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would two trumps do more damage than one, or would the infighting limit their ability to wreak havoc on the country? what if one of them ran as a democrat and the other as a republican?
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i think two trumps could make it down stairs and ramps faster than one, by leaning on each other for support, which could be important when time is of the essence
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Jul 2, 2020 21:33
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two trumps would be able to quickly solve many physics puzzles with their combined and separable weight
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Jul 2, 2020 21:46
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i think two trumps would fight over the tv remote a lot. even though they both want to watch fox news, each wants to be the one to change the channel to fox news
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Jul 2, 2020 23:05
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:two trumps would fight and gently caress until they merged into a single larger trump. it's not worth the hassle, honestly. the gravitational waves of such an event can be detected millions of light years away, it is truly a cosmic ballet
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Jul 3, 2020 02:19
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Tomfoolery posted:TRUMP is a sentence this is a good point i hadn't considered
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Jul 3, 2020 17:21
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a frictionless trump would gather tremendous momentum when going down a ramp, some people say perhaps too much momentum a spherical trump, however, is worth pursuing and nearly within reach
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Jul 3, 2020 22:33
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Arrhythmia posted:OP you give me the option for top trump or bottom trump: may I not ask for a left trump and right trump? since trumps are bilaterally symmetrical, there wouldn't be that much difference between the two halves separated along the sagittal plane but the front half and the back half might have important differences in behavior and capabilities perhaps a modmin can edit the poll
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Jul 4, 2020 13:12
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here's a configuration i hadn't even thought of. this seems like it would get great ratings
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Jul 7, 2020 13:11
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these two trumps seem pretty convivial. i don't think they're running against each other
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Jul 11, 2020 13:46
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here's another simulation of two trumps. i don't think the second trump adds any clarity to the situation, imho https://twitter.com/mradamscott/status/1290914246117584897
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Aug 5, 2020 17:59
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there was another way to achieve two trumps sadly it was discovered too late and now there is only one left
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Aug 16, 2020 20:35
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oh no! what is happening now? this is clearly too many trumps
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Aug 21, 2020 19:49
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Colonel Cancer posted:4 trumps are standing on a cliff not for long lmao 
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Aug 22, 2020 01:43
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Crusader posted:reality is cracked and broken in an uncommon act of altruism, the smaller trump in the audience supports the bigger one running for president
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Oct 13, 2020 17:53
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 what does the former obama adviser know that we don't?
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Oct 22, 2020 20:05
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these trumps were born with a deformity. it was determined that surgery to separate them would likely be fatal, but they lived a full life and even got married to two bottom halves of a lady
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Oct 31, 2020 21:54
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holy poo poo this seems enormously bad if you're of the never trump persuasion otherwise it is good, your presiednt is the truth & the light
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Dec 3, 2020 02:46
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Top City Homo posted:who is ready for trump 2024? the trump party's don jr/ivanka ticket does have a lot of enthusiastic support
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Dec 4, 2020 00:22
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is this one trump, or two? a jury of the nations top trump scientists is still out on the issue
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Dec 7, 2020 22:20
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the predictit market for two trumps is down to 11 cents, and it seems even our singular trump may be on his way out, free at last to go wherever round tweety bois of a simple mind go when they are no longer president of the united states in celebration of that, here is an artist's rendition of a hypothetical event proposed by theoretical physicists, wherein the president makes peace with himself, conceding, at long last, the election he has lost the odds of such an event are estimated to be approximately one in a quadrillion to the fourth power, so it is unlikely that we will see such a thing in real life
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Dec 15, 2020 00:22
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currently there are no actual trumps, but theoretical trump scientists continue their work: here is a simulation of unknown provenance it is uncertain why the trumps are fighting. one may believe the other has betrayed it
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May 13, 2021 17:27
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this is an unconfirmed sighting of two woolly mountain trumps battling for supremacy, with smaller trumps riding on their backs, perhaps to adjudicate the battle, or possibly because they just get off on this weird poo poo
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Sep 29, 2021 01:10
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 there appears to be only one trump in this image, but in reality there are three: fred christ trump the father, donald jesus trump the son, and the trumpy spirit, a strange miasma that lingers around long after the trumps have departed. many have pondered this mystery through the ages.
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Sep 29, 2021 16:54
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have you seen this viral picture? it looks like a touching moment, but don't be fooled by this edited photo! in reality, bringing two male trumps this close together would result in a fight. when one of the trumps is much larger than the other, his yowls and hisses may convince the smaller one to retreat, but when the trumps are of roughly equal size, both believe themselves to be the stronger one, and an explosion of claws and flying fur soon follows
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Nov 1, 2021 15:51
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Weka posted:I wish there were 100 trumps. so do i, and so do all who live to see such trumps, but that is not for us to decide all we have to decide is what to do with the trumps that are given to us
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Nov 2, 2021 02:19
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check it out, it's trump city over here. trumps everywhere
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Apr 26, 2022 12:38
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if he had ten divisions of men like this, the president could win the entire civil war in two weeks
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machine visions of an unlikely future. but something is odd about them
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