 27, 2020 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 27, 2020 17:56
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I think our curious young friend might be about to have an unfortunate accident... Which is why I am offering a free babyproofing consultation to every parent that enrolls their child for the fall semester at my early learning center |
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Jun 27, 2020 20:55
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Prof. Crocodile posted:I think our curious young friend might be about to have an unfortunate accident... |
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Jun 27, 2020 20:57
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i like-a the cannoli WOW WHY DOES DOES IT SAY-A I SPELL-A CANNOLI WRONG |
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Jun 27, 2020 22:43
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*removes a switchblade, opens a thickly wrapped package. quickly, his finger dips into the contents, and then is run across his gums* AH, the uncut stuff. the good poo poo! you are under arrest for attempting to smuggle this package across the border.
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*Watches as someone easily walks it off after stumbling into a cactus at the garden supply store we own* Eyy, we got tough guy 'ere! |
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Jun 29, 2020 05:17
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Mobster: Eyy! Children: Eyy! Mobster: (touches the next letter with his pointer) Bee! |
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Jun 29, 2020 14:23
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google THIS posted:Mobster: Eyy! Puppy Doll posted:*Watches as someone easily walks it off after stumbling into a cactus at the garden supply store we own*
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Jun 29, 2020 14:54
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you'se fixin' to catch a serious case of lead poisoning the plumbing in this house is nowhere near up to code.
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Jun 29, 2020 16:24
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mob that impersonates celebrities for parties Eyyy! I'm....Christopher Walkin..... here....ya big galut slumpy |
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eyy welcome welcome make ya self at home, im sorry to hear aboutcha loss, but lessee what we here at gab-a-ghoul seances can do to putchu back in touch with yer loved one
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