What Jesus was, and what he was not.

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Blasphemers! This is what Jesus truly looked like:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 12:33

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

How can you even believe in history if you haven't witnessed it with your own eyes and in a state of relative sobriety :smuggo:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 16:22

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Big Beef City posted:

Moses also hated sand is there no limit to these parallels

Why'd he spend all his life in a desert then huh smart guy!!?

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 17:23

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The White Dragon posted:

the first time my gm explained d&d stats to me he put it this way:

"jesus is a good example of a character with 18 str because, do you have any idea how hard it is to carry a giant gently caress off cross on your back up a hill"

Nah he was obviously encumbered the whole way smdh

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 22:23

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Jesus is my copilot

# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 18:11

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Jeroine Hesus

# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 00:04

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