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manero

I'm trying to MugLife Jeffie but it won't detect a proper face and I'm too cheap to pay $2 for the novelty

# ? Jul 2, 2020 03:56

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 02:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

he's handsome

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jul 2, 2020 04:22

BUG JUG

I am excited for this to see what pops up on my birthday (July 26)

# ? Jul 2, 2020 04:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Sorry!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 05:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

gently caress

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jul 2, 2020 05:38

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

prepuce repurposed posted:

gently caress

# ? Jul 2, 2020 05:40

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Sorry!

this is violence

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Jul 2, 2020 05:58

nut

July 2

I wake up early. U squat quietly outside my door, cornering off the only section of hallway connecting me and the bathroom, calendar clasped tightly in ur hands. I think i will be sneaky and go pee and back to bed but the jig is up and u've got me, waving the calendar in my face and telling me about how chester cheeto would gently caress up jeffie cheez in a heartbeat. I sigh deeply and together we open the tiny door marked "2".

Aw poo poo what is that? a bill? we carefully unfold the paper.

Whoah it looks like our friend vanisher is in a real bind. Please spend today helping him get to the post button. The page is gigantic and lends itself to both drawing on with one of many freely available drawing programs, but something awakes deep in ur soul too--"don't i have a printer and real pens and pencils?". Just imagine.

If u'd like u can post ur results so if ur reading this post rn at the moment know that there may be maze spoilers below no fighting dont hit ur brother.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 10:38

Stooge

vanisher should use their lil wingdings to fly over the maze and get to the post button

wow a+++ for creative thinking stooge, you winn the advent

# ? Jul 2, 2020 11:16

Goons Are Gifts

oh my god I love this, vanisher, we're here to help you post that photoshop!!

# ? Jul 2, 2020 11:16

nut

Stooge posted:

vanisher should use their lil wingdings to fly over the maze and get to the post button

wow a+++ for creative thinking stooge, you winn the advent

u would never fly if u could do this instead

# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:43

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

nut posted:

July 2

I wake up early. U squat quietly outside my door, cornering off the only section of hallway connecting me and the bathroom, calendar clasped tightly in ur hands. I think i will be sneaky and go pee and back to bed but the jig is up and u've got me, waving the calendar in my face and telling me about how chester cheeto would gently caress up jeffie cheez in a heartbeat. I sigh deeply and together we open the tiny door marked "2".

Aw poo poo what is that? a bill? we carefully unfold the paper.

Whoah it looks like our friend vanisher is in a real bind. Please spend today helping him get to the post button. The page is gigantic and lends itself to both drawing on with one of many freely available drawing programs, but something awakes deep in ur soul too--"don't i have a printer and real pens and pencils?". Just imagine.

If u'd like u can post ur results so if ur reading this post rn at the moment know that there may be maze spoilers below no fighting dont hit ur brother.

cant wait to dig into my big box of crayons and settle down onto the floor to do this tonight, i just hope it's not too difficult because when I was a child and couldn't finish a maze I'd become distraught and throw myself down flights of stairs until I could sort out the proper maze route

# ? Jul 2, 2020 15:56

nut

Luvcow posted:

cant wait to dig into my big box of crayons and settle down onto the floor to do this tonight, i just hope it's not too difficult because when I was a child and couldn't finish a maze I'd become distraught and throw myself down flights of stairs until I could sort out the proper maze route

# ? Jul 2, 2020 16:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Luvcow posted:

cant wait to dig into my big box of crayons and settle down onto the floor to do this tonight, i just hope it's not too difficult because when I was a child and couldn't finish a maze I'd become distraught and throw myself down flights of stairs until I could sort out the proper maze route

I'm sorry

I ate all the crayons and got scared, so instead I went back through all my Calvin and Hobbeses' and found the plans for a teleportation device and helped our friend Vanisher out before anyone noticed the crayons were all gone.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Jul 2, 2020 16:47

Manifisto

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I'm sorry

I ate all the crayons and got scared, so instead I went back through all my Calvin and Hobbeses' and found the plans for a teleportation device and helped our friend Vanisher out before anyone noticed the crayons were all gone.

lol

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 2, 2020 16:50

nut

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I'm sorry

I ate all the crayons and got scared, so instead I went back through all my Calvin and Hobbeses' and found the plans for a teleportation device and helped our friend Vanisher out before anyone noticed the crayons were all gone.

ill accept it

# ? Jul 2, 2020 16:54

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I'm sorry

I ate all the crayons and got scared, so instead I went back through all my Calvin and Hobbeses' and found the plans for a teleportation device and helped our friend Vanisher out before anyone noticed the crayons were all gone.

thats amazing! :stare:

but i want to do it the right way so i printed it out and i'm looking it over to make a strategy:

right now it just looks daunting because there's so many choices of ways to go. i'm going to have to mull this over before i get started.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:46

nut

Luvcow posted:

lurkers it is this ez

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:50

beer pal

i did it with my eyes & brain youll just have to trust me. i solved the maze i promise.

