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The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


"I can't believe you're finally moving out on your own, son!"

*A tear rolls down gamer dad's cheek as he expertly stacks everything into the moving van*

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*gamer dad pays $500,000 to bail his son out of jail after he and a few friends robbed a bank because they were just raiding*

The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


Supportive gamer father attends a PTA meeting with his kid's shop teacher, calls it "crafting class" the whole time.

The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


Supportive gamer dad needs lumber to build a new shed, so he begins punching a tree

The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


Heather Papps posted:

my pops is such a supportive gamer, but since mom died he spends a lot of time sitting in his armchair screaming that he needs vespene gas till i bring him a cold one

"I require more minerals!" he constantly states as I finish making him a sandwich

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The Mighty Moltres

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"Dad, I don't know if I want to major in engineering or biology."
"It's okay, try one out and re-spec if needed."

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