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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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- A party may legally discharge firearms at (or in the direction of) a second party, if'n they had it comin'.
- This law shall not be construed to encompass second parties who:
- Were only funnin'
- Didn't mean nobody no harm no how
Lmbo
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Jul 3, 2020 00:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Jeffrey, drenched in sweat, face frozen in a strained rictus as he performs the 12 Labors of Missouri
Slay the Varmint Lord
Slay the nine-headed water moccasin
Capture the mangy mutt what ate my sister
Capture the whampus cat
Clean the donkey stables in a single day.
Slay the alpha Holstein
Capture the canoe thieves
Steal the Bass Pro greeter
Obtain the girdle of a bad hearted woman
Obtain the cattle of the three-bodied giant Arkansawyer
Steal three of the golden horse apples of Branson
Capture and bring back momma
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Jul 3, 2020 00:52
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- Joey McChrist
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Slay the Varmint Lord
Slay the nine-headed water moccasin
Capture the mangy mutt what ate my sister
Capture the whampus cat
Clean the donkey stables in a single day.
Slay the alpha Holstein
Capture the canoe thieves
Steal the Bass Pro greeter
Obtain the girdle of a bad hearted woman
Obtain the cattle of the three-bodied giant Arkansawyer
Steal three of the golden horse apples of Branson
Capture and bring back momma
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Jul 3, 2020 01:14
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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down with censorship 
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Jul 3, 2020 01:17
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- Escape From Noise
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If you are an old white man living out in the Ozarks you can be arrested multiple times for growing shitloads of pot on your land without going to jail. (Actual story of our neighbor when I was growing up in the Ozarks)
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Jul 3, 2020 07:21
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- Escape From Noise
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Is one of your kinfolk the sheriff? Congratulations! You now can legally get away with everything up to, but not limited to, murder.
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Jul 3, 2020 07:44
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- Emmideer
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Lovely night, no?
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All buildings must be sunk at least 3 feet into the earth. City ordinance may provide exceptions for any buildings next to a Dairy Queen (but notably not the Dairy Queen itself).
White men making more than thirty thousand dollars per year are required to marry a women no older than half their age plus seven.
Each citizen of Missouri has legal obligation to join a special task force for at least two years during which they will actively try to run down any pedestrians.
Every office with more than twenty employees must employ no more or less than 1 fit bald guy.
State funded college campuses are provided a grant for installation of an extremely aggressive street preacher.
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Jul 3, 2020 11:50
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- Finger Prince
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Learning a lot about Mzrah itt.
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Jul 3, 2020 18:13
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- Thunder Moose
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S.J.C.
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Welllll in sunny ol' mizoruh it is cuss-toe-marry to drop acid before agreeing to any deal.
1 mol of pure nitric acid, on pavement - to be precise.
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Jul 4, 2020 08:00
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- Escape From Noise
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Road signs are public shooting targets. All dirt and/or gravel roads are shooting ranges
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Jul 4, 2020 08:11
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Road signs are public shooting targets. All dirt and/or gravel roads are shooting ranges
This thread is for joke posting, not actual insights. Please take this post to D&D or something.
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Jul 4, 2020 14:12
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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During deer season, hunting while sober is illegal. A fifth of cheap booze is an acceptable substitute for a hunting license.
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Jul 4, 2020 14:44
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- Escape From Noise
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This thread is for joke posting, not actual insights. Please take this post to D&D or something.
I challenge you to a kinfolk blood feud!
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Jul 4, 2020 15:02
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- Prof. Crocodile
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I challenge you to a kinfolk blood feud!
Only thin' fer it, I reckon.
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Jul 4, 2020 17:18
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- Admiralty Flag
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to ride eternal, shiny and chrome
THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
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brandishing weapons is illegal within the state unless:
a) done on the front yard of your McMansion
b) toward BLM protesters
c) who were probably asking for it anywise
an additional affirmative defense is that you were modeling good citizenship behavior for your large adult child
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Jul 5, 2020 17:42
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- Escape From Noise
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Anyone who calls pro wrestling fake has to go in the ring and prove that it is.
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Jul 5, 2020 20:03
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- vanisher
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Anyone who calls pro wrestling fake has to go in the ring and prove that it is.
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Jul 5, 2020 23:13
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- BUG JUG
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Marriage between a man and an anime is legal, but if you own or operate a website with more than 10% anime girls on it you MUST be married to one or else you are running an internet brothel and will be closed down.
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Jul 9, 2020 18:27
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- Christoph
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In order to qualify for a legal loophole, all Missouri sex doll brothels must be attached to a video rental store or farm equipment rental store.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Jul 9, 2020 20:31
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Only full size Ford, Chevy, or Dodge pickup trucks are allowed to be operated on public roads in Missouri, and all pickup trucks must have four wheel drive and a lift kit installed.
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Jul 12, 2020 01:39
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Discharging firearms in public shall only be permitted:
- on the property of those discharging said firearms
- at licensed shooting ranges
- in areas marked for hunting (in-season only)
- to commemorate a patriotic holiday (e.g. July 4)
- to quiet down an unruly church picnic
- to quiet down a ruly church picnic that is deemed to be in danger of becoming unruly
- to celebrate a wedding
- to scare off varmints
- when the Chiefs win in the playoffs
- to scare off them damned neighbor kids
- to celebrate a divorce
- to commemorate an anniversary
- to celebrate the start of NASCAR season
- to mourn the loss of a beloved pet
- to show appreciation of your favorite song coming on the radio
- to take out the day's frustrations on a road sign
- to let those mark-rear end busters from up the block know whose hood it is (St. Louis only)
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Jul 12, 2020 03:00
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Discharging firearms in public shall only be permitted:
- on the property of those discharging said firearms
- at licensed shooting ranges
- in areas marked for hunting (in-season only)
- to commemorate a patriotic holiday (e.g. July 4)
- to quiet down an unruly church picnic
- to quiet down a ruly church picnic that is deemed to be in danger of becoming unruly
- to celebrate a wedding
- to scare off varmints
- when the Chiefs win in the playoffs
- to scare off them damned neighbor kids
- to celebrate a divorce
- to commemorate an anniversary
- to celebrate the start of NASCAR season
- to mourn the loss of a beloved pet
- to show appreciation of your favorite song coming on the radio
- to take out the day's frustrations on a road sign
- to let those mark-rear end busters from up the block know whose hood it is (St. Louis only)
lolol. it's like you live here. bravo
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Jul 12, 2020 03:02
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- Prof. Crocodile
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lolol. it's like you live here. bravo
I grew up in central MO and lived in St. Louis for a time. 
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Jul 12, 2020 03:08
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Discharging firearms in public shall only be permitted:
- on the property of those discharging said firearms
- at licensed shooting ranges
- in areas marked for hunting (in-season only)
- to commemorate a patriotic holiday (e.g. July 4)
- to quiet down an unruly church picnic
- to quiet down a ruly church picnic that is deemed to be in danger of becoming unruly
- to celebrate a wedding
- to scare off varmints
- when the Chiefs win in the playoffs
- to scare off them damned neighbor kids
- to celebrate a divorce
- to commemorate an anniversary
- to celebrate the start of NASCAR season
- to mourn the loss of a beloved pet
- to show appreciation of your favorite song coming on the radio
- to take out the day's frustrations on a road sign
- to let those mark-rear end busters from up the block know whose hood it is (St. Louis only)
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Jul 12, 2020 03:15
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I can tell. I bet you've been to the state fair in Sedalia
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Jul 12, 2020 03:18
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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my understanding of missouri is 3 seasons of ozark and i am terrified of you all
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Jul 12, 2020 03:21
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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my understanding of missouri is 3 seasons of ozark and i am terrified of you all
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Jul 12, 2020 03:25
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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first of all the world isn't blue. second of all they film that poo poo in Washington state 
thirdly they never depict our state-issued sleeveless Ratt tee shirts like, ever
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Jul 12, 2020 03:28
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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i'm assuming if you live in missouri you are an attractive blonde girl who grew up in a criminal family living in a trailer by the lake of the ozarks and i'm rooting for you but also strangely still rooting for jason bateman's hosed up transplant family too
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Jul 12, 2020 03:44
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Lots of angry fist shaking ITT, as per the unique legal customs of Missouri.
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Jul 12, 2020 03:48
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Apr 26, 2024 15:57
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Lots of angry fist shaking ITT, as per the unique legal customs of Missouri.
"shake harder boy!"
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