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Here me out gang: I’d rather spread my semen among people that really care about me than spew it all over the floor again, filling the cracks in the floor again and disturbing the peace. I’m still gonna watch porno and stroke out but will refrain from being undignified about it. this is NOT coming from an anti-jerkingoff stance. masturbating is a blast but I will no longer be blasting it. I know some people like to think beating others to the masturbation hall of fame ow I’ll have a lot of time on my hand
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I will no longer masturbate you either, op.
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Jun 30, 2020 11:12
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Thank you for sharing with us. I know it must have been hard to come here and spread this news.
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Jun 30, 2020 11:15
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you're gonna get severe blueballs op good luck
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Jun 30, 2020 11:19
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I tried this when I was having anxiety with a friend. Ended up just using my left hand to make it more complicated. I think you have to get to the root of the situation to make it all go away.
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Jun 30, 2020 11:23
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Antidepressants are a real bitch
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Jun 30, 2020 11:36
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fine, more for me
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Jun 30, 2020 11:41
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Associate Christ
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weird to use a pandemic as the time to stop working from home
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Jun 30, 2020 11:42
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same OP. I think it is v inspiring and I will join you in your quest for self improvement
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Jun 30, 2020 12:30
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I'm out
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Jun 30, 2020 12:32
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if you succeed in this challenge you will sement your legacy
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Jun 30, 2020 12:44
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Thats how you get pregnant mate. Gotta get em out of the balls before they grow into babies.
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Jun 30, 2020 13:08
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You can't stop jacking it! You will regret this!!!
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Jun 30, 2020 13:19
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Les Os puts the barrel of the gun to his own temple. With tears welling up in his eyes he utters his last goodbye. "Starting today I will no longer masturbate."
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A Grand Egg posted:Thats how you get pregnant mate. Gotta get em out of the balls before they grow into babies. Babies don't come from piss you rube.
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Jun 30, 2020 20:11
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Within a week you'll have crusty sheets from the buildup blasting off in your sleep.
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Jun 30, 2020 20:15
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Starting today I will no longer masturbate 4 times a day.
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Jun 30, 2020 20:17
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OPs heavy, cum laden balls will be a source for his power known as Chi in China.
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Jun 30, 2020 20:51
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Les Os? More like Less O[rgasam]’s ahohoho!
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Jun 30, 2020 20:55
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I knew a super religious kid in high school who wouldn't jerk off and he called a girl a whore for wearing an Elvira t-shirt and she kicked him in the balls and semen came out of his nose
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Jun 30, 2020 20:59
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Where is your god now cum snorter? 
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Jun 30, 2020 21:00
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So you work from home op? 
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Jun 30, 2020 21:07
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I cum into bags that I seal and flush. I hope one day a whole town of my sewer seed will come and take me to my rightful place as their dinner.
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Jun 30, 2020 21:07
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Good luck naming all those cereals, Les Os.
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jerking off and not finishing is still masturbating OP. The act of ejaculation isn't the only defining aspect of masturbation.
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Jun 30, 2020 21:08
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Let us know how many seconds you abstain while watching porn, OP. Then you can aim to top your record.
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Jun 30, 2020 21:10
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More for me
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Jun 30, 2020 21:19
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How is it that none of you loving animals have a cum vase?
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Jun 30, 2020 21:22
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op have you thought about cutting your dick off?
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Jun 30, 2020 21:36
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Oh yeah, OP? Well I’m gonna hack off twice as often just to cancel your no-jacking out. Whatcha think about that, tough guy?!
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cmon man consider your choices here are you really not about to Jack off? who are you trying g to fool because it's not me pal
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Jun 30, 2020 22:53
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Your prostate will blow up and you'll be making GBS threads cum, dude! Woah
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Jun 30, 2020 22:59
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CPL593H posted:How is it that none of you loving animals have a cum vase? 
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op i no longer masturbate either but it's because I no longer have a sex drive and cannot maintain normal sexual function 
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Jul 1, 2020 05:56
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if you start jogging your leg up and down op then it's your balls trying to tell you something
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Jul 1, 2020 06:09
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I’ve done this for 3 days, and it’s difficult to maintain. I wish you luck op.
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Jul 1, 2020 06:19
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Just jack in the shower, OP. Most phones are waterproof these days, so you can pornhub without worrying about damaging it. Easy cleanup, to boot.
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I only bring out the cum fountain on special occasions. Doing that these days would be irresponsible due to covid 19 but then this poo poo is over you better believe everyone's going to dipping their pretzel sticks in that poo poo.
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Jul 1, 2020 08:01
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its a good thing to jack off less op. i feel u there. sometimes u jack off way too much and gotta tone it down.
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one of those male chastity belt dick cages complete with sounding attachment should solve all of your problems.
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