What Jesus was, and what he was not.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What Jesus was, and what he was not.

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Jesus was a broke homeless beggar who had other homeless beggars following him around for a few years. After committing too many crimes and causing property damage at the temple. The Romans had enough and had him crucified along with some petty thieves.

Not disputing this at all. However, you ever met a homeless dude with a publicist/marketing team that could spin "homeless crime man" into "messiah"?

Me either. So maybe he wasn't the son of God, but someone was trying to get his name on that map. I bet it was George Soros.

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