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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Poor guy... in a coma for 10 years, then accidentally uses the "HOT" tag and gets autobanned during a time where it's morally incorrect to pay to re-register.

Oh, also, wakes up and Donald Trump is president. :sad:

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I'd put my penis in Microwave's mom, even if she's 20 years older at this point, just so I could tell you guys that I had sex with Microwave's Mom. I wouldn't specify when, so you'd all get super jealous.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

She looks like she mines ores with the bottom of her chin

you mean her "cum catcher"?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




dee eight posted:

you could put your penis in your mom's microwave and then just kinda mumble and stutter about it and ppl might misunderstand

This almost seems like a great idea... for someone else who is not me to try.

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