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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014


I spent $3.99 for a secondhand saute pan at a thriftstore. Looks like a solid AllClad but with a Martha Stewart stamp. Fucker melted the first time I used it:


I mean..it turned out to have a fake bottom on it. What appeared to be Martha's mark of value was a crappy fake counterfeit that melted all this shiny solder onto my Caloric stove!! Like, real shiny solder. Next day I took a torch to it and melted the rest of it off, yielding this poo poo:



Huh.

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LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Bitch itís not hock with yan

low key sex master
May 27, 2004




This is what you get for spending $3.99 for a pan

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


That's a nice toilet

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!


givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.




Dinosaur Gum

What did you cook on it?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009




Nap Ghost

maybe but I don't think I'm that fertile lmao

Pick
Jul 19, 2009




Nap Ghost

There's a chance but it's dollars to donuuts

naem
May 29, 2011



Colonel Cancer posted:

That's a nice toilet unfinished painted basement cinderblock wall with holes in it

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived


martha's mark of value

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014


So far as my EBay Acid test kit can tell, it's mostly over 18 karat poo poo. 4.5 ounces of amorphous melted blobs of highly purified commodity. Maybe 9-10 grand at today's prices. Not a kingly horde but nifty. Like dicks.

Coin dealers won't even, I've had it called copper or aluminum by people standing behind counters who wear jewelry. I'm sticking to my guns on this one., it is what i believe it is, even though I won't say what i think it is, that's what it is.

What the gently caress do I do with it?

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010



cum on it

naem
May 29, 2011



Masturbasturd posted:

So far as my EBay Acid test kit can tell, it's mostly over 18 karat poo poo. 4.5 ounces of amorphous melted blobs of highly purified commodity. Maybe 9-10 grand at today's prices. Not a kingly horde but nifty. Like dicks.

Coin dealers won't even, I've had it called copper or aluminum by people standing behind counters who wear jewelry. I'm sticking to my guns on this one., it is what i believe it is, even though I won't say what i think it is, that's what it is.

What the gently caress do I do with it?

um so someone melted $10k of silver onto a fake martha stewart pan for $3.99? I donít,

nut
Jul 30, 2019



does the warden know about this?

Flunky
Jan 1, 2014



have you ever marched in the snow to obtain sambuca OP

EorayMel
May 29, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


I bet if you dunk those metal scraps in black paint for an hour you can make your money back on that pan and more by claiming you found and are selling meteorite fragments.

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3


Shameless click-bait title seemingly referring to current events regarding this very forum.

For shame OP.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001

awoo

I clicked this thread thinking it would be about the Lowtax/Jeffrey handoff

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014


givepatajob posted:

What did you cook on it?

Used to activate some 5a molecular sieves, which I then used to shake and bake some meth.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004


buys some pots with the name of a convicted felon on it and for some reason is shocked that it's some bullshit

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

Masturbasturd posted:

So far as my EBay Acid test kit can tell, it's mostly over 18 karat poo poo. 4.5 ounces of amorphous melted blobs of highly purified commodity. Maybe 9-10 grand at today's prices. Not a kingly horde but nifty. Like dicks.

Coin dealers won't even, I've had it called copper or aluminum by people standing behind counters who wear jewelry. I'm sticking to my guns on this one., it is what i believe it is, even though I won't say what i think it is, that's what it is.

What the gently caress do I do with it?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


OP your posts are bad and your home is gross.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007



my tables are broken.

...mods question mark

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Is this the e-waste farming I've been hearing about lately?

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



Are you the "I have a hole in my roof" goon, op?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




Ron Darling posted:

This is what you get for spending $3.99 for a pan

if it's cast iron it's a good deal

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014


Tables may get stretched but it's nothing new to GBS. I decided to seek advice from this internet sub community of comedians first because goons practically never lie, and they tend to do right things.

Do this stuff have to have provenance? The frypan is all I know. Could be from a concentration camp or some Syrian museums. Cold starry brassier, bro. Mine now talk to the pan. How do I get these blobs taken seriously?

Tiny Tubesteak Tom
Dec 16, 2011

accidentally deflated my balls




Masturbasturd posted:

Tables may get stretched but it's nothing new to GBS. I decided to seek advice from this internet sub community of comedians first because goons practically never lie, and they tend to do right things.

Do this stuff have to have provenance? The frypan is all I know. Could be from a concentration camp or some Syrian museums. Cold starry brassier, bro. Mine now talk to the pan. How do I get these blobs taken seriously?

i'm having a stroke

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

i'm having a stroke

No, you're not, OP is.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013



https://www.teamdan69.com


Melt the blobs into a single blob, then show us your acid test

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

Melt the metal and pour it into your urethra, OP!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

OP I'm afraid your habitual overblown convoluted turn of phrase makes it impossible for you to ever comprehensibly ask for a refund or make a complaint to your local consumer afffairs organization.

So suck it up, Homes.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ask me about the hate crime perpetrated against a gay black man, and how it was a real hate crime and totally not fabricated. I am well acquainted with the facts of this actual hate crime which actually took place in actuality.

LabyaMynora posted:

Melt the metal and pour it into your urethra, OP!

you can pour the worthless molten metal into many different orifices. the only limit is your imagination.

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


lol @ all the goons in this thread who thought this was about the SA deal

i thought it was going to be about florida

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Omlette in ya pan'll make it real

COMPAGNIE TOMMY
Jan 24, 2016

If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not...





Hehe well op itís like I always say, ďDunk a pickle realdo!!Ē

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013



https://www.teamdan69.com


Dunk a dill pickle, jerk off

I want to see more meth silver

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...








Fun Shoe

I too, buy things of dubious provenance to cook with/eat off, life can be an adventure if you want it to, One weird trick Dr's warn you about incessantly

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naem
May 29, 2011



Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

i'm having a stroke

call the bondulance

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