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Welcome to our new chain restaurant! Where our staff whips you with chains until you clean your plate! "Taste the chain!", they say. |
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Jul 1, 2020 03:12
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finally a restaurant where my dad can use chopsticks
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Jul 1, 2020 03:14
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"Waiter? Oh waiter? Mmmyes, but I do believe my wife here ordered the cat o' nine tails? However this is clearly plated mooring..."
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Jul 1, 2020 03:21
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"If you could be so kind as to give little Jr. here another dish of fried wire carabiners? The little tyke is a precocious hollow-legger. There's a good man!"
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Jul 1, 2020 03:27
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Waiter: Welcome to chain restaurant. We have a wide variety of chains for your dining pleasure. May I suggest an appetizer of gold herringbone links? Perhaps an entree of a nice rope chain, perhaps 12 to 18 inches? For those with a powerful appetite we have a wonderful anchor chain. Available in whole or half-links, price subject to market value. Me: I'll have the usual Waiter: very good, very good. Check your email, it should arrive shortly |
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Jul 1, 2020 03:35
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how to describe tonight's entree? well imagine the most delicious salmon you've ever had, then combine it with the blockchain. it will blow your mind!!! also your credit card, which we will require you to surrender immediately.
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Jul 1, 2020 03:48
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Me: THIS RESTURANT IS OFF Waiter: *Eyebrow raised knowingly* Off the what, exactly? Me: NO, JUST OFF. Can't put my finger on it... (is being whipped)
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Jul 1, 2020 04:19
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Standing at the jukebox trying to choose between 2 Chainz, Daisy Chainsay, and Alice In Chains
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Jul 1, 2020 04:24
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Standing at the jukebox trying to choose between 2 Chainz, Daisy Chainsay, and Alice In Chains love your money
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Jul 1, 2020 04:25
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seeing the entry for Unchained Melody and selecting it 
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Jul 1, 2020 04:27
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Of you can finish an entire Jacob Marley in one sitting you get a free t-shirt |
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Jul 1, 2020 04:29
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seated at a booth with old friends, i gesture and say "the service here is-" the server "stumbles", trips, and pours extremely hot coffee into my lap "eeeeeeexquiiiiiisiteeeeeeeeeee"
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Jul 1, 2020 04:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eByMZJ9ueA
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Jul 1, 2020 04:31
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Standing at the jukebox trying to choose between 2 Chainz, Daisy Chainsay, and Alice In Chains "Excuse me, waiter? What's that strange noise coming from the kitchen?" "That's the sound of the men..." |
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Jul 1, 2020 04:32
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google THIS posted:"Excuse me, waiter? What's that strange noise coming from the kitchen?" 
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Jul 1, 2020 04:48
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I thought the sign advertising HOT LINKS meant sausages. This....this isn't a sausage at all.
https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jul 1, 2020 04:57
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Literally A Person posted:I thought the sign advertising HOT LINKS meant sausages. This....this isn't a sausage at all.
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Jul 1, 2020 05:55
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Somehow the all you can eat buffet is not attracting many customers though
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Jul 1, 2020 12:51
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Goons Are Great posted:Somehow the all you can eat buffet is not attracting many customers though Chaining customers to the buffet if they venture too close
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Jul 1, 2020 12:58
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oooh honey they have pork shacklins
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Jul 1, 2020 14:22
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nut posted:oooh honey they have pork shacklins |
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Jul 1, 2020 17:24
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I'm only here 4 the fixins
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Jul 1, 2020 17:25
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Looking at the prix fixe menu realizing that this golden chain might be just a little outside of my price range but trying not to let on that I can't afford this chain to the waiter.
https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jul 1, 2020 17:29
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golden corral |
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Jul 1, 2020 17:29
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Disturbance posted:golden corral
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Jul 1, 2020 17:48
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family of dogs walk in, look around, bewildered. "I'm sorry, we were looking for the chien restaurant." |
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Jul 1, 2020 17:49
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Garçon!!! This pile of metal is completely inedible!! I demand to speak to the manager. 
https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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Jul 1, 2020 17:52
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"Workers of the world, come on in! We have nothing to eat but our chains!" |
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Jul 1, 2020 17:58
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It took a year and a half from our burger buds thread but I finally figured out where to post this.
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Jul 1, 2020 19:08
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