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Poor guy... in a coma for 10 years, then accidentally uses the "HOT" tag and gets autobanned during a time where it's morally incorrect to pay to re-register. Oh, also, wakes up and Donald Trump is president.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 04:19 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:17 |
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I'd put my penis in Microwave's mom, even if she's 20 years older at this point, just so I could tell you guys that I had sex with Microwave's Mom. I wouldn't specify when, so you'd all get super jealous.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 16:00 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:She looks like she mines ores with the bottom of her chin you mean her "cum catcher"?
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 21:22 |
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dee eight posted:you could put your penis in your mom's microwave and then just kinda mumble and stutter about it and ppl might misunderstand This almost seems like a great idea... for someone else who is not me to try.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 03:40 |