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Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

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dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

just want to chime in and say that number 1 cat rules because the cat has a literal number 1 on face

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LLJKSiLk: Jul 7, 2005; by Athanatos

My cat.

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The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

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Fabulousity: Dec 29, 2008; Number One I order you to take a number two.

We refer to them as "Cat 1" and "Cat A" so no one feels second. I'm not sure which is which.

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muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

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xcheopis: Jul 23, 2003

Caesar Saladin posted:

Trap?

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Look at this fat sack of depression

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Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

i dunno i think he looks very content

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Bear Enthusiast: Mar 20, 2010; Maybe
You'll think of me
When you are all alone

drat first I thought it was the number one cat, then the cat in the number one post, now I'm losing it at the actual number one on the cat.

This is the number one ranked cat in my household.

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

This goof is the perfect companion to the abandoned kitten I took in about eight years ago with the plan of giving to friends (but the cat decided he'd rather stay in my house).

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Matlack Radio: Jun 2, 2006

Cat #1

Cat#2

Dixville, post pictures of Simba so we can remark on its resemblance to my Clem.

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Who What Now posted:

Look at this fat sack of depression

Admit it, that cat just smoked a bowl.

Telebite posted:

fyi, in case you missed it, the kitty i posted i da op has a number 1 on his head

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Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

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Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Okay here's Jameson

and here's Moose

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dracky: Nov 8, 2010

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Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Hello

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overseer07: Mar 30, 2003; Pillbug

Y'all need more cats.

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overseer07: Mar 30, 2003; Pillbug

He's not dead

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overseer07: Mar 30, 2003; Pillbug

Steadman hates you

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overseer07: Mar 30, 2003; Pillbug

Gracie also hates you

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overseer07: Mar 30, 2003; Pillbug

Senior picture

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overseer07: Mar 30, 2003; Pillbug

Big Pimpins

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ASenileAnimal posted:

Absolute power loaf.

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Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

She's a real rear end in a top hat, OP, here you go

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Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Jesus Christ some of you are overfeeding your cats to an insane degree wtf

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WindowLiquor: Feb 8, 2011; Oh no no, this simply will not do!

Red cats rule

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Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

nite crew thuggin�

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Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

alright

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Roundup Ready: Mar 10, 2004; ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER

Some good, yet bitch looking cats so far

Have this gross beast

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Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

This thread! :kimchi:

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Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

I don't have a cat, but this dude shows up on my back porch nearly every other day and won't stop meowing until I go out and scratch his back for a minimum of 10 minutes. He's pretty cool.

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Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

all of you have excellent cats, but

overseer07 posted:

Senior picture

holy poo poo I'm dying that's perfect

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Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Toby, aka Fat Boy, aka Toby God drat It Stop Peeing On The Carpet, aka Tobesity

Noel enjoyed mornings as much as I do

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Who What Now posted:

Look at this fat sack of depression

lol at catzoi

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Stockholm: Apr 6, 2010

Aishlinn posted:

if that cat's name is not chaplin, you're doing it wrong.

When we first got her as a lil baby the owners named her Baby Hitler and I'm not enough of an edgelord to appreciate that name so it's Freya now.

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Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Here is my small girl Melba when she was very small.

Thanks to SA Forum's member Satan's Onion for naming her!

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

that is a percentage of a cat

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Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

Big Beef City posted:

cats fuckin suck and I don't like em!

You can keep your drat gently caress cats they're so dumb I just don't WANT THOSE CATS!

If I see a cat I will pet the cat and tell you that the cat is nice but secretly I don't like your cat. I am not scared of your cat I just don't like it, I said. Later at home I will think about your cat and what it did and remember that I don't like cats and even if your cat did nothing in particular to wrong me, I dislike it. It's nothing against your cat in particular, but it won't pay for me to explain that to you. You and your cat will not understand that I just don't feel good about cats being around because of how dumb they are.

I don't want all cats to go away or think you shouldn't own cats. I just wish more people would think about me and the things that I like, which isn't cats. Cats fricken stink.

Thank you.

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