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Our anime is stronger, Earth man.
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Our anime is the most strong.
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Jul 23, 2020 18:13
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Sky Admiral Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson sends this last report to whoever can hear it: The United States Space Force star destroyer fleet is returning to the Moon. Goodbye Earth.
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Jul 23, 2020 21:00
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 The Delegate for the Republic of Indonesia licks his finger and turns the page on a most interesting article on foreign policy in a back issue of playboy magazine while he awaits his fate.
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Jul 23, 2020 21:33
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paragon1 posted:Austria will have to insist every space bound nation now reaching for the stars join the cool space alliance or be assumed hostile and destroyed. Possibly with giant laser beams or maybe just a ton of missiles. Durr stan insists that fights should be done space Colosseum durr stan has build. Durr stan is very bored in space. Durr stan is using its laser's to draw silly pictures to earths surface.
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Jul 24, 2020 08:38
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post the apocalypse BIG FLUFFY DOG this is a lawyer
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Jul 24, 2020 23:28
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It turns out like everything else the UN does, a strongly worded letter doesn't actually bring about the apocalypse?
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Jul 24, 2020 23:33
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Yeah you're getting way too into the RP aspect, right now it's time to actually make a decision that affects things
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The Belgian Congolese minister had heard that there lay a deposit of uranium beyond the fence. Despite continued warnings from his Ukrainian guide: “Very dangerous” “Boom! Long ago!” “You will die”, he and his party ventured forth into the decaying cooling towers of Chernobyl. Congo desired a nuclear program and his country would not be dissuaded by simple Ukrainian superstition. "Cut the fence" he ordered. Trucks lay at the ready to ship the uranium to Odessa and from there Belgian Kinshasa, where they would be used to create the pinnacle of Belgian African nuclear power: the bomb frites "You must turn back! There is a reason we do not go here!" The minister smirked although no one could see it. Couldn't the guide see that they were all wearing hazmat suits? They were well aware of the radiation in the area. The Congolese sapper had broken down the door keeping them from the main reactor. Somewhere here lay nuclear secrets and enriched uranium. A groan echoed. "What was that?" The minister demanded. "I thought we were the only ones here!" "It's coming." The guide muttered. "Its coming." "What's coming. What's-" The minister could not finish the thought before he was brutally ripped apart by a velociraptor-human hybird. The Dinosaur soldiers had escaped and soon they would overtake Europe. BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jul 24, 2020 |
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Jul 24, 2020 23:48
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Unified Korea stomps to Jeju Island in their half-Gundam, half backhoe robot, climbs to the top of Hallasan, and blasts off spaceward, Samsung speakers blasting
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Jul 25, 2020 03:16
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The Kaiju-Marxist Republics of first Vietnam, then Laos and Cambodia, and finally The World (Eternal Comrades of All Reptilians) has the following statement for immediate release to all UN member states: Yesssssss
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Jul 25, 2020 03:27
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Burned into the surface of The Moon in letters so big they can be seen from the Earth's surface, lies the following sentence. "We told you dumb motherfuckers, we told you about the goddamn alien dinosaurs. We could have dealt with them earlier but noooooo, that would have been mean! Enjoy your apocalypse, idiots. Signed, The Nordic Empire"
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Jul 25, 2020 05:45
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La republica de Guacamole welcomes everyone at our space habitat inside Uranus gas layer. Your population will not be processed to fuel our guacamole fabricas, we can guarantee it. It's still better than being eaten by space wizard alien dinosaur machines or whatever happened back at the 'earth'
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Jul 25, 2020 08:47
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The UN representative for Undemocratic Republic of the Congo eats a single egg.
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Jul 25, 2020 10:02
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My God, even URETHRA, scourge of Russians, is powerless against these dinosaurs. Perhaps it is good that Ernesta Guevaro did not have to see this. Also good that the entire population of Belgian Panama is safe on board the GRR's ship. It would like to know if any of its friends are coming, too. Did we pick the unpopular nation's ship to hitch a ride with?
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Jul 25, 2020 14:36
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This world is going to the dogs
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Jul 25, 2020 16:03
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Deep off the coast of Ho Chi Minh city, another ancient evil arises. The UN Jawa Sandcrawler has shifted its course north from Bangkok to Tokyo in order to peruse the new "moving manga" selections at Shinjuku districts and marvel at Japan's adherence to the anti-anime laws. Desperate to reach Taiwan before the end of the day the Parliamentarian orders the captain to increase the sandcrawlers speed to a breakneck 12 knots (14 mph). The captain shakes his head: “Can’t. S’illegal.” He points at the sign outside.  “Never mind the drat sign! There’s a special screening of Joseph Joseph and his non-anime moving manga adventure that we’re going to miss if you don’t step on it!” The captain shrugs and pushes the throttle forward. An enormous BUMP shakes the sandcrawler. “Keep going. It’s probably just another corpse.” orders the parliamentarian. Of course it was not just another corpse. It was Vietnamese Godzilla. And he was pissed.
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Jul 27, 2020 06:28
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The Parliamentarian would like to remind everyone that any poor photoshopping they may see is but an illusion being caused by the stress of the world's end. And to be patient with the slow collapse of everything you know and love as the Parliamentarian is very lazy and has really been enjoying the sights and sounds of Stardew Valley
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“Stardew Valley is wonderful and it’s completely understandable that you’d be delayed in orchestrating the end of the world because of it,” says the representative from Undemocratic Republic of the Congo while tending her own chickens. A quick look around the assembly hall aboard the UN sandcralwer shows that she has converted the vast majority of it into a henhouse, with nest boxes on each missing representative’s seat. “Widdle baby dinosaurs gonna inherit the earth aren’t you,” she coos at a chick in her hands, “you’re gonna make so many eggs, mamma will be so proud!”
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Shakira has been teaching Russia how to play Go.
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Jaguars! posted:
I've been stupid busy for the past like six months but it warms my heart to still see that flag flying proudly
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Is the world over? Can Jamaica climb to the top of what remains in this harsh wasteland?!
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Dec 10, 2020 16:49
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You are all under investigation for neglecting your duties
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Dec 10, 2020 18:37
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The Legitimate Leader of Brazil has hired an Elite-tier legal team to solve the mystery of where he has been all this time. We suspect the americans have something to do with our disappearance.
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Dec 10, 2020 18:50
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Erulisse posted:La republica de Guacamole welcomes everyone at our space habitat inside Uranus gas layer. La Republica de Guacamole, formerly known as Mexico, continues to prosper in the D I L D O habitat, surviving all perils after ULTRA extinction scenario. Erulisse fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Dec 11, 2020 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:You are all under investigation for neglecting your duties lmao gently caress I didn't even realize I had necro'd this thread. Nevermind, nothing to see here, my bad.
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I figured it'd get goldmined now that the world is destroyed
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Beet Wagon posted:lmao gently caress I didn't even realize I had necro'd this thread. Nevermind, nothing to see here, my bad. That’s what they all say.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:That’s what they all say. Take'm away Lou
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Still waiting for the world to officially end, in this thread as in life. 
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Dec 11, 2020 03:28
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Unified Korea is parked on the moon fixing a hydraulic leak in the backhoe section of the giant robot.
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 The Republic of Indonesia can look back on this period of history with considerable satisfaction. The people of Indonesia are proud that their nation has been an undeniable force for good with many diplomatic achievements. Their only regret is that there was never time to make that supercut of parliaments fistfighting to the soundtrack of Electric Six.
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