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:04

Goons Are Gifts

Luvcow posted:

thats amazing!

but i want to do it the right way so i printed it out and i'm looking it over to make a strategy:

right now it just looks daunting because there's so many choices of ways to go. i'm going to have to mull this over before i get started.

I tried it, it's impossible I think. You just can't get to the post button without falling into that scary white hole, maybe I need a new entrance

# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:07

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Goons Are Great posted:

I tried it, it's impossible I think. You just can't get to the post button without falling into that scary white hole, maybe I need a new entrance

at least i'm not the only one baffled by this :smith:

# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:10

posting smiling

got on the horn with the boys in yospos about this one. they agreed to open source this code for the benefit of the byob and larger sa community.

code:


# MIT License

# Copyright (c) [year] [fullname]

# Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
# of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
# in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
# to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
# copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
# furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:

# The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
# copies or substantial portions of the Software.

# THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
# IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
# FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
# AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
# LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
# OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
# SOFTWARE.

from PIL import Image

im = Image.open("maze.png")

start = None
end = None

for y in range(im.height):
    for x in range(im.width):
        pix = im.getpixel((x, y))
        if pix[2] > 200 and pix[0] < 100 and pix[1] < 100:
            start = (x, y)
            print("found start", start)
        elif pix[1] > 200 and pix[0] < 100 and pix[2] < 100:
            end = (x, y)
            print("found end", end)

        if start is not None and end is not None:
            break

    if start is not None and end is not None:
        break

if start is None:
    print("no start point found (blue)")
    exit(1)

if end is None:
    print("no end point found (green)")
    exit(1)


stack = [{
    "xy": start
}]

def openspace(xy):
    if xy == end:
        return True
    elif xy == start:
        return False
    elif xy[0] < 0:
        return False
    elif xy[0] >= im.width:
        return False
    elif xy[1] < 0:
        return False
    elif xy[1] >= im.height:
        return False

    pix = im.getpixel(xy)

    if pix[0] > 200:
        return True

    return False


while len(stack) > 0:
    frame = stack[-1]
    xy = frame["xy"]

    if xy == end:
        print("maze solved")
        break

    left = (xy[0] - 1, xy[1])
    if "left" not in frame and openspace(left):
        frame["left"] = left
        im.putpixel(left, (0, 255, 255))
        stack.append({"xy": left})
        continue

    right = (xy[0] + 1, xy[1])
    if "right" not in frame and openspace(right):
        frame["right"] = right
        im.putpixel(right, (0, 255, 255))
        stack.append({"xy": right})
        continue

    up = (xy[0], xy[1] - 1)
    if "up" not in frame and openspace(up):
        frame["up"] = up
        im.putpixel(up, (0, 255, 255))
        stack.append({"xy": up})
        continue

    down = (xy[0], xy[1] + 1)
    if "down" not in frame and openspace(down):
        frame["down"] = down
        im.putpixel(down, (0, 255, 255))
        stack.append({"xy": down})
        continue

    stack.pop()

print("path contains", len(stack), "points")

for frame in stack:
    p = frame["xy"]
    im.putpixel(p, (255, 0, 0))

im.save("mazesolved.png")

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:07

posting smiling

i plugged this into the punch cards and set the card reader whirring.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:32

posting smiling

the computer is making an awful wailing, but something is starting to come over the wire

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:32

posting smiling

it's howling now and the room is starting to get really hot.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:33

posting smiling

something terrible has happened! the last thing i remember is experiencing a strong shock in the nape of my neck. the next thing i knew i was waking up in a hospital bed. they told me the computer blew! it brought down the entire western seaboard's power grid with it, and the whole computer complex went up in flames. i told them to get into the wreckage and start looking for any salvageable results. this data is too important to lose!

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:36

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:36

Manifisto

don't worry vanisher I'll save you buddy!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73tGKZoMKQM

whew! there, now you can post

crisis averted

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:38

posting smiling

Manifisto posted:

don't worry vanisher I'll save you buddy!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73tGKZoMKQM

whew! there, now you can post

crisis averted

where did you get this footage?

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:39

Manifisto

posting smiling posted:

where did you get this footage?

on a usb thumb drive I found in a haunted house

e: it also gave me a virus, I think I'm a zombie now?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:40

posting smiling

Manifisto posted:

on a usb thumb drive I found in a haunted house

e: it also gave me a virus, I think I'm a zombie now?

vanisher needs to explain why so much spooky stuff started happening as soon as we unlocked this cursed maze from that ominous box.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:50

vanisher

nut posted:

July 2

I wake up early. U squat quietly outside my door, cornering off the only section of hallway connecting me and the bathroom, calendar clasped tightly in ur hands. I think i will be sneaky and go pee and back to bed but the jig is up and u've got me, waving the calendar in my face and telling me about how chester cheeto would gently caress up jeffie cheez in a heartbeat. I sigh deeply and together we open the tiny door marked "2".

Aw poo poo what is that? a bill? we carefully unfold the paper.

