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Missouri Summer Camp Closes After 82 Kids and Staff Infected with Coronavirus

Kanakuk Kamps, a network of Christian sports camps in the state, saw 82 campers, counselors and staff members test positive for coronavirus

At least 82 campers, counselors and staff at a summer camp in southwestern Missouri have been infected with COVID-19, according to state health officials.

Kanakuk Kamps, a network of Christian sports camps in the state, reopened their camps to thousands of kids beginning in May. Kanakuk chose to reopen after Missouri leaders said that there was a risk in letting camps reopen, but that they were confident that the camps had made plans to stop any potential COVID-19 outbreaks from happening.

Parents of Kanakuk campers were recently notified by email that one of the camps known as K-2, in Lampe, was temporarily shutting down after staff and campers contracted coronavirus.

Per a report from NBC News, parents received an email last week from Rebecca Duncan, Kanakuk's health services director, advising them that their children may have been exposed.

"As your Kamper returns home, we recommend that you consider a 14-day self-quarantine for your child and monitor for symptoms of COVID-19," the email read according to the report.

The organization — which prides itself on having more than 90 years of experience in summer camping — holds six overnight and day camps across the state with around 20,000 campers a summer, according to its website.

Julius CSAR posted:

Of course it’s loving Kanakuk

Telebite posted:

kyanka kamp

Internetjack posted:

Being dumb bored and curious I checked out their website. Take a look at the executive team page pictures. It's like a bingo card of creeps:
https://staging.kanakuk.com/about-teams/

mindstorm posted:

Getting serious Krusty Komedy Klassic vibes from this camp's naming/media team.

Internetjack posted:

Now I am admittedly just taking poo poo out of context, because...


LOVE FOR KIDS
We are in the kid business.
I eat children.

Big Beef City posted:

From their "Worldview Kamp" page:





Having a good god drat normal one at kamp kkk studying apologetics to defend the faith.

A4R8 posted:

Is lowtax a member?

20 Blunts posted:

Ups_rail posted:

kan we just kancle the letter K and use C in its place, the letter K is a fukking Kanker

Waterbed Wendy posted:

there's just something i don't trust about this guy

Zombiepop posted:

Kanakuk, if spelled kana kuk , means Sliding Dick in swedish slang. Probably a better name.

20 Blunts posted:

does he have plastic surgery though?

as crazy as that guys face is I feel like its a certain stock of European ancestry I've seen in other people's faces.

Wrr posted:

Never trust someone in a polo shirt.

Guildenstern Mother posted:

Not to distract from ghoul chat, but in case you were wondering what kind of rear end in a top hat is stupid enough to send their kids to a camp right now: