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before we can authorize this marriage license we'll need you to find a closer connection on your family trees
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- Luvcow
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raccoons are accepted as legal tender
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Discharging firearms in public shall only be permitted:
- on the property of those discharging said firearms
- at licensed shooting ranges
- in areas marked for hunting (in-season only)
- to commemorate a patriotic holiday (e.g. July 4)
- to quiet down an unruly church picnic
- to quiet down a ruly church picnic that is deemed to be in danger of becoming unruly
- to celebrate a wedding
- to scare off varmints
- when the Chiefs win in the playoffs
- to scare off them damned neighbor kids
- to celebrate a divorce
- to commemorate an anniversary
- to celebrate the start of NASCAR season
- to mourn the loss of a beloved pet
- to show appreciation of your favorite song coming on the radio
- to take out the day's frustrations on a road sign
- to let those mark-rear end busters from up the block know whose hood it is (St. Louis only)
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- Luvcow
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my understanding of missouri is 3 seasons of ozark and i am terrified of you all
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i'm assuming if you live in missouri you are an attractive blonde girl who grew up in a criminal family living in a trailer by the lake of the ozarks and i'm rooting for you but also strangely still rooting for jason bateman's hosed up transplant family too
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Lots of angry fist shaking ITT, as per the unique legal customs of Missouri.
"shake harder boy!"
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