Whoah it looks like our friend vanisher is in a real bind.

this is amazing and you're my good friend Nut

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:57

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

posting smiling posted:

vanisher needs to explain why so much spooky stuff started happening as soon as we unlocked this cursed maze from that ominous box.

i'm calling it. nut is a c*upons and d*als double agent and the final day will be a coupon for 50% off all posts

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:59

vanisher

Manifisto posted:

don't worry vanisher I'll save you buddy!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73tGKZoMKQM

whew! there, now you can post

crisis averted

thank god I can now post!

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

trick maze can't be solved. I call bullshit

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:11

Manifisto

prepuce repurposed posted:

trick maze can't be solved. I call bullshit

the pink paper is perfect

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:19

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

posting smiling posted:

it's howling now and the room is starting to get really hot.

Manifisto posted:

don't worry vanisher I'll save you buddy!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73tGKZoMKQM

whew! there, now you can post

crisis averted

lmao

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:31

nut

posting smiling posted:

got on the horn with the boys in yospos about this one. they agreed to open source this code for the benefit of the byob and larger sa community.

code:


# MIT License

# Copyright (c) [year] [fullname]

# Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
# of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
# in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
# to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
# copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
# furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:

# The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
# copies or substantial portions of the Software.

# THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
# IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
# FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
# AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
# LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
# OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
# SOFTWARE.

from PIL import Image

im = Image.open("maze.png")

start = None
end = None

for y in range(im.height):
    for x in range(im.width):
        pix = im.getpixel((x, y))
        if pix[2] > 200 and pix[0] < 100 and pix[1] < 100:
            start = (x, y)
            print("found start", start)
        elif pix[1] > 200 and pix[0] < 100 and pix[2] < 100:
            end = (x, y)
            print("found end", end)

        if start is not None and end is not None:
            break

    if start is not None and end is not None:
        break

if start is None:
    print("no start point found (blue)")
    exit(1)

if end is None:
    print("no end point found (green)")
    exit(1)


stack = [{
    "xy": start
}]

def openspace(xy):
    if xy == end:
        return True
    elif xy == start:
        return False
    elif xy[0] < 0:
        return False
    elif xy[0] >= im.width:
        return False
    elif xy[1] < 0:
        return False
    elif xy[1] >= im.height:
        return False

    pix = im.getpixel(xy)

    if pix[0] > 200:
        return True

    return False


while len(stack) > 0:
    frame = stack[-1]
    xy = frame["xy"]

    if xy == end:
        print("maze solved")
        break

    left = (xy[0] - 1, xy[1])
    if "left" not in frame and openspace(left):
        frame["left"] = left
        im.putpixel(left, (0, 255, 255))
        stack.append({"xy": left})
        continue

    right = (xy[0] + 1, xy[1])
    if "right" not in frame and openspace(right):
        frame["right"] = right
        im.putpixel(right, (0, 255, 255))
        stack.append({"xy": right})
        continue

    up = (xy[0], xy[1] - 1)
    if "up" not in frame and openspace(up):
        frame["up"] = up
        im.putpixel(up, (0, 255, 255))
        stack.append({"xy": up})
        continue

    down = (xy[0], xy[1] + 1)
    if "down" not in frame and openspace(down):
        frame["down"] = down
        im.putpixel(down, (0, 255, 255))
        stack.append({"xy": down})
        continue

    stack.pop()

print("path contains", len(stack), "points")

for frame in stack:
    p = frame["xy"]
    im.putpixel(p, (255, 0, 0))

im.save("mazesolved.png")

posting smiling posted:

the computer is making an awful wailing, but something is starting to come over the wire

posting smiling posted:

it's howling now and the room is starting to get really hot.

Manifisto posted:

don't worry vanisher I'll save you buddy!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73tGKZoMKQM

whew! there, now you can post

crisis averted

prepuce repurposed posted:

trick maze can't be solved. I call bullshit

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:47

Goons Are Gifts

Thank God I was worried what would happen if vanisher couldn't post

# ? Jul 2, 2020 23:02

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 02:09

nut

July 3

TGIF am i right (i'm right u don't have to answer that)! Double TGIF if u are in the U.S.A. where i think its part of the long weekend and u are waking up to a nice breakfast to fuel u through three whole days of celebrating telling Angland to suck a big duecer.

Anyways, lets see what's behind door number 3!

Oh sweet jesus it's filled with bugs, they r getting everywhere wow this is pretty messed up i thought i could kind of hear something even when the calendar was sitting still. Wait a minute i think i recognize these bugs. Yes yes, I'm looking closer and I notice that these are the bugs I spent the last couple days chasing thru field and meadow to take a pictur eof and share on BYOB, let's roll the tape. behind this spoiler r pictures of bugs u have been warned!!

lol these ones r doing it

Please spend today telling everyone about bugs. Maybe u know what some of these insects r (I don't, except the fly and general words like dragonfly/butterfly). Maybe you want to pick a favourite bug? Maybe u want to talk about a time a bug tried to steal your money or a family member? Maybe you even want to share your own insect pictures :twisted:

, which u should spoiler tag too please thanks!

nut fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Jul 3, 2020

# ? Jul 3, 2020 11:47

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