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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Russia would like to go on record as saying that Ernesta, despite her intense hatred of all things Russian, is welcome to visit anytime because she has a nice smile.  :Chauvinist Russian pig-dogs think they can flatter La Flamenca Loca with empty words...but do you really think I have a nice smile? I've always been self-conscious about my teeth since I had to wear braces as a child. And I look so shapeless in these fatigues! Alright I'm coming over, but no funny business on our first diplomatic meeting, and we will play our anthem A Message To You Russki at least once tonight, to show that Ernesta hasn't sold out.
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the deputy parliamentarian is doing his job very well now he brings a folding display stand up to the podium and props a big sheet of paper onto it on which there is a hand-drawn spreadsheet  "I am doing my best" he says quietly.
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Russian television is interrupted across the nation as the  smiley is displayed on all screens without sound or music. The bullet-ridden body of Ernesta Guevaro is soon dragged out of the Kremlin and left on the street. Rumors of Russian troop movement across the border into Ukraine soon begin to circulate.
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Phlegmish posted:Belgian Panama supports its fellow Belgium in this. It also proposes that this thread end up Goldmined. You have been a good poster and a steadfast ally of colonial/anti-colonial/moon-based/giant robot powers, Belgian Panama. With luck we will all share a gaufre on the other side.
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Narrator: The treatment and death of Guevaro sent shockwaves around the world and marked the end of an era, and also the beginning of the end for Russia's status as a regional power. The following day, giving up all pretense, the Great Bear's troops started flooding across the Ukrainian border, where they were immediately met with resistance from local Ukrainian militias who all secretly had a crush on Ernesta. After heavy fighting, Russian troops made it across the Dnieper, only to be met with a maze of canals as far as the eye could see, built with generous funding from Belgian Panama, its Belgian allies, and other nations disgusted by the naked aggression and cowardice of Russia. Even Madagascar, Belgian Panama's historical rival, expressed its disapproval of Russia's actions. Russia would spend the next twelve years bogged down in Central Ukraine, taking, retaking, and re-retaking canal after canal, constantly harassed by mobile guerrilla units riding Belgian Drafts on the steppes or waterskiing across the network of canals, and also playing classic ska tunes at night to keep the enemy wake. Diplomatically isolated, war-weary, and economically weakened, Russia eventually retreated from Ukraine, having achieved none of its strategic objectives. They would forever rue the day they had decided to betray Ernesta Guevaro, the commando with the nice smile.
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Jul 21, 2020 01:50
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Germany would like to buy some uranium from Kazakhstan.
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CURRENTLY VOTING: How does the world end?! Option A: Kaiju Option B: The colonization of Ukraine leads us to uncover untold horrors at Chernobyl Option C: Space aliens Option D: Two massive hands rise from the Mariana Trench and create a global goatse. Option ULTRA: All of the above Albania shall tabulate the votes as final deputy parliamentarian
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Jul 21, 2020 03:19
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Australia votes ULTRA- order BACD
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:CURRENTLY VOTING: South Korea takes offense at their vacuum decay machine being ignored. Secondly, South Korea hereby annexes Loser Korea and takes all the stuff in their desk except for the half-unwrapped and dirty hard candy in the bottom. Thirdly, Amazing Korea votes ULTRA: B causes D, releasing A who then go to war with C and obliterate everything.
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Jul 21, 2020 04:02
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FRANCE votes Ultra
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Russia thinks Ultra is a great idea and votes accordingly.
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Undemocratic Republic of the Congo throws an egg directly at the section of the whiteboard where the ULTRA plan was written.
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UAE votes ULTRA and gets ready to defend it's oil cities like Mad Max 2.
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The Great Republic of Roma has left earth and thus votes C.
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Portugal supports the Ultra cool ending.
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Iceland votes global goatse. Keep it simple.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:CURRENTLY VOTING: Combination of option B and D Durr-stan has always known the real horrible secret of chernobyl
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The Nordic Empire votes Ultra, as we've already fled this dead dumb Earth in our windmill rocketships. Enjoy the end of the world suckers. Edit: Interpol is cool and welcome to join us on our exodus to the stars tho Hipster Occultist fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Jul 21, 2020 |
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Peru, having comfortably constructed a relatively idiotproof set of underground bunkers we're confident will survive all but gazing into the abyss of the goatse votes for option ULTRA
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Italy votes ULTRA
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Jul 21, 2020 14:21
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Enough talk. It's time for action. I move that everyone come to my apartment to snuggle my cat.
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You forgot to add that your parents weren't home. I'm assuming that's the case so I'm on my way
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Dad's dead and I haven't seen mum since 1947
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St. Lucia Kitts Martin Haiti Antigua Anguilla Aruba Bahamas Belize Barbados Curacao Chile Vincent Grenada Micronesia Bermuda Marteen Montserrat Grenadines of Nevis Dominica, Turkey Armenia as well as Trinidad and Tobago(Paul)(FUCC) also votes Ultra Before the endgame, St. Lucia Kitts Martin Haiti Antigua Anguilla Aruba Bahamas Belize Barbados Curacao Chile Vincent Grenada Micronesia Bermuda Marteen Montserrat Grenadines of Nevis Dominica, Turkey Armenia as well as Trinidad and Tobago(Paul)(FUCC) also annexes: Ecuador Paraguay Estonia Iceland The entire continent of Antartica Our final form (maybe) will be known as: St. Lucia Kitts Martin Haiti Antigua Ecuador Paraguay Estonia Iceland Anguilla Aruba Bahamas Belize Barbados Curacao Chile Vincent Grenada Micronesia Bermuda Marteen Montserrat Grenadines of Nevis Dominica, Turkey Armenia as well as Trinidad and Tobago and the entire continent of Antartica(Paul)(FUCC)
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Jul 21, 2020 15:28
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Argentina votes ULTRA. Argentina Moves to annex the countries of Bolivia and Colombia in an unprecedented South America Land Grab.
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Jul 21, 2020 15:44
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GRR misread the vote and changes to ultra
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I ask all countries to https://i.imgur.com/nwKptKU.mp4
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Undemocratic Republic of the Congo says no and throws eggs at you until you leave.
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corgski posted:Undemocratic Republic of the Congo says no and throws eggs at you until you leave. We request that some eggs be left for Smashmouth guy to eat.
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Albania has tabulated that ULTRA is winning by a bunch but that like 90% of countries still haven't voted, and for something this critical we hold that we should give everyone time to vote some more. Albania also proposes that the world end not with a bang, but with a whimper
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Jul 21, 2020 18:14
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Negative. Goons don't do whimpers. Russia vetos
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Belgian Panama would like to inquire where the URC is getting all these eggs. It feels like having some scrambled eggs.
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Jul 21, 2020 18:21
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Germany votes for C: space aliens
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Jul 21, 2020 18:22
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Negative. Goons don't do whimpers. India seconds this veto and proposes any of the following bangs: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?&threadid=3933017
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Jul 21, 2020 18:23
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<without raising his head from the desk, the South Korean representative gives a thumbs up to nobody in particular>
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Jul 21, 2020 18:23
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The GRR is streaming ourselves from beyond Pluto.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Negative. Goons don't do whimpers. Goons don't bang either
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Russia fucks all of the time and given how cool they've been it suspects that Undemocratic Republic of Congo and GRR do too Russia feels that perhaps you'd be more comfortable among non-fuckers like Albania or URETHRA
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Austria votes ULTRA and informs the UN that it is a Principality in space now.
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Austria wonders if the other space nations would be interested in a military alliance against potential Earth based aggressors.
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