Am I turning my son gay?

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Am I turning my son Gay?
	Yes. Like father like son, OP.
	Probably not.
	It's too soon to tell.
	Goku/Gohan's fusion dance was an allegory for homosexuality.

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Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
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i stand here with my hands on my hips, shaking my head, in utter disbelief that no one said "son gay, so what"

# ? Jul 2, 2020 09:26

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:59

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

... Actually the more I think about it, we get strange looks in public when we do this. For some reason the old ladies smile and nod, though.

Lesbians usually approve of and even promote male homosexual behavior, because every man who is gay is a man who won't be putting the hard word on them.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 09:43

SidneyIsTheKiller: Jul 16, 2019; I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Hmm would you feel any differently if he did this with his mother?

# ? Jul 2, 2020 10:02

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

What the gently caress is wrong with you, OP?

# ? Jul 2, 2020 10:30

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Okay, night crew has weighed in, so I have some catching up to do.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Looking at this, it might have been a coin flip tbh.

Teenage me would probably weigh in on this, but Jenn Connoly was underage in this movie so I'm going to hard pass.

nullEntityRNG posted:

You're not turning him gay OP. But you are giving him ammunition to blackmail you into an early retirement home by claiming that his "Dad helped squirt my special yogurt into my mouth".

Kids these days will blame anything on their parents. Actually, not even "these days". I'm not looking forward to the years where he screams at me "You don't get it, Dad. You don't understand! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS!" about some terrible anime or some poo poo.

Sgt. Politeness posted:

Anyway OP what you're describing isn't homoerotic because your son is a child. You're thinking of pedophilia and that is definitely a "you" problem.

gently caress. gently caress. I just want to be a good dad. :cry:

Ad by Khad posted:

your toddler isnt gonna fuckin remember any of this, OP

Not directly, but I'm worried about how it will affect his formative years.

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Do you not want him to be gay?

I mean, if it's what he wants. I just don't want to be the REASON he's gay. "I turned gay because of my Dad" is a weird story, and I'd worry how that came to be.

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

In any case, no, OP, straight males are perfectly capable of sucking dicks, too. I should know, I pay them to do it on the regular. Expensive habit, that.

With the way you put this, it's almost CHEAPER to be gay. This is worth considering, thank you!

plehsistential posted:

what if this thread is turning all the posters gay

CheeseThief posted:

Gohan never did the fusion dance you absolute fool, you bumbling buffoon, you ninny!

I seriously dropped the ball on this one guys, I'm sorry. I can close this thread, if it's a huge point of contention.

Animal-Mother posted:

i stand here with my hands on my hips, shaking my head, in utter disbelief that no one said "son gay, so what"

This is a really good point, actually. I thing DGSW was banned years ago, yet for many of us he's still fresh in our minds.

BigBadSteve posted:

Lesbians usually approve of and even promote male homosexual behavior, because every man who is gay is a man who won't be putting the hard word on them.

Are you implying that most old ladies are lesbians? If so, this is worth exploring futher.

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Hmm would you feel any differently if he did this with his mother?

Well he was used to sucking his mom's tits for a year-ish, so actually yes I would feel differently. Wait, does that make breastfeeding gay?

# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:59

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Leave now so his mother can find someone worthwhile to raise him with.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:04

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

You should consult with Cyrano4747

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:06

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

No OP, because plenty of gay men have sucked on tits as a child and still turned out gay.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:10

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Universe Master posted:

No OP, because plenty of gay men have sucked on tits as a child and still turned out gay.

Can confirm.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:11

Jay_Zombie: Apr 20, 2007; We're sealing the tunnel!

Son gay, so what?

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:53

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

*slowly pulls the huge switch to activate the skylight, then turns to the overcast sky to look at the Cumshitter-signal*

# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:57

anatomi: Jan 31, 2015

Does he maintain unbroken eye contact while slurping daddy's tart cream?

Edit: if not, he's not gay.

anatomi fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Jul 2, 2020

# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:42

Donovan Trip: Jan 6, 2007

im calling the police

# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:47

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Sunswipe posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with you, OP?

# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:51

zer0spunk: Nov 6, 2000; devil never even lived

well, this certainly is a thread

# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:52

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Your question is not "Am I turning my son gay?"

Your question is "What have I become?"

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:21

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Frankenstyle posted:

"What have I become?"

Now that I've betrayed

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:24

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Gogurt, more like Gaygurt.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:41

anatomi: Jan 31, 2015

On a warm summer's day like today, I like to mix yoghurt with some orange juice or apple juice and a tiny pinch of salt. It's an excellent quencher.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:44

porkchop_express: May 27, 2004

Marilyn Manson had ribs taken out so he could drink his own yogurt tube op

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:12

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

I love Greek yogurt, OP. I'm also kind of gay but I love huge boobs.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:44

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

kaworu posted:

I never ate yogurt (or bananas, or other homoerotic food) and actually had an aversion to them when young, and I turned out gay as poo poo so, you never know.

edit: checkbox poll, clicked all options

second edit: Also Goku and Gohan never did a fusion dance they were father and son and since the dance was an allegory for homosexuality that would be pretty f. gross.. Goku did the fusion dance with VEGETA and it goTEN who did the fusion dance with TRUNKS not goHAN... GEEZ DAD STOP EMBARRASSING ME

What about other erotic foods. Could you turn a girl gay by making her eat raw oysters all the time?

# ? Jul 2, 2020 22:45

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

My dad claimed a guy he worked with went violently gay after eating some really good taco dip in the mid 90s.

So it's true erotic food can just set you off on the road to Homo Town

# ? Jul 2, 2020 23:20

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Are you implying that most old ladies are lesbians? If so, this is worth exploring futher.

Men die on average younger than women, so I imagine a fair few older women turn "gay for the stay" (i.e. until they drop dead).

Unrelated to that, OP, it would be ironic if your son, in a few years, stumbles across this thread, and reading it makes him turn gay.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 23:40

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I'm gay as hell but I'm still crushing puss on the reg. I've never even had gay sex, I'm just too busy with the ladies!

# ? Jul 3, 2020 02:40

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

You can turn me gay any time OP :biglips:

# ? Jul 3, 2020 02:53

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

This thread really got me thinking.

I want someone to squeeze feed me a tube of yogurt and question my sexuality.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:09

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:59

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Children are not made gay by yogurt, op.

Children are made gay by elitist east coast liberal policy decisions such as banning prayer in school, allowing women in the workplace, and requiring that people present identification before buying assault rifles from Wal-Mart.

Source: my grandpa

# ? Jul 3, 2020 03:27

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