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hello old friend, i have taken to spreading my spare dirt in an even layer over my whole yard such that, over the years, i have begun standing noticeably taller than my neighbours. they have begun cowering under my frightening height, cementing my position as neighbourhood king via the democratic process of fear
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Jul 1, 2020 17:03
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i know what youre thinking--what about the complete lack of grass in my yard? Well, try having the temerity to ask that question to a figure looming 3-4 feet over you
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Jul 1, 2020 17:04
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why not start a dirt collection why hide it away in shame
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Jul 2, 2020 17:24
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old friend posted:I am not ashamed of my dirt, I simply lack sufficient dirt storage put it on ur tables you can eat with your plate in your lap on the couch
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Jul 2, 2020 17:30
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old friend posted:My tables are all made out of dirt, and I want to be able to distinguish between my dirt collection and my furniture this is what we call an intellectual checkmate I wish I could help tho
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Jul 2, 2020 17:32
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