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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

I'm assuming you haven't showered in the last few weeks. Good, this is important. Do not clean any part of your body, the natural musk of the human male contains pheromones which will make you irresistible. Roll around in some garbage to strengthen the effect, it shows you have a strong immune system which is important when choosing a mate.

Also, bring something shiny and as much nesting material as you can carry. Be sure to wear bright clothing and draw as much attention to it as possible.

Source: I am a very successful dater who has talked to literally tens of women in my 32 years, and only pissed myself and started crying like half the time.

redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Jul 4, 2020

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